Fayren Unearthed Pt4 [Open]

[genpcs]

Who: Open to all
What: Adventure and ruin exploration!
Where: Erif Ruins
When: July 17th - 31st
Warnings: None at the moment


Stepping into the Erif Ruins feels a little like stepping into hell itself. The heat inside feels almost unbearable, even if you were smart enough to grab a Frost Charm before coming here. The magic permeating inside of the ruins is the very same as some of the others that have been discovered, making it difficult to make a quick exit from the place or move about it using means other than your own feet.

Whereas the other ruins started from a top floor and descended downward, this place starts from the bottom and goes up. There are four floors to the place as far as anyone is aware. The type of monsters increase as one travels through the ruins.

Fire Skeletons, Inferno Spiders, Flame Snakes and Ash Rats can be found on all floors.

Magmin, vicious Firenewts , Firebats and Thoqquas can be found on the second floor and above.

On the third floor and above, you will encounter Effigies using the bodies of fallen adventures, Hellhounds and Salamanders.

And on the fourth floor, you will encounter Nightmares and Redspawns.

On days 2-4, Fire Cultist and Fire Cultist Warriors will be found on all floors as well.


[ooc: This is an open log for everyone to log out their ruin adventures if they want. Note in the subject line of your tag if it is open to all characters or closed to certain ones. He sure to check the Newspaper before posting here.]

Comments

[justicereigns]

[God damn it.]

[He should be used to this.]

[But he's SO NOT.]

[Also, that was VERY not G-5...]

[And so he's still kind of blushing even as he tries to eyeroll.]

Portgas, you're going to use all your bullets before we even get past the stairs at this rate.

[orangeoutlaw]

[laughs as he looks over his shoulder] We're not there yet? But it looks like it's already getting hot.

[prods Smoker's cheek with the barrel of the gun]

[justicereigns]

I can't tell if that was a sorry attempt at a pun and another pickup line or you were just doing it accidentally this time.

[Smoker BARELY NOTICES TEMPERATURES GIVE HIM A BREAK HERE.]

[orangeoutlaw]

Nah, I'm just teasing you. [he walks down the steps ahead of Smoker]

You're too easy, you know? You need to build up tolerance. [only don't ever because it's too much fun]

[justicereigns]

[...........]

[Window shutters his red face with gloved hands.]

[Shut up asshole.]

[God.]

[IS THIS HOW TASHIGI FEELS WITH G-5?!?!]

[HE WILL NEVER TEASE HER ABOUT THEM AGAIN. NEVER EVER.]

I'm fine.

[His face says otherwise.]

[orangeoutlaw]

You look like a beet.

Any redder and I'd mistake you for a fire beastie. [shakes his head]

Are you actually just a virgin or something? [because if so he feels like he should apologize] It's okay, you know.

[justicereigns]

[PUNCHES HARD IN THE JAW!]

[POW!]

[JUST LIKE HE TOLD ADELA HE WOULD!]

[Granted for other reasons, but it's satisfying all the same.]

No, Portgas. I'm thirty-six! I've had more experiences than you can even fantasize about.

[FEELS BETTER.]

[Walks down stairs.]

[orangeoutlaw]

[stumbles a bit and follows after him]

Yeah? Name some. [because that seemed really try hard to him, Smoker. Just saying]

1/2

[justicereigns]

As much as I could rattle off a list of names, what exactly would that prove? You either don't know them, have no means of verification, and I'd be needlessly spreading idle gossip for the sake of my own pride.

Except I have more respect for them than that.

Let's just say I know a lot.

2/2

[justicereigns]

Did Namur put you up to this?

I am not going to help him hunt down mermaids I gave blowjobs to.

Among other things.

1/

[orangeoutlaw]

[orangeoutlaw]

[orangeoutlaw]

[orangeoutlaw]

You can't give blowjobs to mermaids....


[CAN YOU?!??!!]

[justicereigns]

[Smoker just shakes his head. Ace.]

[Ace.]

[Portgas.]

[He tugs his gloves on to deal with blisters, pulling the hem up with his teeth and pat Ace's cheek before going past him and deeper into the ruins.]

You're so young...

Ask your nakama to fill you in, boy.

[orangeoutlaw]

Yeah, but they don't have a ... [hurries and follows after so he can walk backwards in front of him]

Are mermaids really just okama?

[he has got to ask Izou about that one day]

[justicereigns]

No.

It's --

You have two shark fishmen nakama and don't know this?!

Portgas, sharks don't lay eggs. Not all fish do. Most mermaids have pretty similar internal physiology to humans and fishmen, why do you think we can all breed together?

[orangeoutlaw]

Oh you mean mermen. [geeze not every merperson is a maid. What's wrong with you? He turns and goes down the steps, guns resting on his shoulders]

[justicereigns]

No. You idiot.

Do you listen at all?

Humans and merfolk can have offspring. Fishmen and merfolk can, and fishmen and humans can. If we didn't have similar body parts that wouldn't work.

You're a Whitebeard commander, isn't Fishman Island your territory? Did you really never fool around that much with the mermaids there?

[orangeoutlaw]

Yeah, but...

[...forget it. He'll ask Namur. He shakes his head and they enter in on one of the lower floors. There's so much fire around it feels like home to him]

Nah... Not interested. [for one thing they had enough problems just being who they were]

[justicereigns]

I don't get you.

[But that's okay, he's sure the feeling is mutual.]

[orangeoutlaw]

It's how it is I guess.

[some things they'll never get about each other]

Bet the mermaids are happy anyway. [he knows Smoker will do a thorough job. It's just his justice]

[justicereigns]

[Shrugs.]

They really were fond of your crew. Whitebeards.

And King Neptune is a whitetail, isn't he?

I swear sometimes I got more tail for being the White Hunter than anything else. [He's make a joke. Please at least grin weakly when you get it.]

[orangeoutlaw]

.... You... did Neptune?

[that... that is way more than he ever wanted to know about either of you]

1/2

[justicereigns]

....