NEWSPAPER - BIWEEKLY EDITION
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Binford in the Bin
After years of serving the population in the absolute least capacity possible, the unthinkable has finally happened. Binford Garden Apartments has officially gone bankrupt. The apartment complex is scheduled to be demolished July 1st and is expected to be replaced with something the mayor calls "welcomer housing."
The term Welcomer Housing may not be familiar to many Genessian residents, but Genessian Mayor Bobbi Robertson says that it's a concept to keep newcomers arriving in the Bay off of the streets and with a place to stay while they haven't had a chance to find income yet. This new initiative is expected to be a welcomed change to help reduce the temporarily homeless population of Genessia and its neighboring cities. By buying out the land from Binford Garden, which had finally started losing more money than it was making even with minimal spending, the previous owner was able to break even and the land was able to be gained by Genessia City for this project.
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Tragedy of the Heart
A recently self-published video by a serial killer revealed numerous citizens of all five cities being gruesomely tormented. Citizens are advised not to watch the video if they are weak of heart or have a soul that they don't want crushed or twisted. Seriously, it's really graphic and gross.
The Genessia Tribune would like to reach our hearts and prayers out to the victims and take a moment of silence to acknowledge the tragedy that took place. Victims included both Nova City's City Guardian Weiss Schnee and both of Genessia City's Deputy Guardians, Mikasa Ackerman and Karla. The complete list of victims is as follows, but the question remains: if our protectors can't protect themselves, how safe are we?
Victims
Ackerman, Mikasa
Adela, Ms.
Arc, Jaune
Bakura, Ryou
Belladonna, Blake
Coal, Flynt
Debeers, Blaine
French, Belle
Hayama, Akira
Jefferson, Mr.
Karla, Ms.
Lopez, Cassandra
Mcgarden, Levy
Mutou, Yugi
Rose, Ruby
Schnee, Weiss
Schnee, Winter
Selwyn, Maria
Strider, Dave
Terra, Ms.
The culprit, a man named Battler Ushiromiya who seems to claim to be Battler Ushiromiya's evil twin, remains at large. We were not able to get comments from any of the victims for this article, but we wish them all a speedy recovery.
High Banditry
The number of robberies by bandits have increased in the Fayren area. Shipments are being stolen at an increased rate as well as stores being robbed. It's not unusual for the frequency of robberies to fluctuate throughout the year. Though some speculate that there might be a reason behind this.
Gelp Reviews
A reoccurring section of the Newspaper where people write in reviews or critiques of business or other services. Want to submit your own review to end up in the paper? Go here!

Our review editor is on vacation this week.
Horoscopes
A new section in the paper that will probably only appear when the Horoscope writer isn't feeling lazy.
| Aries | Taurus | Gemini | Cancer |
| Your career will be much the same this month, and not a lot of progress will be made. You seem to realise that you can't fight it, but that you must simply go with the flow in order to make the most of things. This is the right attitude, as much of your success at work this month will come from going with the flow. Energy Level: 4 Stress Level: 3 Love Level: 4 Best sign for Romance: Aquarius Passion Level: 1 Best sign for Passion: Aquarius Today's Themes: Home - Family - Relatives | A great day for may of you, with plenty to be happy about. It's an excellent day for investing in the happiness of your family and loved ones. You don't have to break the budget, though. Some of you will receive news of an inheritance, or a financial gain. Energy Level: 1 Stress Level: 4 Love Level: 4 Best sign for Romance: Aries Passion Level: 1 Best sign for Passion: Sagittarius Today's Themes: Romance - Marriage - Partnerships | Work is very fruitful for you today, and you may find yourself joining forces with a trusted colleague. You seem to enjoy your work today, even though your mind is probably somewhere else. Energy Level: 1 Stress Level: 1 Love Level: 5 Best sign for Romance: Aries Passion Level: 4 Best sign for Passion: Capricorn Today's Themes: Travel - Philosophy - Religion - Education | This is a powerful day for career, and work of all kinds. The stars want you to balance your head with your heart, your actions with your desires, and so on. That is, what you have dreamed for so long must now be brought into reality. Work and effort, along with desire, will bring you the desired results. This is a powerful day, where you are able to focus your heart and mind. Energy Level: 2 Stress Level: 1 Love Level: 1 Best sign for Romance: Virgo Passion Level: 2 Best sign for Passion: Capricorn Today's Themes: Communication - Intellectual pursuits |
| Leo | Virgo | Libra | Scorpio |
Many of you have a desire to learn how best to use your money, and how best to create more wealth. This is a great month to finally pay off old debts, and to get your finances in order. It won't be easy, and it won't be fun, but you'll be surprised at just how quickly you learn how to gain financial freedom through careful, patient planning. | When it comes to school and work today, you will probably take a logical and practical approach, as this is likely to yield the best results at this point in time. Energy Level: 3 Stress Level: 3 Love Level: 5 Best sign for Romance: Scorpio Passion Level: 1 Best sign for Passion: Virgo Today's Themes: Work - Health | There will be delays in your plans today, especially ones that related to family or friendly gatherings. Someone you care about might not be able to join you as planned today. Energy Level: 4 Stress Level: 1 Love Level: 1 Best sign for Romance: Libra Passion Level: 2 Best sign for Passion: Sagittarius Today's Themes: Spirituality - Subconscious - Secrets | Help may come from an unlikely source today, especially in relation to your work. Your superior, or someone you respect, could be the person. This is a day of comfort and prosperity for many of you. There should be few problems, if any, to contend with today. Energy Level: 4 Stress Level: 2 Love Level: 2 Best sign for Romance: Scorpio Passion Level: 2 Best sign for Passion: Scorpio Today's Themes: Self-image - Sensuality |
| Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces |
| If you're not careful, you could step on someone's toes today over a silly argument. Try to avoid confrontations, and be careful of what you say, even if the other party initiates the incident. Energy Level: 5 Stress Level: 3 Love Level: 4 Best sign for Romance: Leo Passion Level: 2 Best sign for Passion: Leo Today's Themes: Travel - Philosophy - Religion - Education | This is a positive day for your emotions, and your relationships. Many of you will have a feeling of comfort and fulfilment about yourself, and your current relationship(s). Singles who have decided to give love a break at the moment will find comfort and inner peace today, and feel confident that they're happy just being single at this point in time. | Love is complicated today. You may feel as if the other areas of your life are complicating things, or that you and your lover are out of sync. Singles could feel as if someone they are interested in is giving out mixed signals. Maintain your composure, keep the lines of communication open, and weather this temporary storm for the time being. Energy Level: 3 Stress Level: 5 Love Level: 5 Best sign for Romance: Pisces Passion Level: 3 Best sign for Passion: Scorpio Today's Themes: Creativity - Fun - Romance - Recreation - Children | This is a powerful relationship day. Old relationships are being renewed, new ones are beginning to grow. Bad ones are being let go, and good ones are being embraced. Energy Level: 2 Stress Level: 1 Love Level: 2 Best sign for Romance: Pisces Passion Level: 4 Best sign for Passion: Libra Today's Themes: Communication - Intellectual pursuits |
Job Listings
Need a job? Check out a few jobs open right here in Genessia and its neighboring cities!
Nova City Elementary: This Elementary School in Nova City is currently hiring Teachers and Teaching Assistants.
Aster Technologies: Aster Tech in Nova City is currently hiring for the following positions. R&D Division Manager, Engineers, Software Programmers, Shop Clerks.
Dog’s Paw Café: This restaurant is currently hiring for the following positions. Manager, Bakers, Wait Staff.
CCC Company: A construction, carpentry and cleaning company in Attleton. They are currently hiring Construction Workers, Carpenters and Maids.
Genessia City Hospital: The Genessia City Hospital is currently hiring for the following positions. Doctors, Nurses, Hospital Administrator, Secretary, Receptionist.
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Bounties
Genessia City
Silly Criminal – A criminal has been breaking into people’s houses and tying them up with duct tape so he can steal all of their footwear. Why they are doing this is unknown, a level 1 payment is being offered for their capture.
Nova City
Affectionate Melodies – A criminal scientist has developed a device that emits a melody that places a person in a relaxed and suggestive state. Using it, they have committed numerous crimes and have gotten others to commit some as well. A level 3 payment is being offered to anyone that can capture this person and bring them in.
Everglade
Refined Whispers – People staying in homes on a certain city block have all claimed to hear whispers in the middle of the night urging them to kill and commit crimes. None have given into the whispering, but many say that they are finding it hard to resist them, even though they’ve never committed a crime in their lives. A magical component is expected to be behind it and a level 3 payment is being offered to anyone that can put a stop to it.
Fayren
Reanimated – A mage has been enchanting suits of armor to come alive and kill their owners in the middle of the night. How the killer selects their targets is unknown, but a level 3 payment is being offered for them.
Attleton
Snatched - A cat burglar has been sneaking into people’s homes and stealing their priceless jewelry. This takes place both during the day and in the middle of the night. A level 3 payment is being offered for the burglar’s capture.
Your Weather Forecast
Genessia City
July 3rd - July 17th

Attleton
July 3rd - July 17th

Everglade
July 3rd - July 17th

Fayren
July 3rd - July 17th

Nova City
July 3rd - July 17th

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