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[Wake up in a weird coffin like thing, this isn't unfamiliar at all to Chara. So once they're out of the whole deal in the bay and enjoy the explainations and such?

They take moment to scroll through things on their phone before deciding to send out a message of their own. Via text.]

its why to hots here. hotters then hotland, and taht place had lavas.

[Yes they are purposely being awful.]

i guess i should also ask if any1 has seen my friends and fam, toriel and paps and sans and all them folks?

mom, toriel, is gonna be mad if im gone too long.

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I don't mean to be rude but please enable autocorrect? It will help in understanding what you mean.

As for your family, they may not be here. I'm sorry.

autocorreckt is on.

[They're just being an asshole.]

tahn why r u evn answearing if u dont knw any1?

It's a heat wave. Thankfully, as long as I've been here we usually have a couple of weeks, and then it tends to get more normal. It's supposed to last two weeks.

It suxs. Im in a sweater and pant, couldnt this plase have taken me when i was at teh beach or someting if its gunna b hot?

[Sorry Weiss, they're typing as shittily as possible on purpose.]

[ This is even worse than texting Jaune. It takes her a moment just tosoak it in, even if it's readable still. ]

If you're new you should have 5000 red bills. What's your currency where you're from?

[They may be a giant asshole, but at least they're courteous enough to keep it legible.]

I got taht, yeah. And it's GOLD.

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Okay, well how much gold would it take to purchase a few common items so I can approximate how much gold is worth in your world?

[ She's trying to help her figure out what red bills mean, but just "gold" is usually priced with currency instead of standardized so she's trying to help but... Sometimes Weiss just wishes everything could be in lien like in her world. ]

[Give them a moment or two, Weiss. They're doing some mental math with regards to what they've actually bought which... was mostly food and equipment.]

About 300G for like, some food and clothes, if you're buying a few items?

[Also look, vast improvement in their typing!]

Okay, let's try a specific food item because clothes have a vast range of prices. How much is the average price in gold of a bowl of wok noodles from a restaurant?

[ Everywhere has wok noodles, she's pretty sure. ]

Do you mean instant noodles? I just stole a pack out of some nerds fridge so it didn't cost me anything.

[Well this is going to be a comedy of errors, isn't it.]

I specified from a restaurant!

[ God, Weiss is fairly certain that whoever invented instant noodles should be stopped from sharing ideas. No one should eat those in her opinion. They're just salt-covered low-quality prison food in her opinion.

Look just because she's not rich anymore doesn't mean she doesn't get to have a delicate palate. ]

Never ate at one. Or at least never paid.

[Instant noodles are the best! Especially when eaten dry.]

[ Just when he thought he'd gotten used to strange texting styles... ]

Hotter than a place with lava? Really?

If you can describe your family and friends a bit I might be able to point you in the right direction, assuming that they're here.

yes hottr tahn taht, and i wus wearin teh same cloths too.

... hard to describ, mom is super nice and tol. sans is a skeleten in a dirt-e hooduie.

That sounds like faulty lava to me.

I've met a handful of nice women around but none of them were particularly tall nor mothers as far as I know. This other... person? individual? is a literal skeleton? :/ I can't imagine that would be hard to find if they're around.

The lava was also being used to power an entire civilizations' area of living, so maybe that helped make it less hot.

[Gosh that is a sudden improvement in their spelling.]

Yes, a real live skeleton. He's a Monster, a skeleton Monster.

i know you can write better than that.

[No matter who it was... either of them could write better than that]

I can't give everything away right off the bat, Sans.

[Also a douchebag, totally a douchebag.]

you still suck at not doing that.

[He learned a lot in that single sentence.]

I haven't killed a single SOUL, btw, so don't jump out of your slippers or anything.

Oh wait, that would require you expending some kind of effort.

[Look they know that him knowing they're here is enough to mess with the skeleton. That's all that matters.]

So, you've been sleeping like the dead, huh?

you're not going to either, and i won't even have to stop you.

[He was still going to fucking stalk this frequency and keep an eye out. But actively stop?

He's seen the police force here.]

yeah.

it's amazing what having your family unit reduced down to one will do to your motivation.

I wasn't talking about here.

[Now that's an even more telling sentence.]

Oh so is it just you here then?

[Chara-Frisk Maybe Maybe Not Part 2 Electric Boogaloo is not his idea of a good time.]

Yes.

[Forever, now, hopefully.]

[Is anything a good time in Sans' mind?]

How unfortunate, well you're not alone anymore. :)

[not having chara/frisk there would be a pretty good time]

yeah i'm dying of overwhelming enthusiasm.

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