[anonymous text]

[lazyjustice]

Hello, my freinds

Everyone has their cares, their woes, and so on.
If it's a romantic entanglement or a scheme gone awry,
Feel free to come to Auntie for advice and she will tell you all that's in her heart.
Named or anonymous.
Auntie is here for you.

[signed, "Auntie", with a flourish]

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anon

[lazyjustice]

I feel it is very brave of you to speak of your "friend". Perhaps he is lonely or in need of company. Still I feel, Mr. Smoker, that if he were to be wise he would keep to himself and not take in children under suspicious circumstances.

Kindest regards,

Auntie

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[justicereigns]

[OH DAMN.]

[SHOTS FIRED!!!]

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[justicereigns]

IT WAS NOT SUSPICIOUS!!! [Deletes that :T Besides, who is he kidding, it was hella suspicious.]

I thank you for your sage wisdom and advice.

- Smoker

[CONSIDER HIM COWED!]

[lazyjustice]

[and so he will. You are not a Fleet Admiral quite yet, little frog]