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NEWSPAPER - BIWEEKLY EDITION

[Did you subscribe to The Genessia Tribune? Did you even remotely wish you had a newspaper or some other form of media to refer to for news, weather, and current events? Then you're in luck! There's a paperboy riding through the streets of Genessia flinging newspapers onto doorsteps or, if you're unlucky, through your window. Even remote locations in the other cities will still get a paper if one of the residents ever wanted one. The Paperboy is just that dedicated.]
[And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window, at the person, and/or broke something in the area: Enis Edrin, Icy, Jaune Arc, Zeref, Kristen Kringle, Angela Ziegler, Zellsha Himri, Shoji Nakamori.
The following people have their newspaper placed neatly on their doorsteps: Cad Bane, Theodore Satchel, Deadpool, Gale Reinhardt, Blaze, Professor Sycamore, Ayame Sasaki, Soma Cruz, chaos, Yugi Mutou, Yukiko Amagi, Fai D. Flourite, Chiaki Nanami.]

Invasion
It appears for the third time, the citizens of Genessia have been forced to endure an attack from the mysterious creatures from outside of the barrier. Longtime residents may recall the second time they attacked, but even longer time residents may recall the first. Shelters and a means to combat the creatures were provided by David Haller, Guardian of Genessia City. However each other Guardian stepped in as well to help defend their cities and help people that were in need. Though it should be noted that the Fayren Guardian, Xander, has disappeared from this world quite some time ago so during this crisis they were without Guardian.
Causalities appear to have been kept to a minimum and searches are under way for people that have been declared as missing to determine what their fate may be. As the situation develops further, this story will be updated. So stay tuned.
Bad Blood
Friday Night at a Vampire Club called Delirium, several Vampires were killed after partaking in a glass of blood. The reason behind this is unknown, but it is highly suspected that their drinks have been contaminated or tempered with in some way. The bartender that served drinks that night was brought in for questioning, but didn’t seem to know anything.
It appears that only select vampires were killed in this attack, as others were left feeling completely fine. They are being watched carefully for any delayed reaction to what the other Vampires succumbed to.
Monsters Make Mayoral Madness End Mega Marathon to the Mayor's Mansion Early
After the tragic events of the third breach, many cities are in recovery mode. The current city guardians made a valiant effort in concert and were able to save and protect many lives, it was still the center of the action. And while everyone's attentions were focused on the upcoming City Guardian Election and protecting each and every one of us, one election went unnoticed- until now.
Former Nova City mayor B'nak Vorcheesy resigned stating that he wanted to spend more time with his family after a life-changing crisis when the catastrophe began and he lost his husband, Mike. Now taking care of their two children alone, this left the mayoral seat open from the start of the catastrophe despite protective leadership from Nova City Guardian Weiss Schnee and her team of deputies. Regardless of low voter turn-out due to the significant distraction, the emergency election for his replacement was held on Friday, June 16th, and the candidate who came out on top is a name many have heard of: Schnee, but not the one we all know as our Guardian. Jacques Schnee is our City Guardian's father. Despite some controversial actions, the man's responsibility and humility won over the most hardcore of voters who showed up despite the ongoing recovery efforts taking priority, making Jacques Schnee the new mayor of Nova City.
"It takes a big man to admit he's wrong, and he raised those Weiss and Whitley kids who have only brought good things here. I know people say he's got an attitude, but I like a guy who stands up for his beliefs!" said local cyborg community leader, Sreypok Gmith.
For better or worse, Nova City is now following the leadership of Mayor Schnee.
2017 City Guardian Action Figures Released!
It's not all doom and gloom in the cities when tragedy strikes. Our heroes and leaders came together and protected us all, and in honor of that, the 2017 City Guardian Action Figure line has been released early and in entirety despite delays due to an increase in the number of a certain unnamed city's deputies that made production costs go up.
All current City Guardians and deputies will be given a figure to be released this Sunday with authentic action poses. Does your deputy KICK some butt? Authentic kicking action! Or maybe they're an ace with a bow and arrow-- fire authentic suction cup darts at your enemies! Collect them all for just $19.99 a piece, but bring in this article and get 30% off your entire purchase! Save in store and on the streets, get your 2017 City Guardian Action Figures today!
Attack on Ravenguard
Members of the mage guild Ravenguard were attacked and kidnapped on their way to the White Catacombs to train. Boot prints at the crime scene confirm a few things. The group was confronted by another group of people who waited at a specific location and took them down when they arrived and dragged them off. Known for their skillful use of magic, it isn’t known how exactly a group of people were able to get the drop on the mages and take them out.
This story, however, doesn’t end there. Edyus and Akmonora, two members that were victims in the attack finally made it to the White Catacombs to join their brethren, but they didn’t appear to be themselves. Their eyes appeared to be soulless and they didn't actually speak.
Edyus and Akmonora attacked and were killed by their brethren. At least five were injured in the attack and they themselves have suddenly turned up missing. This story will be updated as more information becomes available.

The Puzzle Corner is a new section in the paper that gives its readers a chance to win prizes. There will be puzzles, brainteasers or the like listed below. Answering one will net you a prize. Only one puzzle can be solved per reader. (Just comment to the paper with your answer.)
1.) Anne is babysitting 10 children.
She has a jar with 10 biscuits in it.
All the children want to have a biscuit but she also wants to leave one biscuit in the jar.
Without breaking any biscuits, how is she going to give each child one biscuit and still leave one in the jar?
Prize: Baking supplies.
2.) My local greengrocer is a would-be mathematician. He likes to arrange his apples in nice rows. However, when he lays his apples in rows of 3 he has one left over. When he lays them in rows of 5 he also has one left over. Remarkably he also has one left over when he arranges them in rows of 7 and 9. 11 seems to be the magic number, for, in rows of 11 there are no apples left over. How many apples does the greengrocer have?
Prize: GCBL Baseball Tickeets
3.) My mother purchased 100 pounds of potatoes last week, which I knew to be exactly 99% water.
After a week, drying in the sun, they had dried a little to become only 98% water.
What was the total weight of the potatoes now?
Prize: A restaurant coupon book.
4.) Assign every letter of the alphabet its numerical value: A=1, B=2, C=3, and so on, up to Z=26.
Can you find a common 6 letter word which has a total over 115? For example WIZARD = 23 + 9 + 26 + 1 + 18 + 4 = 81.
Prize: Giftcard to the Genessia Movie Theater
5.) At a recent motorsport gathering, four proud owners were grouped together around the blue Ferrari, discussing their gleaming sports cars.
Alan was overheard bragging about his brand new silver Mercedes.
Mr Smith went to great lengths to explain to Brian, the virtues of his blue Ferrari.
Mr Wilshaw and David occasionally made eye contact.
Mr Richards showed everyone a recent photo of his red Rolls Royce.
Mr Stone listened intently while Charles went on about his green Corvette.
Who owns which car?
Prize: A cookie dough giftbasket.
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A new partnership begins and an old one comes to an end.
Quick Overview The positive energy of another person could be just want you need to get yourself moving in the right direction. Get inspired by their passion and drive, draw on their positive energy, and you'll soon see that you can empower yourself to move forward with hope and purpose.
Extended Overview Focusing on the negatives could drag you down into the depths of despair. Try focusing on the positives instead.
Career Overview | If you do not have the skills necessary, find yourself a mentor who can guide you.
Quick Overview It was all very predictable. You saw it coming. Others may have been blind to it, but you read the signals and saw what was heading your way. Some of you may have trusted your own instincts and got out of the way, and some of you might have decided to stick it out with those stubborn people who wouldn't listen and hope for the best. Either way, you did your best to warn them. How they chose to react was out of your control. Maybe next time they'll listen to your warnings a little more closely.
Extended Overview If you're interested in working for a new startup company, follow venture capital investment news so that you're one of the first to find out which companies are cashed up and ready to hire.
Career Overview | Family relationships will be harmonious and pleasurable.
Quick Overview Before you can tell people what you want, you have to know what you want. Have you considered all of your options and evaluated each possible path that lies before you? In order to live the life that you love, you must first understand your passions, interests and desires. What is essential and what is extraneous? What can you live without? What can't you live without? Make a list of all the things that inspire you and begin to build a mental picture of the future.
Extended Overview You don't need to be a graduate from the finest college in the land in order to get ahead in the world. The school that you attended matters much less than whether or not you are capable of doing the job.
Career Overview | You have accomplished a great goal and now it is time to celebrate. However, don't forget to reflect upon why you were successful this time, as this will help you to make better decisions in the future.
Quick Overview There really isn't any such thing as quality time. We keep hearing that we should be spending quality time with our loved ones and friends. It's simply not true. You can't force quality time, you can't manufacture it, and every moment you spend with people can't be filled with insanely high levels of joy and happiness. Sometimes, you just have to wash the dishes together or do the gardening, or break a sweat and help someone shift their furniture to their new apartment. It's not about looking for quality time, it's about spending time, any time, with the people that matter to you and being a part of their lives.
Extended Overview We are all fighting battles, we are all trying to conquer and overcome our challenges. Keep this in mind when approaching people for favours if they are time poor.
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Concern for a loved one may dampen your spirit.
Quick Overview The urge to splurge builds up inside all of us. We often deny ourselves some of the things we want, so that we can reward ourselves later. But every now and then, the urge becomes overwhelming, and our desires get the better of us. What secret little desire or need is building up inside of you lately? You have an itch that needs scratching. Will today be the day that you give in to temptation?
Extended Overview People like formal and informal feedback. Don't neglect either of these two forms of appraisal and recognition.
Career Overview | This is a time for successful dealings and negotiations. Small steps and careful attention to detail will pay off later.
Quick Overview What you do at this time will have a surprisingly positive effect on your future. What seems like a simple task soon becomes a shining example of creativity and ingenuity. Your efforts will be admired and appreciated.
Extended Overview Being too diligent and dedicated at work can lead to neglect in other important areas of your life or your health.
Career Overview | This is a time of bright prospects and excitement. Don't be dazzled by the light; keep your wits about you and work your way through all of the possibilities.
Quick Overview By helping other people to prosper, you will bring prosperity and pleasure into your own life. What you do today may not bring immediate personal rewards or benefits, but the things you do today are likely to prosper for you in the near future. At this time, your good deeds are preparing the soil for a future harvest that will bring you greater abundance.
Extended Overview You can't control the actions of others, but you can control how you react to them.
Career Overview | Solving puzzles and sifting through vast amounts of information will be easy for you today. Your mind is sharp.
Quick Overview Don't waste an ounce of your talent. Use up every little bit of talent that you have so that, at the end of your life, you can be sure that you made the most of what you have and used it to the best of your ability. Don't save your talents for a rainy day. Use them, grow them, exploit them.
Extended Overview If two products are very similar, it's the small details that make all the difference. Don't neglect the small details; they could be your advantage.
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What we want and what we need are often very different things. Which will you choose? Which will actually be the most beneficial?
Quick Overview We all need to love ourselves and approve of ourselves. If we spend our lives seeking approval from others, we will end up chasing other people's dreams and losing sight of our own path. You're always praising others and admiring them for their qualities, but why aren't you praising and admiring yourself? Be kind to yourself, because you are your greatest advocate. You are praiseworthy.
Extended Overview You'd be surprised at how big an impact water can have on your health. Dehydration can lead to a lull in your energy. Are you drinking enough throughout the day?
Career Overview | Don't overreact. Take control of your emotions and settle the argument quickly.
Quick Overview Sometimes what happens in the past belongs in the past. Dragging up old feuds and fights will only dampen your spirits and divert your attention from new possibilities and deeper self-awareness.
Extended Overview If you only celebrate your successes, you'll forget to appreciate all of the small things that you did to help you achieve them.
Career Overview | Love is fiery and argumentative today. Is it time to kiss and make-up?
Quick Overview Dreaming about what we would like to achieve is an important part of our lives. We need to exercise our imaginations and search our hearts and minds for the things that we want most of all. However, the real magic happens when you begin to take action and try to bring those dreams to life. When you begin to make your dreams come true, you create a rich environment where magic, power and creativity collide in exciting ways.
Extended Overview Work to your strengths. Don't fixate on what you can't do.
Career Overview | Life's journey is not always easy, but even small steps can make a big difference.
Quick Overview Just by taking the time to listen to someone, you'll be giving them an opportunity to relax, open up and reflect on their recent decisions in a safe and support environment. They don't necessarily want you to give them answers. Your task, which is a far more difficult one, is to ask questions that prompt them to think in new directions and bring the pieces of their mental puzzle together.
Extended Overview Offering praise and appreciation for a colleague's accomplishments is a great way to boost their confidence and show them that you're paying attention.
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Need a job? Check out a few jobs open right here in Genessia and its neighboring cities!
Garden Bistro: The Garden Bistro is currently hiring for the following positions. Wait Staff, Hosts.
Aster Technologies: Aster Tech in Nova City is currently hiring for the following positions. R&D Division Manager, Engineers, Software Programmers, Shop Clerks.
Axiom Games:
Axiom Games in Genessia City is hiring Repair Technicians, Concession Stand Workers, Mechanics, Attendants and Front Desk Workers. If interested, contact Johnny Storm.Bright Sky Diner: A 1930s feeling diner in Genessia City. They are currently hiring Wait Staff and Hosts.
Genessia Scientific Research Foundation (GSRF): This Research Foundation in Genessia City is currently hiring Scientists in all fields. If interested, contact Weiss Schnee.
Under The Sun: A Business in Fayren specializing in retrieving herbs and monster hunting. Hiring for Beast Hunters, Herb Hunters. If interested, contact Sun Wukong.
Over The Moon: A shop in Fayren is looking to hire Sales, Clerks, Butchers, Medicine Makers, Green House Attendants, and a Manager. If interested, contact Sun Wukong.
Hamete Strip Mall: is always looking for some part time Store Sale Clerks, so why not set up a store and have a ball in the strip mall.
[ OOC: ATTENTION! Please note that due to large volume of hiring positions, the ones advertised in the newspaper will rotate from now on unless the player specifically requests the position to be included in the newspaper. Thank you! Additionally, if a name is not listed, you do not need to contact anyone's player to apply for the job, simply comment the employment page. Any place of business with a name is owned by a character and you will need to plot your character's addition to the business with that character's player or have it in a thread. ]

A list of bounties being offered throughout all five cities. Generally only one bounty is offered per-paper for each city, but sometimes multiple bounties are offered. Help the community and get criminals off the street at the same time. Don't see anything that interests you below? Check your local BBB.
Genessia City
Coerced – Several crimes have been committed with the criminals having no connection to the victims as well as no motive for killing them, though the crime seemed to be meticulously planned out. The criminals also turned themselves in just hours after committing the crimes. There is a rumor that the people were blackmailed or coerced in some way to commit the crimes. A level 2 payment is being offered for someone to find the true culprit.
Nova City
Unlicensed Surgeon - A scientist in Nova City has kidnapped and planted devices in several people. The devices will explode within the next few days and kill the people. They will only remove the devices if they are paid money. A level 2 payment is being offered to anyone that can find the culprit and bring them in.
Everglade
Unhanded – Someone has been going around the city removing the hands of anyone capable of using magic. A few victims of the crime have died from blood loss, but some have survived. Why the culprit is doing this is unknown, but a level 2 payment is being offered for their capture.
Fayren
Branded - A mage has branded several power with a special brand that drains the life from anyone that the person get close to and gives it to the mage herself. A level 2 payment is being offered to anyone that can find her and bring her in.
Attleton
Cold Killer – People have been kidnapped and returned to their families in frozen pieces. It appears a killer is taking their victims and using liquid nitrogen to freeze them so that they can shatter them and return them to their loved ones. A level 3 payment is being offered to anyone that can find this criminal.

Genessia City
June 18th - July 2nd

Attleton
June 18th - July 2nd

Everglade
June 18th - July 2nd

Fayren
June 18th - July 2nd

Nova City
June 18th - July 2nd

[ OOC: Want to submit anything to the newspaper? Reply to this comment with the subject line as your title and include any information you want to be sure is in next Sunday's newspaper! This includes news, gossip, singles ads, business advertisements, job listings, bounties, and anything else you want in the newspaper.
FOR BOUNTIES: Reply to this comment with either a claim or a log (every 3 claims must include a log). Feel free to team up, or even fail to deliver the bounty. Please note that whoever goes after the bounty is in charge of writing the NPCs involved,but feel free to ask the mod for any tips if you like. First come first serve on claims unless you haven't turned in a log for every 3 bounties. ]













Submissions for the Next Paper!
Re: Submissions for the Next Paper!
Type: Bounty
Title: Phantasmic Killer
Info: A now-confirmed serial has been on a rampage for several weeks now. Most murders happen in Genessia city at night. Individuals are usually alone in a public place and are killed with a blade. Despite numerous deaths there have been very few witnesses, the only leads being the killer is likely female, wears a skirt, and has red eyes. [INSERT STUFF ABOUT PAYMENT/REWARD I GUESS]
Bounty Claims!
Bounty Claim Form
no subject
Who: Mariko Ishiwatari
Additional Information: Wont be logged
no subject
Who: Goro Akechi
Additional Information: :)
no subject
Who: Remilia Scarlet
Additional Information: She may bring in the perp in a rather roughed up condition.
no subject
Who: K-2SO
Additional Information: Nope
Re: Bounty Claims!
Who: Just Emerald
Additional Information: Em is not accepting pay for it, but instead will be leaving the bounty strung up from a tree with chains. Still alive! Injured, but they'll live. Just full Batman-style capture and delivery to authorities. They also definitely don't have any of the money they had on them when they were captured- Em definitely took that- and won't be able to identify the person who got them beyond that they saw a little girl who was lost, approached, then the next thing they knew they were bleeding from a gash on their stomach and their arms were bound from behind before being knocked out. When they woke up they were chained up and their branded hand was cut clean off and cauterized. It sounds like a spooky ghost story.
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