Third Castle: Food Blogger Nora! [Video]

[heartboop]

[The camera shows Nora in all her bubbly glory, sitting in a restaurant with a plate of food in front of her and weird, old timey music in the background. There are random patrons popping up behind her, trying to get their five minutes of fame by waving at the camera or making funny faces.]

Hey, guys! I’m Nora, the Foodie Explorer, coming at you LIVE from a fantastic restaurant here in Genessia! [She pans over to the staff, who wave to the camera with wide smiles. It moves back to Nora.] Now so far, the service has been incredible, and the place is clean! Because who wants to eat in a dirty restaurant, right? And now, I’m gonna give you my live, on-the-air opinion about their wonderful menu items!

[The camera is moved to show a gourmet hamburger and fries with a cup of iced tea by it’s side.]

Doesn’t this look incredible?! You can definitely tell they put effort not only into how their food tastes, but also how they look! [The camera moves up to her face, showing how she’s almost vibrating with excitement, and maybe drooling a little.] Let’s see if it’s actually as good as it looks!

[Using just one hand, she brought half the burger to the view of the camera (she had cut it in half before hand!) and took a large bite out of it. As Nora munches, her face turns from a look of concentration as she analyzes each individual flavor, to one of sheer bliss. Once she swallows her food, she begins to talk again.]

I give this burger a full score of five lightning strikes! It’s grilled over a fire, so the flavors are enhanced and work in harmony to bring you a taste that’s totally original! [A single fry is picked up and bitten into.] And the fries aren’t from your ordinary potatoes! They’re kinda sweet but with a bit of salt. It really balances out the taste of the burger!

So! Any of my viewers out there have any questions or comments, then just leave them in the comment section below! Tune in next time and see where Nora the Foodie Explorer takes your tastebuds!

[Another song comes on, and one of the customers pulls her to the "dance floor", which is just the space between the tables, and starts to dance, thus ending the feed.]



(ooc: pretend the info about the restaurant is in the "description area" of the video, since it's just a random restaurant!)

Comments

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[enchantressofore]

... What are you doing?

[ She is so confused. Why are people in this place so strange? Also the food looks good but Nora never said what the restaurant is called so that might be her next question... ]

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[heartboop]

Dancing!

[Video jostles around as she does so, trying to copy one of the local dances they have.]

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[enchantressofore]

All right... But I meant with that food, earlier.

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[heartboop]

Oh! That! I'm reviewing food and restaurants here!

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[ghostofrazgriz]

[Blaze looks a little perplexed. If not a little concerned. Because he's very concerned for that restaurant's safety, if what he's seen Nora do at the gym is any indication.]

Expanding your horizons?

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[heartboop]

[Oh, it's that guy from the gym!]

Of course! Gotta build up that metabolism to work out, you know!

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[ghostofrazgriz]

Ah, right. [He can't help that nervous feeling, though it probably has to do with the fact that this girl is probably close to ten years younger than he is and could also probably break him in half.]

Is this going to be a weekly thing?

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[heartboop]

I'm hoping it's more than that! Maybe every other day! There's a lot of restaurants here, after all! Buuuuuut if I did it that often, then I'd run out of places to review.

[A thoughtful look comes over her face.]

Maybe once a week is best, but I have plans for special segments!

So! How's that workout routine going for ya? [A trainer is always concerned about their patrons!]

did someone mention food conversations

[otakusurrogate]

Aren't all burgers grilled over a fire?

the best conversations!

[heartboop]

Nope! Most are just cooked on a griddle! It's not the same.

[otakusurrogate]

Oh. Is that how McD--lds does it? [ Referring to that ubiquitous fast food restaurant in japan that may or may not be the real world one for product placement purposes. ]

So the difference is like 'smokiness' right? What does smokiness taste like? Is it more of just an aroma?

[heartboop]

I never heard of that place before. Is it any good?

[Taps her chin in thought.] It tastes like...charcoal. Or you know when you burn toast but you scrape off the black stuff and smear some butter and jelly on it and you're good to go? It's like that, but for hamburgers. And no jelly. It's not just an aroma, but it doesn't hurt to smell good!

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[aurabble]

Nora...you're like a celebrity! [Stars in his eyes Jaune is so proud of his teammate.]

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[heartboop]

That's right, Jaune! Bringing fame to the home team! [VICTORY SIGN!!]

action!?

[possibles]

[ Yeah, guess who got to the restaurant in the background like right as she was explaining the fries. He's totally late. He'll just.. stand over here on the side watching until she's done dancing. What did he just agree to anyway? ]

action!!

[heartboop]

[She was spinning when she finally stops and bumps into Barry. All that mirth faded away as she frowns at him.]

You're late! [This is not a great first impression!] You missed everything!

action!!

[possibles]

I didn't miss everything! I saw the fries?

[ Great recover, Barry. ] And the dancing, which I didn't expect. I'm not much of a dancer- you said nothing about dancing being a requirement.

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[stairsbro]

Shit. I should've thought of a food blog... [ thumbs up for you, nora ]

But, yep. Insta-subscribed. You should go into more detail. Really make us taste that burger then be jealous as all hell our tasting is imaginary and yours is real.

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[heartboop]

You snooze, you lose!

Oh, I totally plan to go into detail, but I can't give away my best weapon right out the bat! I'm gonna make everyone's mouth water so much they'll need lifeboats!

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[stairsbro]

I'm already drowning. Your audience just hit an iceberg of imaginary flavor and we're going down. My arms flapping around desperately trying to grab a hold of some fucking driftwood. Get off the fucking door, Rose. I'm floundering here. At least give me the life-vest. What are you doing? Don't be selfish. Throw me a bone, babe. I'm going to die in this icy spittle. Does our love mean nothing?

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[icyheart]

I have a question. Was this trash actually necessary over this device?

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[heartboop]

I thiiiiiiink you have the wrong channel! We don't broadcast anything less than stellar content for our viewers!

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[icyheart]

No, it seems to be the right trash channel.

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[terrorfirma]

Well. You must not get out much if you consider that gourmet cooking.

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[heartboop]

Uh...no one gets out much. We're all stuck here.

What do you think is gourmet cooking?