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02. Gatcha Rock! | v i d e o
Look at what I got!
[Don't be too alarmed by the overexcited redhead on the screen. It's late in the afternoon when this post goes live and Berg Katze looks like he's sitting on a balcony somewhere, perhaps the inn. For today's live show, he's in his usual blue tailored suit and black heels but he has a bright white apron on that he undoubtedly snatched from somewhere.]
I got a watermelon! [He pans the screen over towards the right to focus upon the large green fruit he has sitting on a towel.] And I got it for FREE thanks to the pink lady!
[He means Rose quartz.]
She told me that watermelons are great for summer and even better to share with friends and stuff. I'm not sharing mine with anyone but Bracken, so I gotta make look real nice!
[The goofy alien settles the phone down at an angle so it can keep recording him and the watermelon. People might notice the shadow of a long black chain attached to the phone now.]
Okay, so I gotta open it right? [He kneels down next to the watermelon and taps it.] Hello, Mrs. Watermelon! Won't you share your delicious fruit fruit with us?!
[Obvious this is a joke since he's snickering a little but it's slightly endearing. He places his head against the watermelon as if listening to it.]
Ah, ah! She said yes! I guess time to open it!
[Katze suddenly pauses.]
Eh, does that mean I smash it or cut it? [He hums cluelessly.] But...if I do that, won't the skin get all ruined?
I kinda don't want to just tear it apart. I mean look at it! It's so round and happy!
[Don't be too alarmed by the overexcited redhead on the screen. It's late in the afternoon when this post goes live and Berg Katze looks like he's sitting on a balcony somewhere, perhaps the inn. For today's live show, he's in his usual blue tailored suit and black heels but he has a bright white apron on that he undoubtedly snatched from somewhere.]
I got a watermelon! [He pans the screen over towards the right to focus upon the large green fruit he has sitting on a towel.] And I got it for FREE thanks to the pink lady!
[He means Rose quartz.]
She told me that watermelons are great for summer and even better to share with friends and stuff. I'm not sharing mine with anyone but Bracken, so I gotta make look real nice!
[The goofy alien settles the phone down at an angle so it can keep recording him and the watermelon. People might notice the shadow of a long black chain attached to the phone now.]
Okay, so I gotta open it right? [He kneels down next to the watermelon and taps it.] Hello, Mrs. Watermelon! Won't you share your delicious fruit fruit with us?!
[Obvious this is a joke since he's snickering a little but it's slightly endearing. He places his head against the watermelon as if listening to it.]
Ah, ah! She said yes! I guess time to open it!
[Katze suddenly pauses.]
Eh, does that mean I smash it or cut it? [He hums cluelessly.] But...if I do that, won't the skin get all ruined?
I kinda don't want to just tear it apart. I mean look at it! It's so round and happy!