Feed me Seymour [voice]

[alluringwater]

[Lilith has lived a reasonably long life, in her opinion. So when she had woken up in a pod in a bay a few days ago? She didn't go right ahead to gabbing on the phone she had woken up with and instead focused on getting herself settled.

But sadly, for her, the settling didn't include one important thing. She needed to eat a very unique kind of sustenance and the locals weren't looking good, so she bit the bullet and turned on her phone.]

Hello hello~.

[It's a woman's voice with a sing-songy tone to it, as if she's trying to be very charming. It probably won't work at all on the majority of people here, but a Succubus-Mermaid has gotta give it a try.]

Does any of you fine folks here who are also in the same stitch as me help a poor gal out? I have very... Unique dietary needs and I'm hoping some nice fellows could help me out with that. Please?

[Now, as she waits for any replies? Lilith really hopes there aren't any other magical folks around who are the type to rat her out, those folks are so bothersome.]

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[Video]

[forgottheoffbutton]

[There is something about her voice that draws Flug in. It's nice sounding. Surely he can help her. True, villains aren't supposed to help people but he wants to. Black Hat isn't here so he might as well.]

Perhaps I can help you?

[sticking with voice]

[alluringwater]

[Well... that's a weird looking guy. But male, so he might work.

At least she doesn't need to feed as often as say a regular succubus, thank whatever higher power you may believe in.]

You might be able to help, yes. You fit my requirements that's for sure.

[forgottheoffbutton]

I...do? What do you mean?

[Now he's confused. What are her dietary needs and requirements?]

[alluringwater]

[She makes a sound as she thinks, sucking noise as she does something with her tongue and her teeth. She has no idea how to make this conversation private.]

It's not something I feel comfortable talking about over a phone.

[Somehow her words manage to sound pouty, somehow.]

[forgottheoffbutton]

Oh? Should I come to you then? We can talk in person.

[The sound of her voice makes him feel bad. He didn't mean to make her feel bad. Why is he so bad talking to people?]

[Voice]

[aurabble]

[Oh food. One of Jaune's favorite topics.]

I know a place that serves great burgers. Unless you're a vegetarian? I can ask my healthy, boring friends if you are.

[Voice]

[alluringwater]

[Jaune no, nooo.]

I'm not picky with that kind of food, if we're being honest here.

[Voice]

[aurabble]

But you just--

Nevermind. Not questioning it when it comes to food. You're at the Bay, right? I can meet up with you there.

[Voice]

[alluringwater]

[She giggles.]

I've actually been here a few days, so I'm at the place they're letting us new people stay at. If that helps? I can meet you at the bay place though, if you'd rather meet there instead.

[Be sweet, be kind, be nice. Her usual method for getting a snack.]

[Voice]

[aurabble]

No-- It's okay! You don't have to go out of your way. I know exactly where that is. Sorta.

I'll be there in a few minutes.

[What a kind new person. He empathizes with her dilemma.]

[Voice]

[k2so]

Hello. The cities have all kinds of different food, which type do you need?

[Voice]

[alluringwater]

[That's uh... an interesting sounding voice.]

I'm not picky, as long as a cute guy gets it for me.

[Voice]

[k2so]

[Indeed it is.]

Does the cuteness of the bearer affect the taste of the food?

[Voice]

[alluringwater]

It does for me, at least.

[Oh boy, how to explain this.]

It's all about the presentation.

[Voice]

[k2so]

Unusual. What sort of food do you eat? My roommate is a cook.

[Not making things easy, is he?]

[Private Voice]

[notquitedracula]

[...That voice. There are only a handful of beings Soma knows of that can use that voice, and they all function along roughly the same lines.]

'Special' dietary needs like yours are provided for in Everglade, if you can't find a willing participant. I shouldn't need to tell you to be very discreet - anyone who responds to you here will be missed if something happens to them, and many of them have very powerful friends.

[Private Voice]

[alluringwater]

[Oh hey so that's how you make shit private, thanks Soma. And since he's straight forward with her she sees no reason to keep up the act for him.

So her tone becomes all business.]

Sheesh, I'm not dumb enough to drain them dry. That just removes a good source of food. And I'll keep that Everglade place in mind, sorry I was too busy settling to look into that sort of thing.

[aka she really didn't feel like going to far for her first snack.]

[Private Voice]

[notquitedracula]

I didn't think you were, but better safe than sorry, right? I know it's not easy getting settled in a new place, especially when you're a little different than everyone else.

[You're actually the first non-human with non-human appetites that he's encountered who was even remotely nice about the whole thing, so he's trying to be courteous.]

[Private Voice]

[alluringwater]

[She makes a sort of agreeing noise, a mix of hrm and mmhmm. She's not used to non-humans being nice since back home it's everyone for themselves, so keeping to yourself and being stand-offish is the norm.

And being nice just means normies can't come at her with pitchforks, she got tired of that back in the middle ages.]

I'm more surprised that this place isn't that much different from home. Population wise, I mean.

[aka a lot of tasty tasty humans.]

And at least I don't need to do this all that often.

[Private Voice]

[notquitedracula]

[Soma's not actually a non-human, at least not yet - the urges are getting stronger, though.]

The actual locals might not be as... beneficial to you, as you might be hoping. It's a little different for everyone. Anyone who can respond on these phones isn't a local, as a general rule. I've not seen an exception, but that's not saying they won't happen.

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Unique... dietary needs?

Are we talking vampire style needs? Or succubus?

[ Konoka can clearly tell that she's not human, but how far that goes was anyone's guess. And having experience with both of those?
Konoka felt she needed to be as careful as she was friendly. She'd been charmed once before, after all. ]

[alluringwater]

Vampire? Succubus?

My you're jumping to some unique conclusions, young lady.

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Eh? Oh. Sorry. Magical stuff. Happens quite a bit here.

[ Maybe it was something related to allergies after all? Or she didn't want to talk about it. Either way she decided to just keep rolling. ]

Anyway, what do you mean then?

[alluringwater]

Magic is something someone as young as you really shouldn't be playing with.

[Why yes she made her voice go all motherly in tone, it's not as... charming as her sing-songy voice but it's certainly very condescending in tone.]

Some things just don't agree with me when I eat them, is all.

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Now, I might be a little young compared to longer-lived species, but I assure you I was going to uni (or some equivalent) before I came here to Genessia.

And that was like, a year ago? I know my way around magic.

[ Konoka's voice was polite and friendly, but it seemed almost like poisoned honey. Yep, thanks to someone around here she was awfully defensive of her status as a mage. ]