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While business is generally good here, there is always room for more work and less idle time. If only to keep my room-mate and sometime partner from getting so bored he bothers the network with nonsense and troubles the city with petty vandalism and ridiculous wastes of his red bills.

Or to stop him from leaping out the window just for kicks.

I can be hired for any job that pays me well enough. What the details are and if it is worth the fee you're offering is completely up to me to decide. You may or may not get the aforementioned red-suited extra in the bargain.

So go ahead. I'm listening. What would you have me do for you?

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How does you working stop your roommate from getting bored and leaping out of windows?

[It's what it sounds like, but he was wondering if he meant more work for his roommate.]

He can work with me. When it's appropriate.

Ah, guess that makes sense. But does that happen often or something?

We've done a lot of jobs together here. His particular set of talents can be very useful.

I guess that's a good thing... even if I don't fully understand.

Hope you find something to stop him being bored, though.

Wait....is your room-mate Deadpool? How did THAT happen?

He has been since I arrived. We have an arrangement.

Why would you even want that...

What sort of arrangement?

He brings his special skills to the job.

No, that I can understand. For a job.

But living with him doesn't drive you crazy?

I have my own space. He knows if he intrudes there when he's not wanted, he'll get shot.

He looks like he might enjoy that. And thus, bother you on purpose.

So you know him well enough.

I won't deny he can be a handful at times.

We really haven't talked that often but I've seen his communications in the network.

Only at times?

The times he gets in my way.

I imagine those times end with shots being fired?

Not always. It depends how else he can be distracted first.

Let me guess....with weapons or fire?

Simpler things usually, such as food or a fluffy toy.

... a fluffy toy.

Okay.

Edited 2017-06-21 08:33 (UTC)

It's best not to ask.

I'm starting to realize that.

If it works for you two, who I am to judge?

So long as the advantages outweigh the costs.

And what are the advantages of living with Deadpool, exactly? Unlimited cringe-worthy jokes?

He pays most of the rent.

Now, that is a good reason.

So now you understand.

Kinda. Good luck with your companionship then.

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