Ushiromiya Battler ࿂ 右代宮 戦人 (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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genessia2014-03-08 05:42 pm
chestboard) wrote in genessia2014-03-08 05:42 pm
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Heeeyy hey...!
[it seems as though battler finally decides to make his presence known in this place! it's been a bit hectic for him, but that was exactly why he was calling out to the wonderful people that reside here.]
Alright...! I get it, this is a place where we can't escape that easily. I was in a similar situation back home, it was nearly the same! The only difference there was that it was purgatory, the witches were relentless...!!
Wait wait I shouldn't talk bad about them. Nooo... that simply won't do, won't do at all! They were all actually pretty nice once you got to know them! Ihihihi~! Aah well, and you know, had to get over the fact that they were bloodthirsty killers that loved to see others die and cry over and over.... eeehh... ehehe....
[enough rambling!]
Anyways! Simple people, I wish to pick your brains! Let's see... I need a good question.... oh, ooh I have it! An age old question!
Do you think that when love is involved, one is blinded or are they able to see and realize more?
[it seems as though battler finally decides to make his presence known in this place! it's been a bit hectic for him, but that was exactly why he was calling out to the wonderful people that reside here.]
Alright...! I get it, this is a place where we can't escape that easily. I was in a similar situation back home, it was nearly the same! The only difference there was that it was purgatory, the witches were relentless...!!
Wait wait I shouldn't talk bad about them. Nooo... that simply won't do, won't do at all! They were all actually pretty nice once you got to know them! Ihihihi~! Aah well, and you know, had to get over the fact that they were bloodthirsty killers that loved to see others die and cry over and over.... eeehh... ehehe....
[enough rambling!]
Anyways! Simple people, I wish to pick your brains! Let's see... I need a good question.... oh, ooh I have it! An age old question!
Do you think that when love is involved, one is blinded or are they able to see and realize more?
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She.. witches where you're from... can do something like that? [ She brought a hand to her mouth in quiet horror. That's... awful is too tame a word to describe it. ]
I can't even begin to comprehend how she must feel - and that poor girl who's whole future was destroyed ... [ Gone before she could even live it. Ick. She shook her head. ]
I'm sorry. Is...there anything I can do? Even if it's to talk about something else? [ She'll be happy to talk about other things or distract him. ]
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Even I had been... a sorcerer at one point in time. I was granted powers, allowed to be a territory lord, but I couldn't exactly bring someone back from the dead unless I had their vessel. It was a tricky thing, so I went to the Witch of Miracles but.... she did something entirely different.
[battler sighs, running a hand through his hair.]
I don't have any powers anymore, I'm just a regular human again, and now... the woman I love wants nothing to do with me.
[he pauses, thinking about her suggestion.] Heh.... I'm insanely good at pretending nothing is wrong even when it's painful to me. Yeah, a distraction is just what I need.
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... [ Also she grimaces - how does one respond to that? Loving someone and knowing they want nothing to do with you - that's something hard to move on from. She glances down silently. SHe knows plenty of people who pretend nothing is wrong when it's painful inside. She's done it herself, and has seen several of her friends go through that. ]
...A distraction, huh..? Okay, I'll do what I can to help. What kind of distraction do you want? [ Actually...that's a loaded question. Oh well! ]
1/2
get ready, lucy!]
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Tell me- no wait, let me guess....! Your cup size, I want to know just what it is~! Ihihihi! A C, no no, a D?! If you were right in front of me I'd feel you up, I swear I would!
[now, time to act the role of the massive pervert!]
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EEH!!? You want to know WHAT? [ Automatically she crossed her arms over her chest though that... didn't actually help in ANY way, shape or form. But she blushed fiercely, huffing. ]
What kind of a thing is that to say!? Pervert!!
[ ...mission success, Battler? ]
And in comes the dragon guarding this princess.
Everything was fine until that final bit since just as he was about to swing in through the window he hears Lucy scream so rather than swinging through, he flat out BURSTS through the window]
Lucy! What's Wrong!?
i'm so sorry for him- AND LEMME DO IT THIS WAY
he's smart, but he can be so stupid sometimes.]
Ehehe....! Hey hey, are you promised to anyone? Because if you're not, you should swear to let me eat you up at least once in the coming year~!
Wahahaha! [this is usually the time he gets smacked- oh but he hears someone on the other end!]
Ooh....! What's this, who is that?!
OH MY GOD BATTLER (Lol)
Natsu..!
[ Actually that first impulse was probably the correct one, considering Battler keeps talking. About if she was promised to anyone and ... and... he... he... oh god her face. HER FACE CANNOT GET MORE RED THAN IT DOES. ]
N.. NO I'm NOT, and I'm Absolutely Positively NOT going to swear something like THAT. What is wrong with you!? [ You lech! Pervert! Masher! ...Lucy stop talking to him it's only going to get worse from here. D: But she doesn't, and when he hears Natsu, Lucy edges back a little so that he can see the Dragon Slayer too. ]
M-My friend, Natsu. [ Is this really the time for introductions? ]
This is the start of greatness
He walked into view of the phone and he has a very pointed glare on right now.]
I heard you yell pervert so I thought Gray must've shown up in your room again. But I see some other guy's bothering you.
[He leans in close. so that his face is all up in that phone.]
You bothering my partner, buddy?
indeed it is
[battler dramatically slaps his forehead!!]
Oh woe is meeeee....!! Listen up you, don't let someone like Lucy-san go! No no, that would be entirely useless if you did....! She's adorable, kind, caring, and already a good friend!!
Uuoouuugghhh.....!
1/2 part combo thread for maximum horrible :3
[ Lucy chokes on her embarrassment for a second. Feeling up another beautiful woman? CREEP. She didn't want him thinking he could keep saying things like that, and... She glances at Natsu, then back to the video phone. ]
I...
[ She'll make it up to you later, Natsu, but right now she reaches up to put a hand against his arm, her blush impossibly getting worse. ]
Y.. Yes, that's right! Natsu is... he's.. my... [ She tightens her hand against his arm. ]
If you understand that, then don't say such lecherous comments to me!
[ She'll make it up to you Natsu, she glances towards him, leaning over to whisper, with a free hand reaching over to mute the videophone quickly so Battler can't hear. ]
'Sorry, can you just.. go along with that? I .. don't want him thinking he can get away with being like that.'
[ ...and oddly she didn't think she'd mind if -- oh that's just silly. Or not. ]
2/2 Mai is responsible for this >D
Am I interrupting something?
[No, the voice didn't come from the doorway. In an instant the redhead is behind the pair, her hand grasping the collar Natsu's shirt and tipping him out of the open window. She doesn't sound angry at all but boy does she look it.]
My My Natsu, I thought we'd talked about how this sort of behavior would not be tolerated. Perhaps I didn't make myself clear enough.
EVIL PERSONS
Next thing Lucy asked him to go along with...it was her being his partner right? Why go along when it was true? It made no sense.
However confusion gave way to horror as he heard Erza's voice from behind all of a sudden. The color drained from his face immediately and before he knew it, he was flying out the window]
Re: EVIL PERSONS
battler looked stunned on the video, he was just smiling nervously now as he simply watched all what was happening. okay so... scary lady, that guy is afraid of her? well, he's certainly interested in how they all know each other!
either way-]
Ehehehe.... u-um....! I don't really know what's going on but.... listen up, it wasn't Natsu-san that was at fault here, okay? Lucy-san was just helping me out with something! She was offering to be a distraction for me, and I guess I took it too far!
Aah, I was just messing around, honest....! When dealing with a pervert, you need to deny them and give 'em a good hit if you ask me! The innocence of a lady is a sacred thing, you know!
So- thank you, Lucy-san! This was entertaining!
O:)
Ah - Erza, it isn't what you -
[ Too late, She's already tipping poor Natsu out the window. ]
Erza... [ She smiled weakly, turning back to the videophone as Battler tried to clear up the situation. Just messing around huh? Typical Lucy, trolled again! ]
A-ah... yeah, of course I know that.. [ The weak smile became steadier, and she nodded. ]
Er... You're welcome, Battler. [ Eheh. ]
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[yupyup.]
It's just my Battler-way of speaking! Ihihihi~!