[Arrival] [| Audio + Text -> Video | Possible Action if you really want to find her]

[the_fractured_heart]

[Signs. There are signs to everything. Signs when a boy likes a girl, or when a baby is hungry, signs to show someone is irritated, signs to show that someone is bad with technology.....sign to show someone is irritated cause they're bad with technology. Like her. Though you can't see her, you can definitely hear her.]

This. Bloody. THING! "Easy instructions" my arse!

[There's a few more clicking noises, maybe a few banging noises too. There is most certainly mumbled swearing, specifically before "aiuosg;dsifegharoiDOGHSE'hdo'ghklsdj'wehgt3q984t6438340yterot" gets sent out to everyone.]

Wha-!! What'd I do this time?!?! Oh, BUGGER me!!

[Shortly after, the video feature activates and the world is greeted by a rather striking beauty. Or well, she would be if she didn't look like she's about to tear someone in half with teeth.]

Wha--what's all this now?? Seven 'ells I 'ate this thing already....

[More grumbled swearing, dissatisfied guttural noises, and a couple of minutes later a familiar recording plays.]

"Hello, my name is Weiss Schnee, CEO of Schnee Comp-"

SHUT YER GOB! I 'EARD YOU THE FIRST TIME! Grah! Twelve take you....

[Someone should probably help her before she destroys that nice hologram.]