genessia | action + text

ACTION, OTA: Aphrodite's Love Matching & Arcade
[ Emerald is making no effort to hide herself. She never got a criminal record in Genessia or any of its cities. There's no evidence to prove she did, so even if she'd been on the bad peoples' side at home, there was nothing anyone could do as long as she kept her nose clean. (Or at least prevented anyone from seeing her get it dirty.) In order to keep up the image, she had taken over as matchmaker at Aphrodite's.

That hadn't lasted long before all of the lovesick morons had made her want to lose her lunch, so she was making an amendment to the allowances to come visit her in the "Love Matching office." Namely, the door was kept locked unless someone submitted a filled out contract of Emerald's own making.

She was fairly certain that would keep out anyone who wasn't serious, and anyone who was serious deserved her intentionally terrible matchmaking skills. Try and catch her while she's filling the little tray outside of the door with blank copies? Or perhaps you're going to try to get her to unlock the door? ]

TEXT, Mercury
Save me from this awful place. I'm dying. This was the worst idea I've ever had.

TEXT, OTA
These phones are terrible. Who only loads up a phone with Candy Crush and doesn't give us anything else to do? What's the point of having these things if they're just wasting pocket space most of the day?

If anyone here is holding back on app-making skills, shame on you.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Watching them fail without having to lift a finger for it sounds entertaining anyway ♥

[ Does she know who is spoken about? No. But she doesn't particularly care either because most people probably deserve being ridiculed a little and she'll do it indiscriminately. ]

[ Emerald's favorite kind of person. She might even have to introduce her to Mercury and Cinder one of these days. ]

It would be if they weren't so dumb about it sometimes, followed by the intense optimism and righteousness they preach that completely conflicts with reality.

Mhm-mhm.

[ Knowing nodding. After the most recent events in her homeworld, she's even more aggravated by righteous optimists - because it isn't realistic and thus someone like this implicitly winning over her is aggravating and unsettling. ]

People would have an easier time if they just accepted that the world isn't going to match up with their sparkly dreams - and most importantly, they'd stop giving the rest of us a headache.

Or at least stop talking and laughing about how wonderful everything is for ten minutes out of the day.

[ She feels like she's bonding with this person, definitely. What the hell is this unfamiliar feeling of actually appreciating a person who isn't Cinder or Mercury? ]

Edited 2016-05-21 19:39 (UTC)

Amazing how one can keep that up ♥. It's such an uncool way to go about enjoying life.

[ And it's not as though Isuke is one for constant misery. She doesn't believe in the world being good but she's vowed to never let it stop her from enjoying herself. Happy people who are cynical don't bother her nearly as much as those who are naive. ]

Now Isuke has to ask though, who are these people so I can see to never get too involved with them? [ She won't promise no snarking from the sidelines though. ]

The worst of them are Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Yang Xiao Long, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos, and Nora Valkyrie. Blake Belladonna and Lie Ren aren't too much better, but they're quieter.

Not surprised to find the holograph miss on there.

[ A little shrug. ]

I don't think I ever dealt with the others, but I'll know now.

[ She actually has spoken to Nora and found her supremely irritating, but she's also been too self-absorbed to ask her name.... ]

If anyone annoying from my world was here, I might have shared tips on who to avoid too, but we're all out of those guys here.

I'll expect a heads up if there are any incoming.

[ Though she tends to find like 98% of the population annoying. ]

action + text

action;

action;

Re: action;

action;

action;

action;

action;

action;