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Aeslyn Blackrose ([personal profile] blackrose_born) wrote in [community profile] genessia2017-07-06 10:58 pm

Warrior for Hire [Video/Action, OTA]

[It's been a week or two since the end of the invasion, and someone's finally, finally gotten her feet under her. New world? The concept isn't alien to her. But the only people she's ever met who managed the feat had to give up their corporeal bodies to do it, and she'd know if she'd done something like that, even by accident - right?]

[Regardless, she's now decided it's time to reach out to people. Her linkpearl doesn't work, for whatever reason - odds are good it's waaaay out of range - so she's relying on the 'phone' supplied to her in that little care package. Here, citizens and prisoners of Genessia - have a tiny, blue-haired woman addressing you.]


This is really quite the charming place, when it's not being overrun by ghosts. If I were here by choice, I might even enjoy it.

My name is Aeslyn Blackrose; I doubt it means anything to anyone here, unless Garlemald's reach is far greater than any of us ever guessed. I haven't seen much call for my usual line of work, whether in the 'newspaper' or on this phone thing, so I'm guessing rogue godlings aren't much of a concern here. I am well and truly grateful for that.

That being said, I am at something of an impasse. There are bounty hunters here in plenty already, more than one escort service, and each city has its own Guardian already. There is no war to fight, no empire to overthrow, no god to cast down. Alphinaud would have a fit. [She smiles, but it doesn't last long.]

In short, I need work. I can do woodwork, tailoring, cooking, alchemy, leatherwork, goldsmithing, blacksmithing, and armorsmithing, and I'm quite capable of fighting if that's the only call for my talents. I am a fully grown adult of some thirty-three summers, and I am not above doing odd jobs for coin.
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[personal profile] youfool 2017-07-08 03:04 am (UTC)(link)

Oh, about a year. We spoke a little about where he came from. "Elezen" and "Hyur" were dropped, as well as places like "Ishgard" and some others. Are you one of or from one of those?

Ah, heh heh, maybe hold off on the logging, then.

[He knew a happy little tree, once, who would be very cross with him if he needlessly hacked away at a forest.]

Anything I can name!? What about Excalibur, or Durandal? Or some righteous blade yet to be forged! Not swung in anger, though. Wouldn't want wrath to taint it. Justice, perhaps, or something equally, spiritually meritorious.

[Maybe she's not the Lady of the Lake Ted hopes]

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[personal profile] youfool 2017-07-08 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)

Goodness, that's quite the task! Did you stop him from munching on Yggdrasil, perhaps? He must've had to do with that thousand year war Alphinaud told me about. He didn't tell me about Lalafell, though. He did say Elezen could be a bit snooty. I hope they didn't fall beneath his notice.

[Short jokes. He'll be here all week, folks.]

Haha, thank goodness for the fine people besides; sounds like damnation was near at hand for them. I might have to introduce you to someone who, paradoxically, may be a pirate and a fine person.

Ah, the sword of mercy! But then I suppose such legendary blades can't quite be made. Pity. What you can make is only as good as my...aether? What's that?

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[personal profile] youfool 2017-07-08 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone had to make them...what, turn to piracy?

[He might've missed something]

Nonetheless, I pray you're right. I'd love nothing better than to marry those two things in a friend.

[After sounding more sincere and hopeful than he ever has, he gets right back into his normal, lightly humorous mode]

"Goodness, I hope the ground beneath our feet has the same sort of feeling you felt back on...what was your world called, again?

Hah, 'brazen' blades. That's great."

[But he's a little materialistic and has his heart set on Neat Stuff]

"But I see what you mean; swords don't make the Lalafell, but the reverse, as you're so eager to demonstrate.

Say, why not advertise? Boast about the impressive wares you can make. I don't mind listening; I'm sure to have more definite desires once you tell all. That alchemy business sounds especially fantastic."
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[personal profile] youfool 2017-07-09 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[If only he were detail-oriented enough to notice said severe looks. His teacher gives him them all the time, to no avail.]

Haha, well spontaneous generation from crude matter would explain a lot about some pirates, certainly.

Oh, a female planet eh? Mine too! 'Mother Earth', we'd sometimes call it.

[He listens raptly to the pitch. He can already feel his wallet growing lighter.]

Haha, suppose I did ask for boasting. May God forgive me for inflaming pride, if I've done. Those elixirs sound especially fine; I've a friend who seems to sleepwalk always. I'd pay handsomely for some tonic that could rouse his eternal half-slumber. Well, so long as there's nothing illicit in the substance, of course.

[Performance-enhancing drugs get a bad rap outside of the MMO world]

Goodness, all of that sounds lovely. Say, do you ever work in reverse? I mean, the usual way is to commission a product and leave you to the materials, but could it work the other way around? You mentioned bone weapons, right? I've some wondrous teeth I've acquired that I'd dearly love to fashion into a longsword, if at all possible.
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[personal profile] youfool 2017-07-11 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Hah, such a vocal planet too! Ours was, alas, more subtle than that. Suppose when something falls it either stops singing altogether or...makes noise.

Haha, the teeth of a pirate! You might be familiar with the material. A magician pirate, at that. Which is to say I'll be very disappointed if you can't suss out something mystical in them. They've even got the blood dried on; that ought to lend something.
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[personal profile] youfool 2017-07-12 01:57 am (UTC)(link)

[His hand shoots to his bag and digs. Expression triumphant, he produces a tooth, an inch-and-a-half tall, then flourishes in front of the screen. Not even Roegadyn have chompers that large.]

"Yea high. I'm due for seven of them altogether."

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[personal profile] youfool 2017-07-15 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey, they're only a little bloody cause they came from someone's gums! That's it!]

"Mm, well I certainly won't have you forging some ghastly serrated blade! As there's only so much point to go around on a longsword, the pointy ones, I fear, will have to be altered and changed into edge."

[If one can do that. He's not a smith. Still, he is getting visibly excited at the prospect of a Build-a-Blade workshop.]

Ah! Could this medallion

[He says, unwrapping it from his neck]

be worked into the crossguard? Indeed, the sword must make a cross when you hold it the wrong way. A blade straight and narrow as the path every soul should walk! 'Tis a medallion of St. Christopher, patron saint of travelers and, haha, toothache. I got it from a priest! That, haha, should suffice to make it a sacred sword; a blessed blade.

Oh! So long as we're about bones, I may be able to secure the blessing of Death himself and get some of his. Hopefully that doesn't hold up the process too much.

Any other materials you'd like me to procure? I suppose we've still the hilt and the pommel to contend with. Oh, I can't wait, this is going to be delightful!

[Someone's a sword enthusiast]
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[personal profile] youfool 2017-07-16 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)

Ah, tough one. I'll leave that to your own caprice, or expertise. I believe whatever its accidental attributes, its essentials will remain the same. So long as that endures, all's well.

All right! I'll seek straightway to gather every favor, and drop off all the materials for you. Make it immortally sturdy, now! I plan on inspecting the blade and conducting a singular torture test of my own, if you don't mind.

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[personal profile] youfool 2017-07-25 11:52 am (UTC)(link)

Certainly! There's the arena in Attleton, where even death is thwarted should the bout prove too brutal. There's also the Holodeck in Nova City, which is fake.

[Hold on, he'll think of a more flattering description soon.]

That is, none of its foes are real, but...hard light projections, or something. Very like; a sinister simulacrum.

Now, in taking this measure, what's allowed and necessary?

[Just so he knows how much cheating to do.]

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[personal profile] youfool 2017-07-26 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)

Ah, all right...

[The holodeck, distasteful as its felt falseness was, is probably best. No one but himself could get hurt, and its privacy was preferable. Assuming no recordings were kept.]

To be clear, you can make a better blade if I've performance to match, right?

[He had to weigh his desire for cool stuff against his dislike for that uniform. Decisions, decisions.]

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[personal profile] youfool 2017-07-29 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[In a way that's a relief. He did, upon consideration, want something that'd be useful even when he wasn't wearing that thing. It'd be a waste of a perfectly good sword if only life-fiber arms could wield it.]

Au naturale it is! [Lalafells know French right?]

It's a date then. Afternoons work best for me. Next Saturday, perhaps?
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[personal profile] youfool 2017-07-30 12:41 am (UTC)(link)

Wonderful! Until then, go under the Mercy.

[Not too macuahuitl-ish, he hopes. He'd refuse a weapon as cruel as that. If she has to break the teeth down to dust, so be it, but a nice, clean, double-edged longsword is all he asks. And it has to make a cross. And white as can be. Okay, so he asks a lot.]

((OOC: He got them from some weird shark-human hybrid so...your imagination can probably take it from there. I'm not picky. Wanna just go to Action from here or make another thread?))