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[orangeoutlaw]

Does anyone know where to get a bunch of blow up dolls? Asking for a friend. And I need an army.

Also for anyone who has used the dream docks, is it possible to get stronger here and change the future there?

Thanks

-no one you know

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[om_nom_namur]

Ask barty his dudes was on a speshul asinment 4 him recintly and they might have seen sumthing

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[orangeoutlaw]

I always ask Barty. He's great. But I want to do it too. It's going to take more than four hands, yo.

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[orangeoutlaw]

[wait! shit!]

This isn't Ace!

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[om_nom_namur]

Um

Ok not ace

So u want 2 do a blowup doll

With barty

And someone else









HAVE FUN!

[After staring dumbfounded for a few minutes, Namur types that up and shrugs. At least whatever this is doesn't seem to involve a shitty Marine!]

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[orangeoutlaw]

[whew! that was close!]

Nah, I'm not into him like that. I want to inflate them and

[a pause]

do something fun.

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[om_nom_namur]

Think thats litrally wat their made 4

U no

If u cant find a willing person 2 *do sumthing fun* with

Just saying

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[orangeoutlaw]

Not unless I want to hit up Smoker. [but that was kind of the point]

But it's not a sex thing. It's a prank thing. Like when we accidentally shaved Vista's mustache. [that hadn't gone so well]

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[om_nom_namur]

OHHHHHHHHH

Shit dude i was like sitting here wondring and not wanting 2 no y u need an army of dolls and barty

So wat r u going 2 do not ace? ;)
Wat is the prank?

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[orangeoutlaw]

It will be great. You'll see. Meet me at the treehouse.

[also because he feels a little bad]

It is Ace...

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[om_nom_namur]

WAT SRSLY THIS HOLE TIEM???
I HAD NO IDEA

[Because hey, if you're gonna low key troll your li'l bro, might as well go all the way.]

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[orangeoutlaw]

Really?! Woah. This is easier than I thought!

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[om_nom_namur]

[Snickers.]

Bro i new it was u after liek ur 1st text
I was just shitting with u

Going 2 b a bit b4 i can get 2 the treehows tho
Eddys is short staffed so im strolling

Wat u guys doing
Sinse u aint doing each other?

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[orangeoutlaw]

Really? [boo] I don't want to say it over here. Let me come with you.

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[om_nom_namur]

Np we r heding here

[There's an attachment with this message that will bring up a location in Everglade on the device's map.]

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[orangeoutlaw]

[guess whose being snuck up behind and given a raspberry right on the dorsal. Bet you can't]