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[callmeimouto]

[okay. okay, she was trying really, really hard to stay calm. she had been taking her time exploring the place that she had been dropped into.. and while it didn't seem scary, it just seemed weird. an entirely new environment? new people around her? and she was just expected to accept this?!

unbelievable.

she figured that she should ask for help over that network or whatever, but..... this really was all so scary. she didn't even know anyone here, what if they were dangerous? or weird? she just wanted to go back home, she hated this. however.... messaging people would probably be best, since then they were far away from her, she was safe, and they wouldn't be able to really cause her any harm. she just needed to figure things out.

network it is.]

So. Like. If you could sum up this place in just a couple sentences, how would that go?

Please- really need this kind of explanation.

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[callmeimouto]

[in the midst of all this, she has momentarily forgotten her intense fright! gj mikorin. she feels a definitive sense of triumph!]

Are you serious right now-?! A name is all it takes to get you to freak out?! Wow. Seriously. Totally lame.

Don't blame me for this, you were the one being all dramatic!!

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[the_heroine]

[he's really glad he could help!]

I'm not upset! It's the principle of it that I'm unable to stand for. I would be an awful senpai if I let you influence Yui-san. She looks up to me.

You begged for my help and then you showed just how idiotic you were only a few texts later. Lame and unappealing.

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[callmeimouto]

Does she really? I find that hard to believe.

How can you even say that?! Are we even having the same conversation here?! I asked for help, you went on this weird dramatic rant, and also called me stupid!! Don't act high and mighty here!

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[the_heroine]

She wouldn't call me her senpai if she didn't look up to me!

You asked to sum up this place, and I summed it up. It's not my fault if you're too stupid to understand my answer.

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[callmeimouto]

Ugh. This is getting me no where.

Alright- so you're saying this place is dangerous, is that it? How dangerous is dangerous exactly?

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[the_heroine]

Dangerous enough to where we've been attacked by creatures that can make you stop feeling. And you can be minding your own business when suddenly you end up in a tree and you almost lose Shie-chan...

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[callmeimouto]

....This sounds incredibly personal.

Who is Shie-chan?

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[the_heroine]

Shie-chan doesn't matter! Shie-chan is just an example. It could happen to anyone, so it's not like I told you anything personal.

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[callmeimouto]

Okay....

I should say thanks for the heads up, though. I'm still really unsure about this place.

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[the_heroine]

Your pathetic thanks means nothing to me after everything else you said. At least you can admit you're unsure about this place. It would be obnoxious to see you putting on a brave face.

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[callmeimouto]

...

Are you tsundere?

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[the_heroine]

HAH?! What gave you that idea?!

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[callmeimouto]

You're just so dramatic, and you keep calling me names.... yeah, you're totally a tsundere! 99% tsun and 1% dere for sure!

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[the_heroine]

Don't type me like that! I'm not a route in your otome games!

I don't know if I agree with those numbers.

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[callmeimouto]

Otome?! Please. I don't play anything like that- I play far more godly games.

Maybe you're too stupid to understand the numbers, then!

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[the_heroine]

Good point. You don't have the intellect to be able to navigate the easiest otome game.

If I seem tsun, it's only because you're so stupid.

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[callmeimouto]

And here I'm telling you that I don't play otome, anyways! Little sister games are the best!

Stop calling me stupid!! You're so unoriginal!

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[the_heroine]

You enjoy that? Are you one of those people who has a siscon? How boring! Yanderes are much more complex and enjoyable.

How about an otaku with no taste?

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[callmeimouto]

What?! How did you know?! Don't be so gross! And yanderes are disgustingly boring.

Don't call me that! I'm not like you! [yeah, she is.]

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[the_heroine]

It's one thing to appreciate little sister games, but another for them to be your favorite. You know what's boring? Doing the same thing over and over again like with little sister games.

I know we're nothing alike! I actually have good preferences in games!

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[callmeimouto]

DON'T YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF LITTLE SISTERS!!! I'LL FIND YOU!!

[now he's done it.]

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[the_heroine]

What do you plan to do?

You don't even know where I live!

It's almost funny. Even if you tried, I COULD DEFEAT YOU EASILY.

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[callmeimouto]

I know your name and who your friends are, I can find you easily.

Oh- and I'm also a track star, I could defeat YOU the easiest, you otome playing pervert.

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[the_heroine]

Are you in love with me or something? I'm afraid my heart is taken, so I can't return the favor. But if you want to stalk me, feel free.

P

PERVerT?!

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DEATHMATCH. The only thing being a track store will help you with is maybe running away!

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[callmeimouto]

Ha!! Okay- what's the deathmatch then?

[truthfully, her best friendships start out with intense arguments. even with kuroneko, kirino argued with her for several hours, and she is one of her best friends ever.]