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The same kind of people who make their fiances sleep on the couch.
If I see a single potato chip in the house, I will put that couch outside next to the frog pond.
what did potato chips ever do to you
too much seasoning?
too much seasoning?
It took me a week to get the crumbs from the busted bags out of that hall closet and it still stinks of bacon and barbecue to this bloody day.
You're a beast.
You're a beast.
you're the one who was stepping on bags
and falling on them
and falling on them
Chips shouldn't be packed to the ceiling in the hall closet, Tannusen.
you know I still have the footage of you jumping at the camera
I'm keeping it too
forever
I'm keeping it too
forever
TRICK QUESTION! Even monsters love chips!
[Though tbf: Rose is thinking french fries. Because she's British. But who doesn't like Crisps? There answer is the same.]
[Though tbf: Rose is thinking french fries. Because she's British. But who doesn't like Crisps? There answer is the same.]
[ Don't worry, the monster in question seems to take offense to any kind of COOKED POTATO. ]
yeah not this one
maybe he's a defective monster
I should get him checked
yeah not this one
maybe he's a defective monster
I should get him checked
[THAT IS TERRIBLE! :O]
That's terrible! Is he sick?
That's terrible! Is he sick?
Are there Doctors to check what kind of food he should be eating? Maybe he has a sensitive stomach??? Or stomachs, pluralized.
are you sure you won't get sad if I'm out there
shit I won't even have to go far for snacks
[ He gonna eat them frogs, Cass. Every one of them.
It's only fair, after they chowed down on his corpse for days. ]
shit I won't even have to go far for snacks
[ He gonna eat them frogs, Cass. Every one of them.
It's only fair, after they chowed down on his corpse for days. ]
those frogs are enchanted and i dont know what will happen if you eat them tannusen
you might end up meowing like a housecat for the rest of your life
you might end up meowing like a housecat for the rest of your life
it's okay, I'll still be able to troll you in text
nah he's been sickly his whole life
he's also deranged
he's also deranged
So when you say monster, you mean he can talk communicate, he's just a picky eater.
Does he also hate pizza? And ice cream?
Does he also hate pizza? And ice cream?
dunno I'm still trying to teach him that seasoning isn't evil
I cannot guarantee that. I've seen what passes for seasoning on some planets, and gotta say bland looks pretty appetizing sometimes.
[Then again, I repeat, she's British.]
[Then again, I repeat, she's British.]
he's irish
his idea of seasoned is tap water
his idea of seasoned is tap water
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