0 Failed Attempts at World Dominiation [Video]

[onlybuildsawesome]

Greeting Citizens of "Genessia."

The name's Wily; The brilliant scientist Doctor Albert W. Wily.

Lets just right down to business, shall we? You can all bow down and accept me as your new ruler. Since I cannot return to my own world and complete my plans for world domination there, I'll simply take this place over instead.

Don't try and resist as I have already crafted eight Robot Masters to crush anyone who dares to oppose me.

Thomas, if you're somehow out there, I dare you send to your little go-fer bot to try and stop me, it wont work this time, I assure you.

Comments

[Private]

[gorgeous_sin]

It seems this place just grows more and more lively with each passing day. Hm~

[Unperturbed, the lady gives a helpless little shrug as if to say 'well what can you do'.]

There's someone I would like to introduce to you. You'll find that this city is full of men with bloated egos and overused muscles. I know someone who can help you gain the materials and tools you need.

[Private]

[onlybuildsawesome]

I've certainly noticed there's an abundance of mindless brutes around.

...You've got my attention? Just where is this person?

[Wily could use a hand in speeding up production. He's proud of the work he does on his own but he's not stupid enough to refuse a helping hand every now and again.]

[Private]

[gorgeous_sin]

It varies. But I could arrange a meeting, if you like.

[For shame on those brutes, threatening to beat up a little old man. She knows just the person who can set him up with everything he needs to live a happy psychotic life.]

[Private]

[onlybuildsawesome]

I suppose a meeting couldn't hurt, I may need an ally or two if I'm going to take over this strange new world.

Just let me know where and when and I'll consider it.

[Private]

[gorgeous_sin]

I'll forward the details once I receive them.

In the meantime, you may call me Lust.

[Private]

[onlybuildsawesome]

Hm. Very well then, Lust. You may refer to me as Dr.Wily from here on out.

I'll be waiting for to hear from you and your associate.