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genessia2016-07-02 05:11 am
justicereigns) wrote in genessia2016-07-02 05:11 am
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[Smoker's not sure how much he believes any of this, it all could be an elaborate plot by one of the pirate emperors on one of their islands further on the Grand Line, though, he very much doubts any of them would be foolhardy enough to kidnap him, and still leave him a pair of seastone cuffs and his jitte. And if it was Kaidou, there's no way X Drake would leave Smoker running free and unhindered. But any of the Emperors usually felt most secure on their own islands, surrounded by their own people, so it could just be arrogance to sell the illusion. Still, whether fake or not, best to play along for now until he could prove otherwise.]
[And the best way to get information? Was to ask as bluntly as Smoker ever did. You'd be amazed at what pirates would give away if you just asked.]
Three things. [He holds up 3 fingers.] One, where can I get an endless supply of good cigars? [And he means good. And endless. He's smoking two at a time, they'll go quickly.] Secondly, what's the nearest bar? And thirdly, what is there for law enforcement or bounty hunting opportunities around here? [Because if he was kidnapped to play toy hunter for someone....]
[Might as well see what or who they wanted him to hunt, really.]
[And the idea that he might just be announcing to all the criminals that he was coming? Yeah, he knows, he prefers it that way.]
[And the best way to get information? Was to ask as bluntly as Smoker ever did. You'd be amazed at what pirates would give away if you just asked.]
Three things. [He holds up 3 fingers.] One, where can I get an endless supply of good cigars? [And he means good. And endless. He's smoking two at a time, they'll go quickly.] Secondly, what's the nearest bar? And thirdly, what is there for law enforcement or bounty hunting opportunities around here? [Because if he was kidnapped to play toy hunter for someone....]
[Might as well see what or who they wanted him to hunt, really.]
[And the idea that he might just be announcing to all the criminals that he was coming? Yeah, he knows, he prefers it that way.]
[Video]
Forever.
No, he doesn't know he's recording.]
[Video]
[POOR CHOPPER.]
[Smoker is considerably scarred and still has some actual bandages on.]
[Bandages that might look handily like Chopper's work no less.]
[ALSO: They might be staying at the same inn oops.]
[Also also: he greeted him as Doctor, not pet reindeer. Progress???????]
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[But then he'll snap out of it. Those bandages look familiar.]
[Cause he's awesome and remembers how he wrapped up Smoker just a day or two ago. Totally one of the brains of the ship.]
Ah...
[And he'll totally go into squint-examination mode. Progress? Maybe? Hopefully? Except Choppers going from OMFGPANIC??? to DIDYOUSTRESSYOURSTITCHES???? DON'T BE ZORO 2.0 SOBBU!!!]
You... wouldn't be leaving Punk Hazard, would you?
[It will be a gloriously awkward crossing of paths! Poor Yukiko...]
[Video]
Ran into Joker on the way out. Hella fun. [Sarcasm, but feel free to assume otherwise, being Zoro 2.0 and all. ALTHOUGH REALLY Roronoa should be Smoker 2.0 because he's younger okay okay.]
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If you come by the hospital I can look at your stitches...? They have really cool medicine and stuff here!
[To Chopper's mind, they were still 'trucing' so why not? At least Smoker was around the same time as he was, unlike a certain flame-brain.]
[Video]
Tashigi and the crew conspired to keep me on bedrest for ages. I'm just glad to be free finally.
[DANG IT, IT IS CUTE AND HE WANTS TO NOT FIND IT CUTE BECAUSE THEN HE CAN HATE YOU AND YOUR CREW IN PEACE.]
[/sigh.]
Actually, you did a good job with my idiot men. They're back to their hyper-excitable pyromaniac selves already. I'm sure they'll corrupt all the children well before we reach base at this rate, so we'll return a load of terrible brats to their parents that they won't even be able to handle.
[Is that a compliment? IS IT THOUGH?]
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[It's all cuteness and giggles until the rumbleballs roll... But no need for that just yet!]
[And then... he was complimented. Crap.]
SHUT your face, ASSHOLE... eheh... asshole... freak... hee!
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[There's something you never expected to see, right?]
That's the one.
[Oh Damn.]
[Will not find pirate cute.]
[Don't dance.]
[Don't find the dance cute.]
[HUFF.]
[LIGHTS A PAIR OF CIGARS, TRIES TO STAY COOL!!!] Yeah well, you're proud now, but let's see how long that lasts when they're back to their idiotic antics and threaten to barbeque you. [... But it sounds SO WEAK AND HALF-HEARTED.]
[UGH HE DISGUSTS HIMSELF.]
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[Calming down again, Chopper really should make medicine for that.]
[But he's still trying to find a cure for idiocy.]
[So have a little shrug.]
That's ok. I only did what I wanted to do, just like Nami and I wanted to help those kids and Sanji wanted to put that samurai back together.
[And Luffy wanted to put his fist in that clown's face.]
Besides, I'm a doctor like Doctor and Doctorine!
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[Cute things, especially children under 17 and small fluffy animals.]
[Ahhhhhhh....]
[.... He needs to say something cool to that.]
[Seriously.]
[Damn it.]
Well... thanks Doctor. [Small lazy salute.]
[He will deny it if anyone ever claims they saw it.]
You saved a lot of lives.