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[shagojyo]

So... just a bit of a PSA for everyone.

Drop-kicking the egg at someone's house... breaks the house and not the egg.

Ain't that some shit?

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[k2so]

The eggs seems to be indestructible, I wonder what are thy really made of.

Who's home was it?

[shagojyo]

Just some shitty priest's.

Well, I guess more like his "roommate's" house.

[ Yes, he actually did air-quotes there with his fingers. ]

[k2so]

Tell me you aren't talking about Tanussen and Cassian.

[You might want to start running if that's the case.]

[shagojyo]

Wait, there's more shitty priests here? Fuck, man.

[ Nah dude he's already run for the hills. Sanzo's aim is terrifying. ]

[k2so]

I don't really know if he's bad at his job. He has a shop actually.

[Wooops. Yeah that sounds safer.]

[shagojyo]

I didn't know priests could have shops.

[k2so]

I can't see why they can't have them. Is there a rule? I admit I don't know all that much about priest myself.

[shagojyo]

Maaan I don't know. Only priest I've dealt with is this shitty monk who probably doesn't even know the rules himself. He'd just stand there picking at his ears the whole time if you even tried to tell him any.

Still though, that means there's at least like four of these fuckers on this world. That's a lot, don't you think? Considering how few real people there are.

The one you know ain't a Sanzo at least, I'm guessing.

[ Gojyo's relatively sure having four of the sutras in one location on this world would make it kinda... crack a bit. There's reasons they're kept apart, okay. Good reasons. ]

[k2so]

That doesn't sounds like a very professional priest. or monk. Or whatever he is.

Im sure there were more than just 4 priest in the world I come from. Why is such a big issue? Not fond of religion?

No, that's not his name.

[shagojyo]

Priest, monk, same shit when they're buddhists. And Sanzo's more of a title, just our Sanzo is a prissy bitch who just goes by it by itself all the time.

I just think four or more's a bit much in a group this small, y'know? Especially with three of them being Sanzos. Two Sanzos in one spot is bad enough, three is veering a little close to the end of the world.

Can't imagine what happens if we get four or a fifth. But I bet it ain't good.

[k2so]

I knew a monk back home, they have the tendency to be...eccentric. [Let's go by that word.] I don't think Chirrut was a..uh...prissy bitch, though.

[But he is certain Baze would take offence and probably murder the fool who dared to call Chirrut that.]

Hah, no I get it. There's also a lot of Cassians around the city, I have my own and someone I know here has another. It's not a name all that common where I come from, and yet...

[shagojyo]

There's a bit more to it than just being a coincidence, if you get too many of these assholes in one spot.

[ But, no. Sadly, Gojyo is not going to explain about the sutra that each Sanzo priest guards, and how the five of them sort of... created existence, and how no one knows what would happen if you stuck them all in the same place again.

Just not the sort of thing one rambles on about, especially in public. ]

Can't say I've ever met a Cassian though.

[ That he realizes, anyway. ]

Sounds like a western name.

[k2so]

Maybe something about this world attracts them, like moths to a flame.

[That sounds far to dangerous for Kay's liking anyway. Let's hope they stay far away from each other.]

Tan skinned, beard, constantly looks like he's plotting someone's murder...He's form a planet that belongs to the Outer Rim territories. What is 'West' for you?

[shagojyo]

Pretty much if it ain't Asia it may as well be 'west'.

[k2so]

Then the west it is. Why is it relevant?

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[klutzette]

Why would you kick the egg?? That's so mean. The poor thing needs you to nurture it!

[shagojyo]

Man all I know is someone gave me a real big egg and I wanted to egg this shit's house.

Seemed convenient 'til it turned out to be an indestructible egg.

[klutzette]

But it's just a baby! What if you had hurt it?

[shagojyo]

What do I look like, someone's parent?

[klutzette]

These poor things don't have mommies and daddies anymore! It's chosen you to be its new daddy so you have to take good care of it.

[shagojyo]

That's stupid. The egg's stupid.

[klutzette]

[She gasps, clapping her hands over her egg as if it had ears to try to block what he was saying.]

How can you say that? And with it right there, too..

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[firefandance]

How hard were you kicking that egg to break a house?!

[Because that was an important question because jeeze.]

[shagojyo]

Hey man, I wanted it to hit the door hard enough to splat everywhere.

Not my fault it hit glass.

[firefandance]

I think either way you would have broken something, either a door or window if you used a lot of force.

[shagojyo]

Well then it's just a shitty door and they need a better one, don't they.

[firefandance]

Then if you use that logic, most doors would be shitty unless they were metal. Well except maybe plastic ones, I guess...

[shagojyo]

Well, there you go. Shitty doors.

[firefandance]

Also someone with too much power in punches and kicks.