[video]

[iwoofyou]

[Somehow the camera turns on, but it’s filled with condensation. Enthusiastic sniffing can be heard as the camera focuses on a dog’s big black nose.]

Hi There! My name is Dug.

[The golden retriever sits back far enough now so that he can be fully seen. A collar with a red dot blinks as he speaks]

I am looking for a new Alpha or Master.

I am a good dog. Yes. I will love you.