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[ A furry hamster face appears on the screen. She's established a territory in the forest in Fayren, with her Togedemaru. She's been rather clueless about the Chimera disease, and other current events. She received no orders from Mistress Albedo, and just learned that the Overseer vanished.]

I have noticed something, that I have.
These cities appear to favor humanoids, or at least those similar enough in shape and size. I do not fit in most doors, that I do not.

Are there any places that would accommodate one of my size?
Also, is employment a necessity?

I can survive, and forage in the forest. I have done this at home, that I have.

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[Pardon the staring face of a man with a bag on his head and goggles. He just...stares. And stares. Until he speaks.]

Are you a sentient hamster? Did someone create you?

I am sentient, that I am. I have no knowledge of a creator.

Master said I look like a Djungarian hamster, but they are much smaller.

What are you?

A Djungarian hamster but bigger. How interesting.

Me? I'm an evil scientist. You can call me Dr. Flug.

Well met, Dr. Flug.

My name is Hamusuke.

[ Hamusuke is true neutral, and perfectly fine among evil beings.]

It's nice to meet you too, Hamusuke.

If you would like, I could find the materials needed to create a dwelling that will work for your proportions.

I can survive in the forest without a dwelling, that I can.

Thank you for the offer.

It's adapting to civilization that's the challenge.

I understand that.

Sometimes I've thought about living out in the forest...but I couldn't survive without science or wifi.

What is wifi?

I come from a world full of magic, that I do. This forest is similar to what I'm used to.

Wifi is a facility allowing computers, smartphones, or other devices to connect to the Internet or communicate with one another wirelessly within a particular area. I need wifi for my research usually. It also lets me check orders for supplies through the company I work for.

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[ Hamusuke is completely baffled]

I am am not familiar with any of that. Is the device we're conversing on like a smartphone?

Normally smartphones have the ability to connect to Wifi. Wifi is usually broadcast from a device called a router. It sends the signal for devices to connect to and thus have access to the internet.

[Well, this is a curious beast. One that seems to share Qubine's predicament.]

This world does seem to mostly favor..."humanoids". But I have made my home in the forests of Fayren, and I have no need for these...buildings, really.

I am making my home in the forest, as well.

I have lived alone in the forest in my home world for centuries, that I have.

Buildings appear to be convenient for interaction, that they do.

What are the limits of your territory? I do not want to intrude, since you were here first.

The buildings...they certainly do.

As for myself, I'm somewhat nomadic, so I don't have a set territory. I usually make a bed of leaves to sleep in.

I can burrow.

[ She mentions the part of the Forest she claimed.]

You have permission to enter.

I can't say I know of places, but if you need something from a building I am sure that someone can get you something, like I can for example.

There is no material object I need. I was more curious about information in buildings I cannot enter, that I was.

It does seem to make it difficult for those who are taller or smaller as I have seen. Which makes me wonder if we should perhaps find a way to make this place more accommodating.

Or at least try.

Yes. Have you seen many of my size or diminutive ones?
This would be a large undertaking.

I've seen someone whose much smaller than I am. Someone your size, I don't believe I have. But it doesn't mean there isn't the possibility that more will come.

The pod I woke up in was very cramped, that it was. They need bigger ones if more my size arrive.

The small one could have drowned in it.

She seems to be okay with handling things despite her small size.

But I'm sorry when you woke up you were uncomfortable though... I really don't know how to solve the pod issue though.

Of course, I figured you woke up in the pod too, that I did.

Yes, we all wake up in those pods, but I don't think there are ways to add on to it and make it bigger.

Our summoners should make them in more sizes, that they should.

If only there was a way to speak with them.

There is actually no way to speak to them as far as I am aware.

That is not a surprise. They are mysterious, that they are.

Very. It's like they are hiding something and so hide from us. I mean why else would you never appear.

It benefits them to be secretive, that it does.

It's bothersome, but I'm sure we'll find a way to find more out. They will slip up someday.

[You had to have been expecting this, right? Right?!]

I'm terribly sorry...miss? Is that correct?

[He shakes his head. Gender is seriously not the important thing here.]

I couldn't help but notice that you are, in fact, a talking hamster. Is that...normal where you've come from, that hamsters have gained sentience and the ability to use sophisticated communications devices? I'm simply asking for clarification, naturally.

Yes, I am female.

I have never met another of my kind, that I have not. Master said Djungarian hamsters are much smaller.

[ She's about horse sized and she has a snake tail.]

Master also told me to be more attentive of Legendary Beasts, that he did.

I see.

Who is this "master", and...given your size, are you not, yourself, a "Legendary Beast"?

My Master is Ainz Ooal Gown. He is a powerful caster with the strength of a great warrior.

[ Her master is so OP that even his much weaker physical stats are stronger than her world's strongest warriors.]

I was known as the Wise King of the Forest. I am Legendary.

[ She puffs up with pride at that.]

There were two other Legendary Beasts who ruled different parts of the forest. I did not know of them until Master defeated them.

I see.

[He strokes his chin thoughtfully for a moment.]

And so, you are the third legendary beast. Why has your master not defeated you as well?

He has. That's why I chose to serve him, that I did.

...you were given the option over what? Death?

I challenged him to fight to the death when he entered my territory. He still chose to spare my life, that he did.

[ She doesn't see a problem.]

How benevolent of him. And, as such, does he command you? I wager it would be rather handy to have the Lord of the Forest, was it, at his disposal?

He is benevolent, that he is.

[ Completely misses the sarcasm]

He rides me,and it impresses people. I want to be useful to Master, that I do.
I was learning martial arts to help defend his territory.

[Coming from a society in which slavery is still very much alive and well, Dorian knows a thing or two about conquest. His histories, after all, are rife with it.]

You do realize he has, in essence, enslaved you, don't you? I mean, if you're alright with it, then all's well. It's only that it's difficult to tell, you see, whether or not you have an understanding of your...employment status.

I am a pet, that I am. I am happy with that.
Master's superior officers envy my position.

[ They literally worship him, because they are NPCs created by his guild.]

I wouldn't call you something so benign. You are, after all, a sentient being.

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