Video! Action! Freeedom!

[orangeoutlaw]

[So Ace got wopped in the mouth by a newspaper crashing through the window. He has to find that news coo so he can tip him because what great service! He gets to be the first one to read it even around the damp sections.

But he also found something that could not be borne.

A Puppy Prison.

Who would do such a horrible thing?

Well whoever would do it, Ace wouldn't tolerate it.

He takes some time to strategize, and then around 1pm, sends this video out to everyone]

Puppies were meant to be free! I won't let anyone hold them hostage under my watch! No matter what they've done!

[and he throws back his head and howls, a few of the dogs howling with him, before the jail break commences.

And after?]


Who: Ace, a swirling yapping, excitable puppylanch of all ages, shapes and sizes, and you!
What: Chaos! Chaos everywhere! Dogs! Frightened Cats! Poop left in unexpected places! Freedom! Your call!
Where: Anywhere but the Everglades
When: July 17th
Warnings: None at the moment
Notes: Feel free to make your own threads about finding a puppy or two or a dozen without Ace necessarily being involved. Ping me if you want him though.

Comments

[orangeoutlaw]

[bites them instead. Well one. Om nom nom D:<]

1/2

[justicereigns]

[....]

2/2

[justicereigns]

AHHH I'M GOING TO BE EATEN BY AN IDIOT D!

[Fails and runs around like Dadan with Luffy on her head.]

[enchantressofore]

[ There are actually tears in her eyes and she's almost completely breathless by this point. Like she's trying to calm down and catch her breath but you two keep acting silly and it's hilarious and probably the hardest she's laughed ever. Also it's still pretty hot.

She's just going to try and wheel over to a shady spot with her own pup, though the other dogs seem to want to join in with the chase and bark playfully. It's hard to actually focus when she's still laughing as hard as she is. ]

[orangeoutlaw]

[glad she's enjoying herself.

Ace is too actually even though he totally forgot what they were fighting about. He locks his legs around Smoker's arms, takes his face in his hands and presses the tenderest of tender kisses to his forehead]

You are too precious for this world.

[and he'll take out his cigars and replace them with a sausage link from around his neck that's only been a bit chewed]

[justicereigns]

[Keels over and dies from being kissed by a pirate and then called precious.]

[No, really, please just call the undertaker to take him away.]

[Or let him rot there.]

[He does chew absentmindedly on the sausages though.]

[They're pretty good.]

[Smoke flavored.]

[...]

[This was partially eaten.]

[He has pirate cooties.]

[PIRATE COOTIES EVERYWHERE.]

[And thus dies all over again.]

[TRAUMATIZED FOR ALL TIME.]

[orangeoutlaw]

[nips off the end of the sausage so he can preserve his link and gets up, going back to Adela]

Well he's gone. Guess you've got the shop to yourself now.

[waggles a new link at her]

Sausage?

[enchantressofore]

Is... [ Snort. ] Is he going to be all right?

[ She'll take the new link regardless, it's a little hot but nothing she can't handle. She still feels a bit faint, maybe food will help?

Well, at least she has her breath back. ]

Both of you are so ridiculous...

[justicereigns]

[Gives a bit of sausage to Sami.]

[Even though he has doubts about the healthful benefits of this.]

[Whatever.]

[And gently waves.]

[He's going to survive. If barely.]

[He needs cigars now though.]

He's worse than I am.

[Totally. Says the man on the ground still.]

[orangeoutlaw]

Nah. He's worse than me. [mouths 'it's the eyebrows' to Adela]

Should we help him up, Red, or let the dogs eat him.

[enchantressofore]

[ More laughing, but she's still starting to look pretty tired. ]

I think he would not stand a chance if the dogs were set loose on him... Better to spare him that fate.

[ Less he fall to cute anyway. ]

[justicereigns]

[Waves a hand again before setting his cigars.]

[Let him die.]

[He has pirate cooties.]

[It's a fate far worse than death and from which he can never recover.]

[orangeoutlaw]

[is ignoring Smoker to peer at Adela]

You doing okay?

[enchantressofore]

What? I am all right, really.

[ She shakes her head and tries to wave off that she's all right. It's really hot though even in the shade... ]

I suppose I could use some water?