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[keysareforchumps]

Do you find yourself in need of someone to do your dirty work?

Need something destroyed?

Are you in need of a robot or other mechanized weapon of destruction?

Look no further.

I have all the good for your villainous needs.

Heroes need not respond.

Comments

[Text]

[foxcurls]

Wow isn't this the kind of thing the dark net was made for?

Anwyay, I hope for whoever hires you that you're more subtle than the last guy I met who wanted to destroy stuff.

[Helgi, why do you do this? You know it won't end well.]

[Text]

[keysareforchumps]

Oh?

Tell me about this non-subtle person.

[Text]

[foxcurls]

Okay well he used bombs when a gun would have done, wore bright easily recognisable armour, was easily goaded into revealing his face, did a whole lot of grandstanding and finally spent more time talking about traditions than actually getting the job done.

Re: [Text]

[keysareforchumps]

It's called establishing a signature and evil reputation.

Re: [Text]

[foxcurls]

He also really sucks at this whole anonymous thing.

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Gods, it's like you read my mind.

[He's probably not serious. Then again, he's married to Grell. Who knows.]

[Anon text on his end and locked to Marco]

[keysareforchumps]

It's what a successful business person does. Read the minds of the consumer and provide.

Shall we set up a meeting?

text;

[icyheart]

Would you ever do it if it was just to amuse me?

Re: text;

[keysareforchumps]

Yes I would. Sometimes amusement is the best villainous motivation.

I'll still require payment.

text;

[icyheart]

What would you want as payment?