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[purrinpumpkin]

FREE KID TO A GOOD HOME

Name: Will
Age: Child
Needs: Money and Love (probably)
Contact: Blair

Comments

[lightbranded]

[Will was feeling rather bemused by the whole affair.]

Ah, I did mention that I wasn't really in need of adoption?

[purrinpumpkin]

You want money, don't you?

[lightbranded]

Not particularly. I was mostly looking for work because I wanted to do something useful.

video;

[om_nom_namur]

The hell, Blair? This some kinda sick joke?

Re: video;

[purrinpumpkin]

No, of course not! Blair wasn't gonna charge anyone for a kid.

video;

[om_nom_namur]

Can't jus' give people away! 'S called slavery, y' dumbass!

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[stardustreverie]

So what kind of magical properties does this kid have?

[Video]

[purrinpumpkin]

Um, just a normal boring kid, I think.

[Text]

[sonicosuper]

Aww ^^ Will is a great kid! I hope he finds someone soon! C:

[Video]

[purrinpumpkin]

Nyaa~ Why don't you take him?~ He seems like a good kid.

[Video]

[sonicosuper]

*Sonico blinks at the stranger, but soon smiles politely, though she's a little freaked out by the idea*

Oh...I barely have the time or effort to look after myself, never mind someone else - and someone younger. I would babysit or hang out with him happily - but I think he needs a more responsible person to adopt him...

[song_princess]

Why is a nestling being given away? Is he unwanted?

[purrinpumpkin]

[Looks around first to make sure no one can hear, and then whispers]

Yep.

Poor thing still thinks his parents are gonna come back.

[song_princess]

[Yup. Yuuuuuuup her heart strings are tugged.]

If he doesn't mind living in trees then I could take him in.

I will make sure to keep him fed and well groomed.

[video]

[rejected_trash]

...He could always start an unwanted club.

Re: [video]

[purrinpumpkin]

That's a great idea! Blair will tell Will. Are you gonna join too?~

[video]

[rejected_trash]

May as well, never was wanted.

[eternalwaltz]

Wait- shouldn't he be deciding where he wants to go?

[purrinpumpkin]

Blair never said he couldn't choose! I'm just helping with the advertising!

[eternalwaltz]

Advertising...

[wow.] Will you run background checks on the people that want him?

[Video]

[shy_mage]

I-I didn't know that a... adoption worked this way!

[Video]

[purrinpumpkin]

Sure! Blair sees it all the time!

[Video]

[shy_mage]

R-Really? Does... Does it turn out okay?

[alwaysimpaled]

...Blair, that's not how adoption works.

[purrinpumpkin]

[Slightly confused look]

What do you mean? I see posters like this all the time around Death City.