[voice]

[bitofafop]

[Now that he has a better hang of this phone thing so he doesn't have to go flashing his face around everywhere.]

That "Holodeck" is an interesting place, I'll admit. But I prefer my opponents to be capable of thinking for themselves.

I'm looking for a sparring partner.

[...and after a bit more thought.]

No wizards.

[ps no one tell Jarlaxle that he may or may not be using this as a way to look for recruits.]

Comments

[Voice]

[swordprincess]

[Hello, another sparring request?]

A sparring partner, you say? What are you looking for, exactly?

[voice]

[bitofafop]

Preferably someone that's comfortable with swordsmanship, but I'll settle for hand-to-hand if that's what it comes to.

I don't know how long I'm going to be here, and I don't want to become slow while I am.

[voice]

[swordprincess]

Fair enough. I've been training quite extensively with the sword myself, so I can spar with you if you'd like.

video

[fukkinawesome]

ME.

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME.

PICK ME.

[bitofafop]

I hope you have some experience outside of just training.

voice

[bitofafop]

[ . . . wtf is this enthusiasm.]

Alright.

Who are you?

Re: voice

[fukkinawesome]

Deadpool, who are you?

[Wade please don't talk to Artemis like he's your boyfriend]

[swordprincess]

[There's a brief pause before Karla lets out a suppressed laugh. The man is clearly underestimating her if he truly believes that. It takes her a moment to decide on a response. Should she tell him that she has no experience, or reassure him that she does?]

Hmm...don't worry, I shall not disappoint.

[bitofafop]

[srsly at least get him dinner first or it's just weird]

Artemis. Tell me what you can do before I start picking anyone.

[Not that he's going to turn down multiple partners, but UM]

[fukkinawesome]

Anything.

Anything I fucking want. Swords, guns, knives, face punching, face kicking so on so forth.

[bitofafop]

[At least she can't see him raise a brow at the laugh. Was it something he said???]

[BUT HEY he's happy to accept that, skeptical or not.]

I should hope not.

I'm still learning my way around the cities, so if you know anywhere appropriate for this I would appreciate that. Otherwise I'm currently in Fayren.

[swordprincess]

Fayren...well, that's a good a place as any. Although it would help to know who I'm looking for...

[Video]

[youfool]

"Ah, you hate those false things too, eh? 'Hollow'-deck indeed!"

[Man after his own heart, perhaps? He hopes he enjoyed the karaoke bar.]

"Goodness, what a windfall of swordsmen. I'd certainly be happy to spar with you."

[He didn't say it would be swords, but what else could be better?]

[Video]

[its_dad_sanzo]

Oooh, what's a wizard?

voice;

[unhappy]

I need some exercise. I don't plan on making it a regular thing but I don't mind once.

video

[acheat]

What's wrong with wizards?

Voice

[wizard_redfive]

[Excuse you.]

Why no wizards?

Voice

[bitofafop]

[wut.]

Must there be a reason?

[voice]

[bitofafop]

[Oh hey, he recognizes this one. And he's liking the guy more already.]

I do. I've never been much fond of illusions, even for the purpose of training. It's not the same as a real flesh and blood opponent.

So where could I meet you?

[voice]

[bitofafop]

Cowards hiding behind their magic.

[read: they unnerve the shit out of him.]

voice;

[bitofafop]

I can do once. I just want to make sure I stay sharp.

Entreri.

voice

[bitofafop]

You really have to ask me that? Everything is wrong with wizards.

[bitofafop]

[Okay actually you know what? You. You he likes. for now. Just let him switch to video, give him a second to figure that out again.]

I was hoping for more swordsmen. Meet me in Fayren, let's see what you can do.

[bitofafop]

[OH YEAH right okay give him a second. He's still not completely used to these phone things, it takes a moment for him to switch to video.]

Artemis Entreri. And who should I be expecting, then?

Re: voice

[acheat]

There are wizards here, you're just going to have to overcome this dislike.