BLACK HAT (
obscenilicious) wrote in
genessia2017-06-04 02:25 am
Video
[No, no he can't just make a post being a normal person with normal wishes and hopes and dreams doing normal person things.
Yes everything is a commercial.
He's evil.
Everything is a commercial forever and you can't skip it hahahahahaha
Everyone's favorite abomination appears on screen, smiling as always, those teeth just as... unsettling as always, boxes carefully stacked up behind him.]
Blow out sale on bombs and mines this week, for any and all who may be interested in forcibly excising the immobile anchor in your life.
Permanently clear the way with your choice of C-4, mines, TnT, timed and switch activated detonation devices and, of course-
[Black Hat hefts what looks like a jiggling, pinkish ball of sticky jello, tossing it casually in one gloved hand.]
Sticky bombs.
Free demonstrations today.
[PRIVATE 2 FLUG]
Flug.
I've set about the necessary work of regaining the hat mansion, I'm not tolerating another blasted night in that stinking hellhole of an apartment.
I'd rather carve a nest into a dead horse.
Yes everything is a commercial.
He's evil.
Everything is a commercial forever and you can't skip it hahahahahaha
Everyone's favorite abomination appears on screen, smiling as always, those teeth just as... unsettling as always, boxes carefully stacked up behind him.]
Blow out sale on bombs and mines this week, for any and all who may be interested in forcibly excising the immobile anchor in your life.
Permanently clear the way with your choice of C-4, mines, TnT, timed and switch activated detonation devices and, of course-
[Black Hat hefts what looks like a jiggling, pinkish ball of sticky jello, tossing it casually in one gloved hand.]
Sticky bombs.
Free demonstrations today.
[PRIVATE 2 FLUG]
Flug.
I've set about the necessary work of regaining the hat mansion, I'm not tolerating another blasted night in that stinking hellhole of an apartment.
I'd rather carve a nest into a dead horse.

[Private]
...S-Should I alert Demencia?
Re: [Private]
What do you think.
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...
I just need a sample of her DNA first.
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[It can't be that hard to get a sample. She chews on everything.]
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I'll do my best, sir. I promise.
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[Look.
Look.
We all know she's going to be getting into that fucking house no matter what, and when she does Black Hat will go back to being ambivalent about her being alive until she grabs his ass.
He has to try, okay]
Re: [Private]
[Truth be told, she was born in the manor. After all, Flug created her. Still, he understands his employer's frustrations with Demencia. She is difficult to control. The ability to climb on horizontal surfaces doesn't help matters either.]