[Video] Well at least /someone's/ pleased.

[hero_for_fun]

[The video clicks on and Saitama... Saitama is grinning. He's wearing striped blue pajamas, going off his upper half, which is all that's visible.]

Everyone! This is so cool! I turned into a horse!

[A pause. He glances down, off-camera.]

Well, okay. Half a horse. But isn't that awesome?!

[The video is all wobble and flail for a second and there's a distinctive crunch.]

Well... um... walking is hard. And I think I just broke our table... yep, definitely broke it... sorry Genos.

Where is Genos, anyway? If anyone sees him, tell him to come home soon! He's gotta see this before it wears off!

[Pause.]

If it wears off. It's gonna wear off, right? Uh... otherwise I may need a tailor. My hero suit isn't going to fit on all these legs.

[A hoofbeat, and another crunch.]

...Oops.

Comments

[alwaysimpaled]

Doesn't sound very cool to me. Wouldn't that be extremely inconvenient?

[hero_for_fun]

I don't know yet.

I guess it's going to make going to the bathroom... complicated.

[alwaysimpaled]

Yeah, good luck getting into one. On the bright side this place's shenanigans usually aren't permanent so, that's a plus.

[hero_for_fun]

Oh good, I shouldn't need a new hero outfit then.

[alwaysimpaled]

In the meantime, have fun getting through doors.

[hero_for_fun]

Oh, man...

[alwaysimpaled]

Look, I'm used to the whole half-human thing and waking up in ruined furniture. If you need any help replacing stuff, let me know. With my current gig I've got more money than I know what to do with anyway.

[hero_for_fun]

Oh man... that's so nice of you, dude.

[alwaysimpaled]

Comes with the territory of my business. First job I ever saw me replacing a pool table, a desk, and my shop's sign. ...And the building itself.

But hey, I'm actually being paid for this gig, so I figure it's the least I could do.

Video;

[innocent_royal]

[There's a tiny girl with fairy wings on the screen now...]

"I find being tiny and flying to be really hard... You're lucky you don't have far to fall."

Video;

[hero_for_fun]

Flying sounds cool! I've never been able to do that. I just jump really high.

[youfool]

[Hey, so did he. Saitama seems chipper enough; what the 'hay'. He's always up for ideas on making the most of this strangeness.]

Heh, you certainly sound awed. What uh, what arrangements have you made to accommodate your...circumstances?

[hero_for_fun]

Nothin' man, it just happened today. I'm kinda hoping it wears off before I break more stuff.

video;

[firefandance]

I believe it should wear off eventually, but at least you were able to get into a building. I find I am having trouble.

[And not being able to get into her own inn was not very fun.]

video;

[hero_for_fun]

I was already in my apartment. I guess stairs are going to suck...

video;

[firefandance]

They do, I mean it's possible, but not easy figuring it out with four legs instead of two.

But it makes me wonder where I am going to have to stay while I can't get inside.

[Video]

[purrinpumpkin]

Hey, you gotta be careful!

Nya~ at least half of you is good looking. If you need any lessons on me-how to walk on all fours, Blair can help!

[Though how much a cat can teach a horse, or half a horse, has yet to be seen]

[Video]

[hero_for_fun]

It's probably something I gotta learn for myself...

[Video]

[purrinpumpkin]

[A little disappointment]

It's always better to learn from friends, right?