King Hippo's Pokemon VS Ruby's Pokemon: FIGHT!

[couchkiller]

[King Hippo hadn't been sure what to make of the red and white ball that appeared next to his sagging and very broken bed. His first instinct was to eat it, because it definitely looked like candy. Fortunately (for the Pokemon and King Hippo both), the thumb of his bulky red boxing glove pressed the button on the side just as he was raising the Pokeball to his mouth, and to his surprise, out popped a mild-mannered Chimchar. Hippo tried to punch the intruder, but the Chimchar was too quick, chittering at him angrily while hanging from the ceiling light just out of reach.]

[Then he accessed the audio file of the instructions, because he wasn't about to waste time reading them like some sort of chump! And what he heard...he liked. Pokemon love to battle, eh? He told the Chimchar they just might get along after all, and then exchanged his Pokeballs for berries.]

[He did this the next day, and the next, and the next. Chimchar had evolved into a Monferno, and learned all kinds of useful moves. King Hippo's personal favorite was Torment. This is obvious when, on this fine Sunday morning, King Hippo and his Monferno can be found outside the doors of the library picking on a scrawny nerdy kid.]

Use Torment! Do it again!

[Monferno mildly complies, and jerks the nerd's underwear skyward to deliver a supreme wedgie. The nerd howls for help.]

Gyah ha ha ha ha ha!

[OOC: Closed to Ruby Rose!]

Comments

[onecream_fivesugar]

Mr.Squirtles! Use Bubble!

[Watch out Monferno. There's a loud of bubbles coming your way as Ruby's Squirtle comes to interrupt it's reign of chaos.]

Hey! Just having little monster guys doesn't give you right to go around and cause everyone trouble! Knock it off, you big bully!

[That's right King Hippo, you've got one angry little ride ridding hood on you now.]

[couchkiller]

[Monferno's flaming scalp hisses, steam boiling from the contact of the bubble assault. It whirls around, startled.]

No!

[It's just saying its name, but at least it translates to mean the same thing. Hippo lumbers around to face the little girah ha ha ha ha it's just a dumb kid she really thinks she can beat King Hippo oh man this day gets better and better!]

HA! I gave myself the right! Who are you, pipsqueak?

[onecream_fivesugar]

[Mr.Squirtles won't attack again, but he'll stand proudly beside Ruby as she stares up at King Hippo.]

I'm Ruby! And I'm not going to let you go around and bully who ever you want! So either knock it off, or I'll make you knock it off!

[She'll glance down at Mr. Squirtles.]

You do know knockoff, right?

[The turtle will shake his head.]

Oh.,,

[couchkiller]

How about I knock your block off? Fire monkey, take care of that stupid turtle!

[Without further ado or warning, King Hippo reels back to prepare a big ol' slugging punch right for Ruby's cute little face. Monferno flares up because its name is NOT Fire Monkey, but it does as its told, and goes to lock hands with Mr. Squirtles in true wrestling fashion.]

[onecream_fivesugar]

Mr.Squirtles, show him who's b-Waaaaaaaaugh!

[Ruby wasn't expecting this guy to up and knock her block off. telling a Pokemon what to do and keeping track of what was going on around her were a little harder then she thought it'd be.

That punch will send her stumbling back a few steps until she lands on her but. She'll rub her cheek as she starts to pull herself back up to her feet.]

owowow... no fair!

[couchkiller]

It's plenty fair, featherweight! You ain't got the strength to stand up to King Hippo, don't challenge King Hippo!

[He throws both gloves in the air. VICTORY! Meanwhile, Monferno is madly using Fury Swipes against the Squirtle, left and right and left and right. On the plus side, at least the poor teenager King Hippo was picking on has successfully escape! He sure didn't bother trying to stand up for Ruby, though. Jerk.]