Video x Wrong Turn x You gotta be kidding.

[caffinatekillua]

[The image clicks on and there's a kid looking into it, looking annoyed and resigned all at once. ]

Gon. Hey, Gon. I don't see your dad anywhere man. I think he's screwing with us. Where are you? Don't try calling me on my normal line, my phone's gone all I got is this thing.

[He taps the screen making a racket just to be annoying and get his friend's attention.]

Pick up you moron, it's the button on top!

Dude I got a pile of money man. It's not Jeni or anything but it's a PILE. Someone just left it there with an ugly necklace.

[Why read anything, ain't nobody got time for that.]

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[caffinatekillua]

It's not my fault you're a shrimp. My friend is still growing.

[He gapes at her as she starts lecturing him about the alphabet. Because what the hell? Why does he care about any of that? He interrupts that stuff before it can go too long.]

Why are you telling this crap?

[frostheartedrose]

A shrimp? I don't care if your friend is growing, one of my seconds is around seven feet tall and I can still thump him. Please consider the phrase 'Great things come in small packages.' As for why I'm spending so much time on this... That's simple. You obviously do not understand how valuable literacy is so I decided to instruct you as it seems that reading three pages of a small pamphlet with very important information on your current surroundings is beyond your understanding."

[caffinatekillua]

Yeah I know that. I'm just saying you're still growing so there's a difference. Once you hit a certain age you just stop. Five is so not that age.

So, let me get this straight. You think I'm going to listen to you blather on about literacy when I won't bother reading a little pamphlet? You're logic ain't so great lady.

[frostheartedrose]

I don't have anything better to do so I may as well educate a kid on the perks of reading supplied information. What if it said there was an explosive implanted under your skin and unless you acted quickly it would explode? Or it might actually mention something about your friend.

[A slight pause.]

Oh, and you're still listening to me blather.

[caffinatekillua]

Does it say something about an explosive?

[That sounds exciting! And he's ignoring the rest. Because he can.]