genessia | [text]

You know what? Something ridiculous occurred to me. Not once for all the time I've been here have I made any sort of post on this network on my own. I've had this useful source at my fingertips for over twelve whole months and I've never even considered starting a discussion of my own. It seems even sillier now that I've said it out loud. Typed it out loud? You get the point.

So, for those of you that don't know me, Jefferson's the name and hats are the game. As in I make them. Or I did. Been thinking about starting that up again, actually, so this is the part where this all becomes less one-sided. I'm looking for hat opinions. What's good, what's bad, what you'd use one of three wishes to abolish from history. Enlighten me.

Also. One other thing I've been wondering about. If you've lived here a while, how long? Do we actually know who's been around the longest? Who's the lucky record breaker? I get that this is an isolated question and probably not something people want to talk about and all but it's been on my mind. Curiosity and the cat.

- J.S.

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Never try to rap again.

I think Sun's been here the longest.

What does the S stand for? It's not Smith is it?

Edited 2017-05-16 04:16 (UTC)

Where in any of that did I rap?

Has he? I've never even met him. I just keep hearing his name. Is he a living legend?

No, but if it was Smith I'd be really offended at what you seem to be implying.

[Hey he remembers this guy. They almost worked up the chutzpah to bust in an illegal fight club once. Didn't leave on the best of terms, but he's softened on it by now. Why he's using text instead of the always more personable video is a bit of a mystery.]

"Hats, eh? I like wreaths, myself, if those count. Or ones that incorporate a lemniscate. As for a negative wish...communism, I suppose, and its various strains.

A few more months and I'll have attained my third year. So far I've had a perfect attendance record in existence. Can't say for certain whether that's good or evil. Yourself?

Edited 2017-05-16 04:29 (UTC)

Bowler hats. Top hats. The bad ones depend on the person wearing it.

I quote:

Jefferson's the name and hats are the game.

If that isn't an attempt to rap what is it. What no he's just some guy don't say stuff like that it will go to his head.

How offended is really offended?

I was introducing myself. Can't you just let me be dramatic for once?

How can it go to his head if he's never even around to see what people say about him? I'm not entirely convinced he exists.

So offended that I might have to use my dad voice and make you eat a vegetable.

wait are we rapping

jeffersons the name
and hats are the game
nothing on your head should ever be plain
no two hats are ever the same
speak with me if you wanna gain
a hat you can claim puts every other one to shame
BITCH

Two excellent choices. One of them may even be my favorite.

You're not the first to tell me that. Got any examples?

is wrong to say in his presence
cussing out at him is a sign of malev...ence
if we're gonna talk hats then im afraid
im gonna need more than this gatorade
and at this point i'll leave
all the rapping rap songs to genius dave

Dramatic would be introducing yourself on a narrow beam, bowing while behind you one of those sea monsters from before did sea monster stuff.

Ok I'm not talking about Sun anymore but he exists.

But I'm allergic.

My favorite is the first one. But I think yours is the latter.

Knit caps are often worn by those up to no good. Particularly when they cut holes into them and break in somewhere. However, if a friend is cold they may don one innocently. See?

gatorade and dave was p fucking genius though man

I don't know about hats, but I've been here for three years and two months now...

[She doesn't much think about how long she's been here, but when she does? Wow...]

I can't do that via text. I may make that my first video entry, though.

Ahhh. Gotcha.

Please. You are not. It's impossible to be allergic to every vegetable that exists.

You could say
I did an UPGRADE
to gatorade

Bitch ass dick crap shit

Ok I promise you I will dedicate my mission to finding you some sea monsters.

Actually I am and I got a doctor's note to prove it wanna see it.

[ Ah. Ted himself wasn't all that hard to remember either. Jefferson was... honestly a bit more prickly back then. Probably best not to bring it up unless he did.

Because he's a hermit and testing how people will respond, Ted. ]

Yep, hats. You can wear communism on your head? Wreathes don't really count but lemniscate is a unique preference. That's kind of new, actually.

How you classify it depends on if you're better off here than where you were before. Just over a year.

Am I too obvious about where I place my affections?

I'm not going to tell you you're wrong, though I didn't think anyone would take the conversation this way. I was mostly just curious about what hats people most commonly find unappealing to look at.

Don't you already own a sea monster?

Yes. I do want to see it.

I really wish I could say I didn't laugh at that.

A little.

It's usually circumstantial in my case. But, for the purposes of giving you something to work with, knitted ones featuring a pom-pom. Mildly irritating. I always have this urge to pull it off the hat.

Sea dragon. Neptune's very sensitive about the difference.

Okay. That's fair. I guess I'll show you.

He can't read, can he? :/

When? :)

Everyone knows about hats. They exist everywhere.

That's... quite a while. Is that more or less time that the Sun guy I keep hearing whispers of?

Darn. I need to learn to be even more secluded and mysterious. Posting here was counterproductive to my true goal all along.

I appreciate you humoring me. That makes two of us. I'm not what you'd call a fan.

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