Yang's Not-So-Personal Paradise - OPEN!

[solar_flare]

[You guys can keep your weirdo dreams of darkness, despair, and dairy products. When Yang sleeps, she sleeps deeply and happily. She even drools a little with a smile.]

[But then again, you'd drool too if you were her. She gets to lounge on a beach chair, wearing an orange bikini and soaking up the sun. Shirtless men in swimming trunks bring her fruity drinks with no ice. The air is warm and fragrant, the ocean is as blue as the clear sky above.]

Another drink, Miss Yang?

Why thank you, Antonio! Don't mind if I do!

[She takes the drink and sips it lazily through a straw. Best dream EVER. You jealous~?]

[...Or are you one of the shirtless boys catering to her every whim and need? MWAH HA HA HA!]

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[kiryuin_shield]

[Gamagori was just minding his own business when he turned a corner and wound up... here. He just stands, arms behind his back, eye twitching.]

[solar_flare]

[Welcome to HELL paradise, Gamagori! As soon as Yang catches sight of him, she makes a point of lowering her sunglasses to give him an appreciative stare and a grin.]

Way to rock that speedo!

[She's definitely a little more brazen in her dreams. Also, did you know you're in a speedo?]

[kiryuin_shield]

[Hell sounded more appropriate really. Especially as he looked down at himself.]

I demand to know just what in the world is going on here!

[solar_flare]

Exactly what it looks like. Why?

[Why is he so peeved? He looks good!]

Would you mind bringing over my suntan lotion? It's in that bag over there.

[barbaric_specter]

[Okay it took him a few seconds to realize there was no way this was his dream. This was more like Jakotsu's dream, except rather than the men being free to roam they'd likely be bounded up.]

[He looked down at his clothing, or the lack thereof and over to the tray he was holding with some kind of strange food Yang probably really liked.]

[Bankotsu noticed a guy passing him by, bringing Yang her drink and decided to follow, mimicking him and leaning over to present her with the food in a similar manner.]

Are enjoying your stay, maim?

[Sure, he'll bite, at least until he figures out what the hell’s going on.]

[solar_flare]

So far, so good!

[She accepts the bloomin' onion.]

I think I'd enjoy it more if I had a little suntan lotion~

[This guy's cute too! Can she have this dream every night?]

[barbaric_specter]

[Is that what this thing is? Looks good actually, might steal some later.]

Oh, is that so?

[He smiles but in his mind he's wondering what lotion was, then suddenly another guy comes by and hand's him a bottle, he looks at it then back at the blonde girl. Oh so it's like oils...? Maybe?]

I think I can do that.

[solar_flare]

Great!

[That's enough to get Yang to abandon her onion and drink, sitting up and scooting forward. She pulls her wild masses of gold hair over her shoulder and grins back at Bankotsu. Hop to it, handsome!]

[behindthefakesmile]

[Well this was defiantly something he wasn't expecting to walk into. But he guessed compared to the last one this one seemed better. When he looked down however the change of or lack of clothing minus wearing a pair of swimming trunks made him think maybe blending it might be a good idea this time.

He made his way over, all smiles and sunshine.]

Madame, may I help you with something? [Playing along with all this, why not? He's got nothing better to do.]

[solar_flare]

Why yes, Jeeves!

[Why is she calling him Jeeves? Dream logic seldom makes much sense. She hands over an empty coconut with an umbrella and a straw.]

Can you top me off with another one of these? Oh! And make it two umbrellas this time. With a cherry! The kind with a little plastic sword through it.

[She beams. Such service!]

[behindthefakesmile]

[He bowed his head slightly. While he wasn't exactly sure what type of drink it was, he knew he could at least try more than anything.]

Very well. It won't take me too long to bring you another.

[And he was right, he had walked off and sorted out another using her exact instructions and soon he was back.]

And here you are, just like you ordered.

[solar_flare]

Perfect. Thanks!

[It must be what she wanted, since she's kicking back again with one arm behind her head, ankles crossed.]

Ahhhhh, this is the life!

[Did she say that before? Doesn't matter, it's worth saying twice.]

[soldierofloveandbeauty]

Oh, wow. You look like you've got it made.

[Cue Minako looking rather impressed and standing there just looking around. All those men... Impressive.]

[solar_flare]

Not a bad view, is it?

[Yang offers a sunny, friendly smile to the newgirl. Yang doesn't mind sharing, and she's an extrovert at heart. There's an extra chair now just for Minako.]

Have a seat! If you want to order something, just ask the boys.

[soldierofloveandbeauty]

Not at all.

[She happily goes and takes the sea, but for now all she wants to do is just watching.]

How did you manage to do all this? [Even in dreams, Minako's mind always went elsewhere.]

[solar_flare]

I have no idea.

[She just shrugs.]

Seems like I just wandered here, and I knew it was a dream when I started thinking about what I wanted, and having it appear right away.

[And what she wanted was shirtless guys. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!]

[whiteas]

[ Oh my god Yang.

Oh my god Yang.

Weiss doesn't look strictly embarrassed about this whole thing but she does look like she's somehow gotten hella lost. In fact she's definitely checking out one or two of the guys before tearing her eyes away because seriously she should not be focusing on this dear lord.

Then she spots Yang and she stomps over, hands on her hips. ]

Is this what you always do when we're not around?

[solar_flare]

I wish. Sure would be nice, wouldn't it?

[Lecture all you want, Weiss, you cannot put so much as a bruise on her good mood. Besides, your type is probably lurking in there somewhere!]

Wanna catch some sun? The food is great too!

[whiteas]

Well-- I suppose it isn't as though we have anything urgent to do.

[ It does sound nice, after all. Weiss puts her hands behind her back and looks around, then sits down on another nearby beach chair close to the edge, her legs together and she places her hands in her lap. ]

[solar_flare]

[Yang pulls down her sunglasses...then glances at Weiss. This is her idea of relaxing?]

You...haven't sat in a lot of beach chairs, have you?

[descendsfromshadow]

[Well, this is... different. And more than a little surprising.

Blake blinks a few times as she pops into existence in Yang's dream. On her own chair. In her own, black, bikini. With a drink in her hand as well.

Because apparently best friend privileges are a thing in dreamscape?]

Um...?

[solar_flare]

[And to Yang, that's totally normal. You don't question dreams, you just roll with them. Now they can conspire, just as they ought!]

I can't decide which one is my favorite.

[As if they were in the middle of a conversation that's been going on a while.]

What about you, what's your type?

[ainoakuma]

Wow! You're popular.

[And there's Flonne who sees nothing wrong with this at all.]

[solar_flare]

[That's because great blondes think alike.]

I guess I've picked up a few fans along the way!

[She grins, completely shameless.]

Pull up a beach chair, order something nice!

[ainoakuma]

Would that really be okay?