0 Failed Attempts at World Dominiation [Video]

[onlybuildsawesome]

Greeting Citizens of "Genessia."

The name's Wily; The brilliant scientist Doctor Albert W. Wily.

Lets just right down to business, shall we? You can all bow down and accept me as your new ruler. Since I cannot return to my own world and complete my plans for world domination there, I'll simply take this place over instead.

Don't try and resist as I have already crafted eight Robot Masters to crush anyone who dares to oppose me.

Thomas, if you're somehow out there, I dare you send to your little go-fer bot to try and stop me, it wont work this time, I assure you.

Comments

[no_love_potions]

Oh, well, I'll just leave you alone then.

I'd sure--

[and he presses one of the buttons on his phone. BEEEEP]

-hate-

[BEEEEEEP]

-to be-

[BEEEEEEEEEEEEP]

-a nuisance-

[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......]

[onlybuildsawesome]

[Wonderful, He's dealing with a man-child.]

Consider yourself added to the list...

[no_love_potions]

Golly gee, I've never had a lunatic gunning for me. What will I do?

[onlybuildsawesome]

...You could start by realizing the gravity of your situation and apologizing.

I might even consider sparing you if you do.

[no_love_potions]

I would but I just don't think I can bring myself to apologize to a guy with that haircut.

[onlybuildsawesome]

You sir, have just crossed a line and sealed your fate.