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[orangeoutlaw]

[Ace is camped on his favorite spot on the beach of Genessia on another pile of driftwood and such that he's been collecting for various Ace related reasons. He doesn't look really happy, though. And he even sounds pissed, voice tight and clipped.]

I'm looking to start a pirate crew. Not sure what the ultimate goal is but for right now adventure, breaking laws, maybe some arson and never paying for anything you eat ever.

If you're interested come and apply in person.

You know where I am.

[it's almost as if he has ulterior motives for this post. But what could they be?]

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[orangeoutlaw]

[he laughs] I stole it. But I won't tell you where. Do you think I'm stupid?

[he doesn't want to work for it but he doesn't want Smoker paying for it either]

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[justicereigns]

[ F R O W N S.]

You have to pay it back.

[ARMFOLD.]

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[orangeoutlaw]

Make me. [drink!]

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[justicereigns]

I will. [Snakes smoke around the drink and tugs it away.]

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[orangeoutlaw]

Go ahead. [you can have it but you can't make him undrink it] I'm waiting.

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[justicereigns]

[Casually gropes Ace's ass -> but only so he can steals some money from Ace's wallet, and starts walking back to the city. He's going to do it the long slow way comparing drinks to where they could have come from. \:|/]

[Unless Ace catches on and stops him.]

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[orangeoutlaw]

[might squeak a little. He doesn't exactly have a wallet but a small wad of money which isn't going to be enough to pay for it.

Still Ace wonders if Smoker can find the place so snags another beer and follows behind him.

At some point looking back and forth and smacking his ass back.

Because ....r e v e n g e?]

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[justicereigns]

Stop that.

[He's not going to say the squeak was cute or ever acknowledge it okay.]

[But it was.]

[But seriously quit it stupid >:|]

[Also he's starting with the grocery store, although even Smoker has SEVERE DOUBTS about trying to make Ace "work it off" there.]

[So many.]

Don't you have any skills besides making a nuisance of yourself?

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[orangeoutlaw]

Plenty.

[but he chooses not to use them.]

And you touched mine first. So don't complain.

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[justicereigns]

I was stealing your money to pay back whoever you robbed. You're just being petty.

[... WELL OKAY SMOKER WAS BEING PETTY TOO BUT IT IS DIFFERENT.]

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[orangeoutlaw]

Thievery, sexual harassment....

As an officer of the law you should be ashamed of yourself.

[shakes his head sadly]

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[justicereigns]

[B L U S H E S.]

No such thing.

[SUNGLASSES ON.]

You forfeit your right to certain parts of privacy by breaking other social contracts. That's why your Gramps probably beat half your brains out. Assuming you weren't born this dumb.

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[orangeoutlaw]

[snorts. As if he knows anything about that. So he'll just smack Smoker's ass again. Probably a bit harder than necessary not that it'll make a difference]

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[justicereigns]

STOP THAT!

[YOU'RE EMBARRASSING HIM IN PUBLIC! AT LEAST HE GROPED YOU IN SEMI-PRIVACY GOSH!]

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[orangeoutlaw]

Whatever you said about privacy because you're a marine.

[so suck it. It would have sounded better if he remembered what word Smoker used but he jumped so that was good enough]

I wonder what Jiijii did to you

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[justicereigns]

Marines don't forfeit their right to not being molested by criminals.

You don't want to know. I'll never drink tea again.

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[orangeoutlaw]

[annnd not chasing after the Jiijii story because he doesn't but the first]

They do if they're stupid enough not to handcuff the criminals first.

[just grabs two handfulls of Smoker ass and gooses]

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[justicereigns]

[:|]

[FINE SINCE YOU ARE BEGGING FOR IT.]

[Smoker puts his seastone cuffs on Ace's wrists. >:|]

[ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?]

I didn't want to have to do that.

[AND THROWS THE POSSIBLY WOOZY ACE OVER HIS SHOULDER.]

[.... Only to realize that Ace still has access to groping his ass now.]

[Fuck his life.]

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[orangeoutlaw]

[hoo damn. He'd forgotten about those. But sure he'll dangle here. And in revenge just keep his hands there and squeeze them like stressballs]

Ohh baby.

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[justicereigns]

[Drops Ace to the street >:|]

You are almost making this more hassle than it's worth, boy.

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[orangeoutlaw]

I'll take that as a compliment.

[just sits where he is, grinning up at Smoker.]

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[justicereigns]

Is your obsession with my ass because it's something you can't have?

[Jabs Ace's jaw with the seastone tip of his jitte while he tries to figure out what to do with Ace.]

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[orangeoutlaw]

Absolutely. It consumes me. [tries to bite the jitte]

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[justicereigns]

[SIGHS.]

[His options are: try to sling and carry Ace by the cuffs using his jitte, or back to accepting that he has a pirate groping his ass who will probably scream "HELP HELP I'M BEING KIDNAPPED FOR CREEPY SEXUAL PURPOSES" the minute Smoker goes into the store and asks about the beer, which given HIS shirtlessness, and ACE'S shirtlessness...]

[Will go over... SO. FUCKING. WELL.]

[He wants that drink now.]

[For now he just lightly jabs Ace's collarbone one more time and sits down next to him.]

Is this fun for you?

[:| Legit question, he wants to know.]

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[orangeoutlaw]

Most fun I've had in a while. [leans over to bite one of Smoker's cigars free] But you really need to loosen up.