Healing 04: The morning after...? [Video]

[im_gonna_heal_u]

[ When the video feed cuts on, Konoka is looking... mildly confused. She's just gotten up, which seems a little late for her given that the sun is out instead of merely poking at the sky, but it was fine for her. She has the video in one hand, and a particularly large egg in the other. This wasn't unique from all the other reports of people waking up with eggs.

No, the unique part for her is the timing. ]

This has to be the most unusual birthday gift ever. Or a prank. I'm pretty sure I actually remember last night, so neither Mariko nor I got drunk, so...

How'd this even get here? Is this the work of that Easter Bunny? He's kinda early if you ask me...

Comments

Re: [Video]

[im_gonna_heal_u]

But what if some evil drunkard corrupted him?! He might be too wholesome and not know any better!

[ If this were a year ago, it could be argued that this was a fine case of the pot calling the kettle black. ]

...I guess it can't hurt to think that way though. What's the safest place to keep it warm?

Re: [Video]

[youfool]

Haha, as opposed to those conscientious, benevolent drunkards? A rare breed.

Ah, don't confuse purity with simplicity. The superior is the judge of the superior and the inferior both.

Thankfully you needn't worry about safety; the shells seem invincible. As for warmth...well, have you tried sitting on it? Then again, it is a rather large egg. Your rear might not be to the purpose.

[Video]

[im_gonna_heal_u]

I don't think sitting on it will help, Ted. If it's body heat, I'm best hugging it when I'm asleep.

I wasn't even dreaming about testing the egg's resistance, but I guess it's good to know.

Re: [Video]

[youfool]

Hah, well then you may hug as it as hard as you wish, then!

Ah, I almost forgot: happy birthday! Anything you were coveting in particular? Aside from large eggs, that is.

Re: [Video]

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Why thanks, Ted!

Can't think of anything pressing, but I could always enjoy good bath products or a nice massage!

[ She could always be polite, if nothing else. ]

Re: [Video]

[youfool]

I know Nora offers those at the Sand Gym, but only to those sufficiently "sporty." Alas, I doubt my hands are so supple. As you wish. [Pah, and she said women didn't like those things. Shows what she knows.]

[Ted will be along with a green basket full of frilly girl-bath stuff. happeh burfdeh]