0 Failed Attempts at World Dominiation [Video]

[onlybuildsawesome]

Greeting Citizens of "Genessia."

The name's Wily; The brilliant scientist Doctor Albert W. Wily.

Lets just right down to business, shall we? You can all bow down and accept me as your new ruler. Since I cannot return to my own world and complete my plans for world domination there, I'll simply take this place over instead.

Don't try and resist as I have already crafted eight Robot Masters to crush anyone who dares to oppose me.

Thomas, if you're somehow out there, I dare you send to your little go-fer bot to try and stop me, it wont work this time, I assure you.

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[onlybuildsawesome]

Hmph. That was hardly fighting, I was just putting a simpleton in his place.

Would you rather me open with a full scale assault on the city? I'm trying to give you people a chance to surrender before things get out of hand. Forgive me for trying to show some courtesy.

[baconandsnausages]

Full-scale assault? [He thinks about it, making a mental note to check how much ammo he has for the arsenal... just in case. But still.] Again, I don't need to ask how that one will turn out. But let me know if you try - I want to see you get your ass handed to you before you get anywhere.