Khloe of the Fractured Heart (
the_fractured_heart) wrote in
genessia2017-04-01 01:45 am
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[Arrival] [| Audio + Text -> Video | Possible Action if you really want to find her]
[Signs. There are signs to everything. Signs when a boy likes a girl, or when a baby is hungry, signs to show someone is irritated, signs to show that someone is bad with technology.....sign to show someone is irritated cause they're bad with technology. Like her. Though you can't see her, you can definitely hear her.]
This. Bloody. THING! "Easy instructions" my arse!
[There's a few more clicking noises, maybe a few banging noises too. There is most certainly mumbled swearing, specifically before "aiuosg;dsifegharoiDOGHSE'hdo'ghklsdj'wehgt3q984t6438340yterot" gets sent out to everyone.]
Wha-!! What'd I do this time?!?! Oh, BUGGER me!!
[Shortly after, the video feature activates and the world is greeted by a rather striking beauty. Or well, she would be if she didn't look like she's about to tear someone in half with teeth.]
Wha--what's all this now?? Seven 'ells I 'ate this thing already....
[More grumbled swearing, dissatisfied guttural noises, and a couple of minutes later a familiar recording plays.]
"Hello, my name is Weiss Schnee, CEO of Schnee Comp-"
SHUT YER GOB! I 'EARD YOU THE FIRST TIME! Grah! Twelve take you....
[Someone should probably help her before she destroys that nice hologram.]
This. Bloody. THING! "Easy instructions" my arse!
[There's a few more clicking noises, maybe a few banging noises too. There is most certainly mumbled swearing, specifically before "aiuosg;dsifegharoiDOGHSE'hdo'ghklsdj'wehgt3q984t6438340yterot" gets sent out to everyone.]
Wha-!! What'd I do this time?!?! Oh, BUGGER me!!
[Shortly after, the video feature activates and the world is greeted by a rather striking beauty. Or well, she would be if she didn't look like she's about to tear someone in half with teeth.]
Wha--what's all this now?? Seven 'ells I 'ate this thing already....
[More grumbled swearing, dissatisfied guttural noises, and a couple of minutes later a familiar recording plays.]
"Hello, my name is Weiss Schnee, CEO of Schnee Comp-"
SHUT YER GOB! I 'EARD YOU THE FIRST TIME! Grah! Twelve take you....
[Someone should probably help her before she destroys that nice hologram.]

video;
[Fai appears on the feed and he... appeared to be smiling like an idiot. Sorry, he does find this to be amusing.]
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What in the seven 'ells?!? This thing 'as a face!
[Yeah, no ,she's not too bright. The sky looks absolutely divine though.]
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[And still going to smile for a little bit longer.]
But of course you look like you really do need the help.
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Me? I'm not the one trapped in a...in a....whatever that thing is!
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[Yeah that makes me know for sure these devices are something they aren't use to.]
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[What is he talking about?]
Then....then how is your face appearing on this?
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Video > Action?
....Fine then. Show yerself then. I'll be waitin' right 'ere.
[She'll be waiting alright. In fact, whenever Fai shows up he'll see Khloe standing near the her device, which is lying in the ground, and her great sword raised high over her in an execution like style.
She's not taking any chances. If a voidsent pops out of that thing, she's killing it before it can say "hi".]
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If I had come out of that, would you have really tried to kill me?
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I would 'ave done more'n just "try", mate.
[Meaning she absolutely would have lopped your head off. She picks up the device and tosses it up and down.]
So? Who are ye to be so kind as to 'elp a fish out o' water? I'll be tellin' ya now though, if this 'elp comes with a price, ye best keep walkin'.
[Hello Fai. She's not trying to make this difficult for you, she's just difficult to work with in general.]
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I think try would still be the better word for it.
[He shakes his head slightly.]
No, no price. There are plenty of people who help for no reason. For me it's because I got nothing else to do right now.
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...Not sure I like bein' treated like some form o' entertainment.
[Where did she put her sword?]
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[Which isn't necessarily fun when one is just walking around.]
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[Video]
Hello, and welcome to Genessia! Goodness, nine hells? One ought to do; your damned must be teeming!
At any rate, what's your name?
[Video]
An' why would ye need me bloody name?!
[A beat.]
An' it's seven 'ells you bloomin' sod.
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Ah, the number of completeness! Must've been thinking of Dante.
Anyway, do you need any aid? With the device or other matters.
[Video]
...It be customary to give yer name first 'efore ye ask the name o' another.
[She's still angry by the way. At, well, everything.]
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[No one enjoys being not wrong like him.]
"Oh, ah, apologies. Ahem, I'm Theo-er, Ted."
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Ye stuttered.
[That was Khloe speak for "You're not getting my name and your on my shitlist"]
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The Fractured 'eart.
[That is the most he is going to get. Her title.]
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[His eyes are keenly on the lookout for a flicking tail and other adorable feline traits. Sadly, he's not as keen on accents.]
Fractured Art, huh...like the Venus de Milo? Interesting address.
Well, Ms. Art, do you need assistance in settling in? I can't help but notice you're more distressed than most.
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What'd ye call me?! ART?? I said Fractured 'eart! HEART! Like the thing I'll be ripping out of yer chest if ye call me that again!
[Congratulations Ted. You are now the official owner of her goat.]
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[Getting aggro on the tank? Oh, the irony!]
Ahaha, oh, I see. I'm sorry to hear that; I know the feeling.
[Being brokenhearted, that is. Did she bear the fury of jilted love, or was her wrath the cause of perishing paramours? A chicken-or-egg mystery for another day.]
Ms. Heart. How may I serve?
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'old on a godsdamned second there. What do ye mean by "know the feeling"??
[She maybe misunderstanding something.]
Are ye implyin' I've been broken 'earted??? Like a LASS??? Is that it????
[She may not have like being called 'miss'.]
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