001 📰 Genessia's Integrity April 14

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[ Genessia's Integrity is not a paper that has any; respectable outlets don't carry it- willingly, anyway. The paper has a mysterious tendency to show up in larger venues anyway, complete with inventory and sales history, although if you tried to track the order you'd have to dig through layers of complicated subcontractors and it would just dead-end with companies that either no longer, or never have, existed. ]

Schnee Family Threatens Critics with Violence



Winter Schnee went onto the network yesterday in an uncontrollable rage, threatening to attack anyone who so much as mispronounced the Schnee name. This comes on the heels of Nova City Guardian Weiss Schnee pardoning several high profile violent criminals, continuing the family's legacy of advocating violent crime.

Schnee's petulant tirade seems to have been sparked by an anonymous internet meme that was posted to the network, with topics ranging from 'best' and 'worst' person, to 'who has the nicest ass' and 'where is the best place in Genessia to eat.'

We can only hope that she doesn't discover the review section of the Genessia Tribune.


Fayren Officially the Creepiest City



Move over, Everglade!

Fayren's Guardian, Satori Komeji, announced a new magical-doll-based police force. The new 'Doll Corps' is capable and willing to enforce the guardian's will by any means necessary, and will do so without any input from residents, authorities or any kind of accountability or supervision. "The purpose of the Doll Corps is the...violent capture and holding of criminals," she explained. "More violent or resistant individuals, of course, will be subdued with...harm."

I guess you could say Fayren is going... to the dolls. 


Yours Truly,
Nagita Shinjiro, Genessia's Integrity



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