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[feckinboomstick]

None of ye should forget, if ye follow Catholic faith, tis Advent this month. That's four Sundays of gettin' ready for Christmas.

I'll be followin' a few Advent rules meself, that includes no Christmas songs in me shop until bloody Christmas. That includes caroling. None of that.

I won't be holding any of ye to the rules of Advent aside from that while around here.

[No one has to live with him after all]

For anyone interested, it also includes no meat on Fridays and no holiday sweets until the Eve of Christmas, the Saint Andrew Christmas Novena, mind that you have to say it fifteen times a day until Christmas because repetition is a mark of devotion, lighting of the Advent Wreath and waitin' until the eve to put up your damned tree.

If ye need a tree in your house so damn bad and are interested in followin' any sort of Catholic tradition, the Jesse Tree is... good enough. Look it up yourself, I'm a busy man.

So if ye couldn't tell, I don't wanna see a lick of that Christmas nonsense in me store until the Eve and no earlier, ye've all done a terrible thing, boostin' Christmas up into the first of December, show some bloody restraint. Keep it in your pants until Christmas, for Christs sake and for mine.

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[Video]

[iwoofyou]

[The camera is out of focus due to doggy slobber, but sniffing can be heard]

A tree in the house! Oh boy!

[Dug runs around the communication device happily]

I will guard my tree, yes, I will. If any squirrels come into my tree, I will bark at the squirrel until it is out of my tree.

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

[Talking dog. Well okay then]

Yes.

Well.

I'd hope the state of vermin in the house wouldn't be so poor as to have squirrels in your Christmas tree.

[Video]

[iwoofyou]

I will bark at any squirrels in your tree too, because I am a good dog.

[Head tilt, why wasn't this hooman happy?]

Are you sad?

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

No.

[Just perpetually angry]

Great. Thanks for the offer, I don't think I'll have any squirrels in the tree this year.

[Video]

[iwoofyou]

What about birds? I chase birds too!

One time I chased a big bird named Kevin.

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

Who are you?

[WHY IS THIS CONVERSATION A THING]

[Video]

[iwoofyou]

My name is Dug and I do not know your name but I already love you!

[Because he's a dog and he loves everyone]

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

... You're a dog, ye love everyone.

[Video]

[iwoofyou]

Some humans are bad. My old master was a bad human.

[Whimpers a bit in memory]

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

One. That's one human.

Name five humans ye don't love.