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[orangeoutlaw]

[Ace is camped on his favorite spot on the beach of Genessia on another pile of driftwood and such that he's been collecting for various Ace related reasons. He doesn't look really happy, though. And he even sounds pissed, voice tight and clipped.]

I'm looking to start a pirate crew. Not sure what the ultimate goal is but for right now adventure, breaking laws, maybe some arson and never paying for anything you eat ever.

If you're interested come and apply in person.

You know where I am.

[it's almost as if he has ulterior motives for this post. But what could they be?]

Comments

[fierybluebird]

That's disgusting!

[HE IS SO GROSSED OUT ACE.]

[He also thinks of Smoker as like Garp's age. And ewwy.] He could be her grandfather! You should really stop that.

[orangeoutlaw]

Huh? Why? It only is if they do anything. [like sit more than a few feet apart] And they're justice types.

[...but]

Is Smoker really that old?

[fierybluebird]

[RUBS KNUCKLES TO HIS TEMPLES HE IS SO SQUICKED FOREVER.]

[EVEN THOUGH HE IS OLDER THAN SMOKER AND HITS ON ROBIN YOU STFU.]

That's just worse. [Hoarse voice.] Why are you friends with a justice type? [GAG KILL HIM NOW.]

I don't know, all dog-faces look the same to me Sparky. He was the smoke one at -- [RIGHT ACE WOULD NOT REMEMBER BUT WHATEVER] Ewwww.....

[SHUDDER.]

[orangeoutlaw]

I don't know... [why is he friends with anyone? he just likes them. But right now he's worried about Marco. He'll muss up your hair a little and watch carefully]

Want to go get a drink? [fret fret]

[fierybluebird]

No.

Relax.

I'm just being dramatic. [FACE PALMS. HE IS NOT ACTUALLY, HE IS GENUINELY GROSSED THE FUCK OUT.]

[But congratulations Ace, he is slowly not shipping Ace/Adela now ??? IDK IF THAT IS SUCCESS REALLY.]

Ace. Ace. Ace.

[Both hands on Ace's shoulders.] Do me a favor, talk to Espio about these things. And don't get justice infected. If you absolutely must sleep with justice types, just promise me to screw them over and still be really happy, all right? [HANDS ON ACE'S FACE. HIS PRECIOUS FRECKLES NOOOOO...] Or sleep with Es--

[Twitch.] Okay don't. Just. Resist the urge to steal justice types, all right? I don't have Thatch here to make sure I don't get heart attacks from damage control.

[Squicked face again.] They're not really doing anything are they? Adela is way too nice to have to put up with a grey-haired grump like that.

[SERIOUS FACE.] Maybe I should kill him so he can't touch her. [Y/y?]

[orangeoutlaw]

[he barely knows Espio to talk about with these things but he will nod at Marco if that makes him happy. He can't even say he doesn't want to sleep with Smoker because he doesn't but-- on the other hand it's an interesting thought if he really wanted to screw with his head. And as much as he loves Marco the more Marco tells him to resist the urge the more he wants to indulge in it because it must be fun if Marco doesn't want him to do it.

But he doesn't want to give Marco heart attacks.]

I'll be happy. [nods.

As for the rest he can't promise it. But he'll be careful.

He screws up his face at the question.]

Gross! No! She's just a kid. [way to squick him out] If he tries anything with her I'll kick his ass myself.

[ew ew ew]

But I'm pretty sure he won't. Anyway he's mine. [since he's already stolen him in his heart... kind of] So I'm the only one who gets to kill him.

[he'll be mad if you do it for him]

[fierybluebird]

Okay, you can kill him.

[Hops back up to Ace's head and under the hat, switching to bird again.]

But if you don't want Adela turned to the dark side of evil and justice, you should make her a pirate yourself.

[orangeoutlaw]

[Ace smiles and reaches up to pet Marco gently under the wing]

It doesn't work like that. People make their own decisions. And whatever happens happens. But don't fret too much. I think she'll be fine.

[and if not it is what it is and Marco's not allowed to kill her either]