[anonymous text]

[lazyjustice]

Hello, my freinds

Everyone has their cares, their woes, and so on.
If it's a romantic entanglement or a scheme gone awry,
Feel free to come to Auntie for advice and she will tell you all that's in her heart.
Named or anonymous.
Auntie is here for you.

[signed, "Auntie", with a flourish]

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[anon]

[mechanica]

I'm having a personal struggle here and I hope you can give me a hand. What does a man do when an anonymous person calling themselves "Auntie" appears on the network giving out free advice when they probably aren't an aunt at all and it's kind of weirding you out but in a lowkey sort of way?

- Bob's Your Uncle

[anon]

[lazyjustice]

My dear Uncle Bob,

I suggest you take a deep breath, close your eyes, and realize no one is forcing you to engage. I fear you are being antagonizing simply because you are seeking attention or validation.

I see you, Uncle Bob. I validate you.

You are not alone.

Kindest regards,

Auntie