???; anon text;

[acrostic]

Happy April Fools'. First ones to solve win a prize.



Across
3. Black and white and flightless.
4. "Eighty-eights."
6. A water Pokemon.
7. German snow.
9. A curving trajectory.
10. The turning point in a novel.
12. Blood fluids.
14. A nude suit.
15. Saintly quality.
17. Something mysterious and puzzling.
19. Now inedible.
20. Lounge in the tub.
21. Betting figures.
Down
1. Wolf down.
2. Like an eagle's vision.
5. Put a gag order on.
7. Professor and a tree.
8. Pilot's emergency button.
11. Dealer of hats and notions.
13. "Go on..."
16. Kitten's cry.
18. Showed signs of life.

Comments

anon text forever;

[aurabble]

Sorry. Did I fluster you?

Oh! You mean like this?

[acrostic]

No.

Like that, yes. Do complete it first.
You may have spelt one wrong.

[aurabble]

Then stop whining.

But I like your encouragement.
Wow only one?

[acrostic]

Whining?

I'm not going to give you hints.

[aurabble]

You're right idk.

What about a good job and some moral support?

[acrostic]

You don't know?

But that wasn't a very good job.

[aurabble]

Not about that.

You're sorta harsher than you were before.

[acrostic]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[aurabble]

Right, because you're anon and I know no anons.

[acrostic]

The point of anon is to be anonymous.

[aurabble]

Wow, you're just full of insightful information.

[acrostic]

Yes, I am.

[aurabble]

And lacking in a sense of fun, apparently.

If I copy everyone's answers does that still count.

[acrostic]

I'm actually highly entertained right now.

That's cheating.

[aurabble]

I'm glad you deserve to be happy anon.

It's using the system to my advantage.

[acrostic]

You say that to every anonymous poster on the network, Mister Arc?

I wouldn't call avoiding brain stimulation an advantage.

[aurabble]

Crap, how did you know who I am?

I'm not avoiding it, I'm simulating it in other ways

[acrostic]

You're not anonymous.

Go do those stimulating activities of yours then.

[aurabble]

You know I bet you have great hair and cheekbones and smile.

Fine, I'll do it the right way, anon. Here.

[acrostic]

Is that all?

Some of these aren't even close to being a correct answer.

[aurabble]

I don't know what happens if I get it wrong?

Ah yes Mr. or Ms. encouraging anon over here.

[acrostic]

There is no wrong answer to saying something about me is great. :)

Are you inspired?

[aurabble]

But you just said they weren't correct so they'd have to be wrong. Please keep talking about how great you are though I'm okay with that. :)

Not as much as I would be with a gold star.

[acrostic]

Ah. I thought you referring to my inquires about that being all that you were speculating was great about me. Nothing happens if you're wrong there.
In regards to your solution to my crossword, that's still wrong. So very wrong.
What happens is that you don't win a prize.

You have to earn those.

[aurabble]

Also I'm stupid. No that's not all, I also bet you have a really amazing voice when you're upset. This is just speculation.
Can I accept a prize anyway?

At least give me a number for what I've gotten right.