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[feckinboomstick]

Alright.

[That... is a very thick Irish accent. Not to the point of being impossible to understand, but there's really no mistaking at least the birthplace of the person talking.]

Ye have me. I've not a clue as to what is happening, why it must happen to me, what I've done of late to deserve it nor how to get back, which out of all of these happens to be the most pressin' issue at hand.

I'd be askin' who's responsible for this chicanery, but I'm goin' to assume I won't get an answer, so rather I'm just goin' to inquire somethin' I know I'll get a reply for-

Do I have to wear this God awful gaudy thrift store necklace openly or can I just stick it in my pocket?

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[bergkatze]

TAKE THAT BACK! Take that back riiiiiight now, short stuff!

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[feckinboomstick]

[OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TUUUURNED]

I'll take it back if ye can make me laugh.

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[bergkatze]

Oh, I can make you laugh! That's totally easy! I got billion good jokes!

[He pries out what seems to be a really fancy yellow notebook with silver edges out and starts flipping through the pages quickly.]

Ah, how about this! What did the egg say to the chicken after it crossed the road?

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[feckinboomstick]

I'll give ye ten jokes to spend.

[There's a beat]

... Beats the hell out of me, mate.

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[bergkatze]

EGG-CELLENTE~! [Nervous laughter ensues.] Get it? It's an egg and it's congratulating the chicken?

Haha...

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[feckinboomstick]

... Alright, how about I teach ye a joke.

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[bergkatze]

[Oh, oh. No, he didn't. Nice way to make Katze feel like shit, shortie! The alien is just sitting there looking absolutely horrified.

This asshole just crushed his lil soul.]

...OH SCREW YOU! I know humor, dammit!~ I'm a very funny and creative individual!

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[feckinboomstick]

[Well, considering Cassian is a heartless asshole-]

Well, I can definitely say I have never heard that joke before. Point for effort.