video / Action for Velvet Lust

[fukkinawesome]

Happy Election everyone! Taking bets now on what acts of violent terrorism happen where, you know where to find me, but Christ don't talk politics at me, I don't have time for that shit.

Isn't there like a bunch of really hot chicks in power now? There are right? Like smokin' hot right? I like where this year is going you guys, keep this shit up.

Anyway, me and my sweet new condo are totally open for after parties. Thought I'd bring that up. After parties after the parties I throw as my job.

Still, still, totally doing murder on the side though. Like keep that hush hush. No one can see this right?

... Look don't tell anyone important.

Will still totally shank a dude for like twenty bucks or a sandwich, just reminding you all.

[ACTION]

[Wade wasn't kidding about his job pretty much entailing throwing parties. Well, essentially throwing parties. He might not have been the most charming host, but he could still throw one hell of a party. The club was on fire, not literally despite who was currently encouraging a few patrons to have an upside down drinking contest.

Feel free to interact with him, since Wade will be darting in and out of crowds, generally mingling and having a pretty fucking good time.

He may or may not be pushing more alcohol too.

Why not?

PARTY.]

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[Action]

[its_dad_sanzo]

And there's Koumyou, in his official Sanzo robes and the whole get-up, dancing away somewhere in the middle of it all. He's very enthusiastic! And not a half bad dancer. But, he's still prone to being in just the right place at the wrong time.

He spins around and runs right into Deadpool, face first, because that's juuust Wade's luck, isn't it?

Re: [Action]

[fukkinawesome]

Wow and Wade just got a chest full of what is definitely a very attractive blond.

It is a good night for Wade.

His mouth, as usual, makes itself known before his brain can catch up with the rest of the situation.

"Well fuck if you wanted a free motor boat you could have just said so."

[its_dad_sanzo]

"A what?" Koumyou isn't that short, you know! Though he looks like he's honestly confused as he regains his balance -- and space. And takes a look at who he ran into. "Oh wow! That's a lot of leather!"

Oh, Koumyou. No.

[fukkinawesome]

"Exactly." Hush you.

"I know right? My ass looks great in this!" SPEAKING OF WHICH since Wade has been running on the buzz the rest of the party has been running on-

"I mean yours comes in a pretty close second."

[its_dad_sanzo]

"Why, thank you!" Koumyou even twists to look down at it briefly, as though verifying the claim.

Then he's back to dancing like he hasn't a care in the world. It's very possible he's buzzed himself, or even drunk, but no one would ever know because he always acts like this.

"You're the possibly the second most complimentary man in a mask I've ever met!"

Koumyou no.

[fukkinawesome]

IT'S DANCE TIME. Wade's more than happy to slide in next to him. May as well, since this interaction is going flawlessly.

"Okay I'll bite, who was the first guy in a mask? Because I bet I could totally compliment you a million times better."

[its_dad_sanzo]

Koumyou scoops up the end of his very long braid and wiggles at Wade as he speaks, like it's a puppet. "I don't know, silly! That's what the masks were for!"

Oh, Koumyou.

[fukkinawesome]

GOOD. THAT JUST MAKES THIS BETTER.

"What no name? A nickname? A code name, nothing? Dude what kind of orgies are you going to?"

[its_dad_sanzo]

Koumyou gives a twirl and drops his braid halfway through so it spins around with him, along with his sleeves and the hem of his robe and the ends of the sutra... "In a monastery, of course!"

What a funny guy, this masked fellow is. And very bulky! "Why are you so big?"

Oh god, Koumyou. He has to be doing this on purpose, at this point. Right? It's so hard to tell.

[fukkinawesome]

"... That's some kinky shit, right there." Hey he'd bang a priest or a nun any day of the week if they hit the right buttons.

Oh Koumyou sweetie no.

"Because I like to be proportional."

[its_dad_sanzo]

"Ohh, I see!" Still dancing along as energetically as ever, mostly to the music. "Very important, is it?"

[fukkinawesome]

"It's extremely important, duh." GET DOWN GET LOW.

"Hey you know I've been hitting on you for like the past five minutes and I don't even have your name."

[its_dad_sanzo]

"I see, I see," Koumyou laughs at that, "I'm Koumyou Sanzo! You have to use the whole thing, though. Or just Sanzo. What's yours?"

[fukkinawesome]

"So is that like some kind of title or like what or..." Kay whatever we'll just roll with it.

"Deadpool. You use the whole thing. Unless we're close buddies."

[Video]

[shy_mage]

I-If I give you a sandwich, will you... will you show me h-how to do the teleporting?

Re: [Video]

[fukkinawesome]

Well uh... the teleporting is kind of a technology thing, kiddo.

[Video]

[shy_mage]

M-Mine was always magic...

[Technology or not, it looked like magic to him.]

B-But, walking everywhere now takes a long time. I-I want to use what y-you're using.

Re: [Video]

[fukkinawesome]

Well okie dokie kiddo, I guess I can show you some of my gear.

I mean I don't think you can use it unless you wanna get fused to a table.

[Video]

[shy_mage]

D-Does that happen to you? I-I don't want to be in a table.

[om_nom_namur]

Don't tell no one important like the Guardians, who can see yer entire shitty post?

Got it.

[He winks.]

How's the shankin' biz goin' for y'?

[fukkinawesome]

Big secret SHHHH.

[Wade]

Dead in the water, it's like no one really wants anyone dead here.

[om_nom_namur]

Probly jus' figure there ain't no point. People that ain't come from 'nother world leave us 'lone more often than not, an' people that's come from other worlds is jus' gonna come back makin' a fuss 'bout gettin' killed. An' seriously, if someone was annoyin' as hell 'fore, givin' 'em more t' bitch 'bout ain't gonna make 'em any more pleasant.

[Namur shrugs.]

Tough break.

[fukkinawesome]

I mean like it sends a message. You punch a guy in the nose he stops being so much of a dick for a while. Imagine how long someone will stop being a dick if you like... stab them in the face a few hundred times.

[om_nom_namur]

[Weighing motions.]

Could go either way, honestly.

Other problem might be too many people wanna do the dick-stabbin' theirselves, 'stead a leavin' it t' some asshole online, y' know? But shit, if yer bored an' y' ain't 'lergic t' walkin' 'round in Everglade, might have a job y' can do sometimes.

[02crusnikabel]

[Hey, it's your favorite sandwhich guy!]

Hey, 20 bucks and a sandwhich is still too cheap in my opinion.

[fukkinawesome]

Well it's more like a hobby at this point.

[alwaysimpaled]

Think you're kinda late on the uptake with that betting pool. Rumor is, the Mayor's office in Everglade got torn up by some crazy plant thing.

[Have a very casual shrug. Ain't his city.]

[fukkinawesome]

Goddamnit really? Shit. Fuck I missed it.

Did anyone get a video recording of that?

[alwaysimpaled]

[Dante just shrugs.]

I'd ask around Everglade if I were you. I'd help but I've got my hands full keeping Attleton safe. And I don't want to. That sort of crazy isn't my strong suit.

video;

[gamerrep]

I still think that murdering people is still wrong. More so if someone pays you a sandwich to do it.

[Murdering people is always wrong to her and not right.]

Re: video;

[fukkinawesome]

What if it was money aaaand a sandwich?

video;

[gamerrep]

Still wrong. There is a justice system for a reason for those who have done wrng and just killing someone for any reason is still just as wrong.

video;

[stairsbro]

What kind of sandwich?
Anyway, so what kind of music do your parties got?

Re: video;

[fukkinawesome]

Fuck man, any kind of sandwich. You can't fuck up a sandwich.

The good kind of music. The one with the least amount of WUBS and metallic screeching.

video;

[stairsbro]

Okay. You have clearly never had someone switch out your cheap deli meat with puppet innards before and are blissfully unaware of how hard you can fuck up a sandwich.

Rap?

Re: video;

[fukkinawesome]

I bet if you had enough mustard on it you wouldn't notice.

No. No not that either.

video;

[stairsbro]

No excessive condiments could prevent you from noticing that big plush rump of Kermit the Frog sticking out from between two bread slices.

What the fuck kind of party doesn't have rap?

Re: video;

[fukkinawesome]

I don't think you've been that hungry.

The good kind.

video;

[stairsbro]

So, I could give you a sandwich consisting only of a finger-puppet and you'd totally kill a man for me?

Dude. No.