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[k2so]

[Good day ladies and gents of Genessia, today your afternoon is interrupted by what it looks like a 7 feet tall robot. He doesn’t have a proper face but it’s surprisingly easy to tell that the droid looks irritated. Or at the very least done with everything.

Oh yes, Kay has seen the hologram and has memorized all the information given to him upon arrival, but none of that made any sense in the slightest. And now he has a very important and profound message to share.]

No.

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[stairsbro]

Yeah. I totally feel you, robobro.

[ he shrugs ] Nope. We're stuck until someone breaks open a hole in the fucking pocket universe we've somehow become trapped in.

[k2so]

How long have you been trapped here against your will?

Don't tempt me...I suppose that means this place has no space port either.

[stairsbro]

Ten months, sixteen days, one hour and thirty seven minutes and whatever seconds.

No space port. We're not nearly as interesting. There's, like, an airport but nothing goes in and out of it and we're pretty much in this big force-field bubble.

[k2so]

Ten months, sixteen days, one hour and thirty seven minutes are ten months, sixteen days, one hour and thirty six minutes too much in my opinion.

[Then Kay tilts his head because he's bold but not heartless.] You are a young human, do you have someone looking after you here?

An airport....That's prehistoric.

I've been trapped in a planets surrounded by a force fields before. It didn't end well.

[stairsbro]

That opinion is so correct. I usually just say "too fucking long."

[ he raises an eyebrow over his shades ] Maybe. If I say no, are you going to call dibs on nannying me? Do you watch tiny humans?

Weird. It's almost like being trapped is a horrible fucking thing or something when you need to escape. How'd you get off?

[k2so]

Unfortunately long.

Your life if your own but I wanted to check. The galaxy is a dangerous place and it's not pleasant to be alone. I am, in fact, used to look after humans who make debatable life decisions.

Who would have guessed, right? I did not. I was...terminated.

[stairsbro]

I guess I'm used to playing the long-ass waiting game though. Blah blah. Time.

Ha ha. Are your humans full grown adults? Because that sounds fucking hilarious. I'm picturing some dude going to do something and you lightly robo-slapping their hand away from dangerous equipment all "No." But yeah, I'm okay. I'm self-sufficient but apparently people thought the same thing as you and I got at least one person on Dave Patrol.

Shit. Been there. Sorry.

[k2so]

Physically, they are full grown adults but often I find myself wondering about their mental capacities and their abilities to asses dangerous situations. On my defense, the slapping only happened once and it was totally justified. [And he said he was sorry later.]

Survival of the species and all that, you are the next generation so it makes sense people would care. [Of course, that shouldn't apply to Kay, being a droid and all, but he cares regardless.] Dave Patrol?

Thanks...You were killed too?

[stairsbro]

Being a full grown adult isn't proof of maturity, ya know. They should know better but a lot of the time, like, don't. Sometimes it's funny as all fuck and sometimes it's really really not. I bet it was justified. Slap your manbaby's hands, No-Robro.

Ha ha. I'm next generation. I think I'm first generation back on my world now. [ idly playing with the end of his sleeves, shrugging ] Yeah. Like a small team of people on watch. They watch the Dave. I think it's two people and a couple of birds. My squad's fucking tight.

Yup. A couple of times, actually. I'm not keeping count. I totally get it? It makes you think a lot of weird things about existence so try not to think about it too much.

[k2so]

That's true. Besides, adulthood is a relative term. Case in point, I am twelve years old. [That might explain a few things about his personality, actually.] It was to trick a group of stromtroopers so they let us go without arresting us but I felt bad about it.

That's something to be proud of. It's always good to have a team. Mine was really small at first and here is basically non-existent.

I didn't know humans could be killed more than once, I am sorry. It's probably for the better not to count or think about it, I agree. I only died once and that's once too many.

[stairsbro]

Twelve-year-olds can do a hell of a lot. Fuck, you get to thirteen and it's like "Oh shit? We're creating a universe? Okay. Sure." ...That probably is a piss poor example that doesn't apply to people outside of my fucked up group. But the point stands about it all being a perception thing. I think if you have someone looking up to you or you have a fucking baby, you're probably a little bit of an adult and should act kinda responsible. [ ? ] That's a fucking cool name for troopers but I'm pretty sure you mean badguys so I will hold my tongue here on complimenting their naming skills.

I guess it is. I didn't know anyone here and nobody's popped in that knows me. Which is fine, I guess.

I don't think they usually can. It's a special circumstance of fucked up shenanigans and crazy time powers. It is one too many. Let's cut that dying shit out and never do it again.

[k2so]

That's what happened to you? [Because that reply sounded way too personal and now he's curious.] How does one create a new universe from scratch? And you are right about the need of being the responsible one when someone's under your care. Not like they appreciate it, most of the time.

It's not a bad name but yes, they are the very bad guys.

Time powers. Nothing can end well with those involved. Sounds good to me.