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NEWSPAPER - BIWEEKLY EDITION

[Did you subscribe to The Genessia Tribune? Did you even remotely wish you had a newspaper or some other form of media to refer to for news, weather, and current events? Then you're in luck! There's a paperboy riding through the streets of Genessia flinging newspapers onto doorsteps or, if you're unlucky, through your window. Even remote locations in the other cities will still get a paper if one of the residents ever wanted one. The Paperboy is just that dedicated.]
[And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window, at the person, and/or broke something in the area: Spock, Mavis, Sync, Rowan McKnight, Roronoa Zoro, Xul, Cassian Andor, K-2SO, Faye Valentine, Super Sonico, Grell.
The following people have their newspaper placed neatly on their doorsteps: Cad Bane, Theodore Satchel, Deadpool, Gale Reinhardt, Blaze, Professor Sycamore,Ayame Sasaki, Soma Cruz, chaos, Yugi Mutou, Yukiko Amagi, Fai D. Flourite, Chiaki Nanami.]

GCBL Tragedy
Chester Owens, star pitcher of the United Droids baseball team was found dead in his home just days before the United Droids was set to take on the Blue Legends in the second round of the GCBL Tournament. Without their pitcher, the United Droids fought a losing battle against the Blue Legends. It was obvious from the beginning that the match just wasn’t going to go their way.
It was a shutout victory with the Blue Legends advancing to the Semi-Finals of the tournament to take on the Exalted Raptors. Speaking to members of both teams, non were particularly happy with the loss or the victory. An investigation into the death of Chester Owens is ongoing.
Supernatural Disagreement
A disagreement between two supernatural groups appears to have led to several deaths. One group, pure blood vampires who go by the name Darkvale have been having a disagreement with a group of zombies who go by the name Hollowed Union. The vampires believe that among the supernatural beings in Everglade, the vampires are at the top of the food chain.
Hollowed Union believes that Darkvale are being arrogant in thinking such a thing and public disagreement between the factions have been seen. A fight between two members of the factions broke out and ended with the two killing each other. The leaders haven't been reached for comments on the matter.
This incident has sparked conversation in the office and lead to us conducting a small survey with non-humans to better understand their lives and experiences. We have included a few here. We will be attaching the survey to the paper as well so that any other non-humans can take it and submit it. We will publish them all in the next paper.

The Puzzle Corner is a new section in the paper that gives its readers a chance to win prizes. There will be puzzles, brainteasers or the like listed below. Answering one will net you a prize. Only one puzzle can be solved per reader. (Just comment to the paper with your answer.)
1.) How many hexagon-type shapes, in total, can you find in this puzzle. Clue: there are more than 45.

Prize: Level 1 Payment.
2.) My local greengrocer is a would-be mathematician. He likes to arrange his apples in nice rows. However, when he lays his apples in rows of 3 he has one left over. When he lays them in rows of 5 he also has one left over. Remarkably he also has one left over when he arranges them in rows of 7 and 9. 11 seems to be the magic number, for, in rows of 11 there are no apples left over. How many apples does the greengrocer have?
Prize: GCBL Baseball Tickeets
3.) My mother purchased 100 pounds of potatoes last week, which I knew to be exactly 99% water.
After a week, drying in the sun, they had dried a little to become only 98% water.
What was the total weight of the potatoes now?
Prize: A restaurant coupon book.
4.) Assign every letter of the alphabet its numerical value: A=1, B=2, C=3, and so on, up to Z=26.
Can you find a common 6 letter word which has a total over 115? For example WIZARD = 23 + 9 + 26 + 1 + 18 + 4 = 81.
Prize: Giftcard to the Genessia Movie Theater
5.) At a recent motorsport gathering, four proud owners were grouped together around the blue Ferrari, discussing their gleaming sports cars.
Alan was overheard bragging about his brand new silver Mercedes.
Mr Smith went to great lengths to explain to Brian, the virtues of his blue Ferrari.
Mr Wilshaw and David occasionally made eye contact.
Mr Richards showed everyone a recent photo of his red Rolls Royce.
Mr Stone listened intently while Charles went on about his green Corvette.
Who owns which car?
Prize: A cookie dough giftbasket.
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Think twice before you give your heart away. Your heart is a valuable asset that you should invest wisely. Are they offering you a good deal?
Quick Overview It's perfectly okay to ask for help. There's no shame in needing support or advice. Isolating yourself and carrying this burden alone is going to put a strain on parts of your life, and your emotional wellbeing, that are already under a lot of pressure. Seek help and share this burden with a trusted person or professional.
Extended Overview Don't try to please everyone. Find a niche audience who love what you do and they'll become your biggest fans and promoters.
Career Overview | Your impartial advice will help others decide what is right.
Quick Overview If you think you can't, you won't. If you think you can, you might. If you know you can, you will. Stay positive at this time and believe in yourself.
Extended Overview It's often said that you have to be ruthless to get ahead; that's true in films and books, but not necessarily in real life. Being nice and ethical can be very rewarding.
Career Overview | A relationship will be strengthened by romance or kindness.
Quick Overview The goal that you will face may have an enormously positive impact on your self-esteem. Your contribution to this great work effort will give a well-deserved boost to your confidence and reputation.
Extended Overview Eye contact matters. We tend not to trust people who don't make eye contact.
Career Overview | Share some of your happiness and success with the people you love.
Quick Overview We all have our bad days, so you might need to forgive someone who happens to be going through theirs at this time. It won't be easy, and you'll have to bite your tongue a few times in order to keep the peace, but they will soon get over this little hump in their week. If not, a swift kick in the pants might help, but be strategic about it; don't poke the bear unnecessarily.
Extended Overview Plenty of sleep and exercise is an easy way to boost your energy and productivity.
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Surprisingly, you have only just begun to realise how unique and special you are.
Quick Overview Dreaming about what we would like to achieve is an important part of our lives. We need to exercise our imaginations and search our hearts and minds for the things that we want most of all. However, the real magic happens when you begin to take action and try to bring those dreams to life. When you begin to make your dreams come true, you create a rich environment where magic, power and creativity collide in exciting ways.
Extended Overview Don't forget to reward yourself. It's a great way to boost those feel good hormones and lift your spirits.
Career Overview | Despite your desire to do something different, an old project needs to be finished.
Quick Overview What you do at this time will have a surprisingly positive effect on your future. What seems like a simple task soon becomes a shining example of creativity and ingenuity. Your efforts will be admired and appreciated.
Extended Overview Convey your thoughts with conviction and evidence. The two are a powerful, and convincing, combination.
Career Overview | Your strength of character and honesty will guide a friend.
Quick Overview Don't let your commitments control every aspect of your life. You need to do something for your spirit each and every day, and that means finding ways to integrate your pleasures in life with your commitments. If you don't find a comfortable balance, you'll feel as if you're a slave to everything and everyone.
Extended Overview If you're not having much success hunting for jobs online, try networking - volunteer, meet friends of friends, join a club or group, get more social.
Career Overview | You've been hiding in the shadows for far too long. Step out into the light and feel the warmth of the sun on your face. It's time to come out of the cold.
Quick Overview You want to believe in others and in the power of trust. Some may think that your faith in others is silly blindness, but you know that your faith comes from a place of awareness, rather than naive foolishness. Your decisions won't be simple, but your hope for a better, brighter future will be a comfort to you at this time.
Extended Overview Nice people don't always finish last. You can be nice and competitive, nice and dedicated, nice and hard working, nice and challenging, nice and ethical, and nice and tough.
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Your ability to empathise with others will be valuable.
Quick Overview We can't be perfect. We can't ever reach perfection. It's an unattainable goal. But we can set ourselves high expectations and rise up to meet those expectations. As the saying goes, even though we can't reach perfection, we can chase it and catch excellence.
Extended Overview Don't dwell on your previous failures. Look at them as opportunities to improve.
Career Overview | The best way to achieve your goal today is through cooperation.
Quick Overview Who would have guessed that getting exactly what you wanted would be so tiring and, unfortunately, just a bit boring? Yes, even though you've managed to win a small victory and have taken a bold step towards your goal, you've discovered something that many successful people find; even your dream job or activity can feel like work sometimes. That doesn't mean that you should give up on it. No, it means that you should find ways to invigorate and exhilarate yourself by keeping things fresh. Only then will you begin to see the hidden pleasures in the work that goes along with achieving your goal.
Extended Overview Poor grammar and spelling mistakes will bury you under a pile of other failed resumes. Make an effort.
Career Overview | New relationships will be intense and promising. Current relationships will be renewed and passionate.
Quick Overview We're not always able to influence others or change their minds when we see that they're heading down a difficult path. We want to rescue them, protect them, and offer them our guidance and wisdom. We have been down a similar road, and we know which signs to watch out for and where the pot holes might be. People feel as if those sorts of problems won't happen to them, and so they tend to focus on the final reward without considering the challenges along the way. They feel invincible. We can't live their lives for them, and they may not always take our advice, but sometimes the best we can do is to let them know that our support and guidance is available to them when they need it.
Extended Overview When you delegate, you're not delegating a task, you're delegating an outcome. The person taking on your request needs to know exactly what the outcome should look like if they are to be successful.
Career Overview | Someone might be dishonest or not tell you the whole story. For your own peace of mind, check the facts for yourself.
Quick Overview You're hesitating and not moving forward. Why is that? You'll have to give yourself an honest evaluation of the situation, including your own mental or psychological state. Try looking at it this way: if you don't do anything, and just choose to keep moving along in the same direction, what is the best you could hope for? Now, is that going to be good enough for you or do you want more?
Extended Overview Job hunting, and the rejections that you will receive along the way, can really knock your self-esteem and sap your enthusiasm. Don't despair; all of those rejections and efforts are building your psychological stamina and making you more savvy.
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Need a job? Check out a few jobs open right here in Genessia and its neighboring cities!
Hangar Queen: A Genessia City bar and nightclub is currently seeking Bartenders, Bouncers, Performers and Wait Staff. If interested, contact Gale Reinhardt.
Aster Technologies: Aster Tech in Nova City is currently hiring for the following positions. R&D Division Manager, Engineers, Software Programmers, Shop Clerks.
Attleton Elementary: This Elementary School is currently hiring teachers for every subject.
Bright Sky Diner: A 1930s feeling diner in Genessia City. They are currently hiring Wait Staff and Hosts.
Genessia Scientific Research Foundation (GSRF): This Research Foundation in Genessia City is currently hiring Scientists in all fields. If interested, contact Weiss Schnee.
Under The Sun: A Business in Fayren specializing in retrieving herbs and monster hunting. Hiring for Beast Hunters, Herb Hunters. If interested, contact Sun Wukong.
Amagi Inn: The Amagi inn in Genessia City is hiring for Maids and Waitresses. If interested, contact Yukiko Amagi.
After Life: A Nova City nightclub is currently seeking Bartenders, Bouncers, Performers and VIP Room Hosts. If interested, contact Gale Reinhardt.
[ OOC: ATTENTION! Please note that due to large volume of hiring positions, the ones advertised in the newspaper will rotate from now on unless the player specifically requests the position to be included in the newspaper. Thank you! Additionally, if a name is not listed, you do not need to contact anyone's player to apply for the job, simply comment the employment page. Any place of business with a name is owned by a character and you will need to plot your character's addition to the business with that character's player or have it in a thread. ]

A list of bounties being offered throughout all five cities. Generally only one bounty is offered per-paper for each city, but sometimes multiple bounties are offered. Help the community and get criminals off the street at the same time. Don't see anything that interests you below? Check your local BBB.
Genessia City
Death At The Zoo - At the Genessia City Zoo, a man was brought in after hours and put inside the Lion cage where he was killed. A level 2 payment is being offered to anyone that can investigate and find the culprit.
Nova City
Unlicensed Surgeon - A scientist in Nova City has kidnapped and planted devices in several people. The devices will explode within the next few days and kill the people. They will only remove the devices if they are paid money. A level 2 payment is being offered to anyone that can find the culprit and bring them in.
Everglade
Shop Till You Drop - The food at several stands in the market have been poisoned leading to several deaths. A level 2 payment is being offered to anyone that can bring in the culprit.
Fayren
Branded - A mage has branded several power with a special brand that drains the life from anyone that the person get close to and gives it to the mage herself. A level 2 payment is being offered to anyone that can find her and bring her in.
Attleton
Witch Hunt - Three people have been murdered in Attleton by being tied to a stake and set on fire. The reason behind this is unknown, but a level 2 payment is being offered to anyone that can find the criminal.

Genessia City
June 4th - June 18th

Attleton
June 4th - June 18th

Everglade
June 4th - June 18th

Fayren
June 4th - June 18th

Nova City
June 4th - June 18th

[ OOC: Want to submit anything to the newspaper? Reply to this comment with the subject line as your title and include any information you want to be sure is in next Sunday's newspaper! This includes news, gossip, singles ads, business advertisements, job listings, bounties, and anything else you want in the newspaper.
FOR BOUNTIES: Reply to this comment with either a claim or a log (every 3 claims must include a log). Feel free to team up, or even fail to deliver the bounty. Please note that whoever goes after the bounty is in charge of writing the NPCs involved,but feel free to ask the mod for any tips if you like. First come first serve on claims unless you haven't turned in a log for every 3 bounties. ]













Submissions for the Next Paper!
SORRY ITS SO LAST MINUTE
Title: Monsters Make Mayoral Madness End Mega Marathon to the Mayor's Mansion Early
Info: After the tragic events of the third breach, many cities are in recovery mode. The current city guardians made a valiant effort in concert and were able to save and protect many lives, it was still the center of the action. And while everyone's attentions were focused on the upcoming City Guardian Election and protecting each and every one of us, one election went unnoticed- until now.
Former Nova City mayor B'nak Vorcheesy resigned stating that he wanted to spend more time with his family after a life-changing crisis when the catastrophe began and he lost his husband, Mike. Now taking care of their two children alone, this left the mayoral seat open from the start of the catastrophe despite protective leadership from Nova City Guardian Weiss Schnee and her team of deputies. Regardless of low voter turn-out due to the significant distraction, the emergency election for his replacement was held on Friday, June 16th, and the candidate who came out on top is a name many have heard of: Schnee, but not the one we all know as our Guardian. Jacques Schnee is our City Guardian's father. Despite some controversial actions, the man's responsibility and humility won over the most hardcore of voters who showed up despite the ongoing recovery efforts taking priority, making Jacques Schnee the new mayor of Nova City.
"It takes a big man to admit he's wrong, and he raised those Weiss and Whitley kids who have only brought good things here. I know people say he's got an attitude, but I like a guy who stands up for his beliefs!" said local cyborg community leader, Sreypok Gmith.
For better or worse, Nova City is now following the leadership of Mayor Schnee.
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Title: 2017 City Guardian Action Figures Released!
Info: It's not all doom and gloom in the cities when tragedy strikes. Our heroes and leaders came together and protected us all, and in honor of that, the 2017 City Guardian Action Figure line has been released early and in entirety despite delays due to an increase in the number of a certain unnamed city's deputies that made production costs go up.
All current City Guardians and deputies will be given a figure to be released this Sunday with authentic action poses. Does your deputy KICK some butt? Authentic kicking action! Or maybe they're an ace with a bow and arrow-- fire authentic suction cup darts at your enemies! Collect them all for just $19.99 a piece, but bring in this article and get 30% off your entire purchase! Save in store and on the streets, get your 2017 City Guardian Action Figures today!
Bounty Claims!
Bounty Claim Form
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Who: Tony Clark
Additional Information: I'm going to log this and I'm open to anyone for helping this reckless spy kid.
Re: Bounty Claims!
Who: Ted
Additional Information: Down to log if you really wanna! Hit me on Plurk for planning stuff.
Re: Bounty Claims!
Who: Cassian Andor and K-2SO
Additional Information: Here is the log.
Puzzle #1
Had to do this kinda stuff when I was a kid a bunch.
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puzzle corner #1:
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dammit paperboy