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003 | you're such an inspiration

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do you find that creeps are harassing you?

need some bastard's face punched for giving you shit?

I don't care about your sob story, and I don't want to hear it. punks on hoverboards, punks on foot, vampires or monsters, or murderous robots, I don't give a shit who.

if you gotta get away to a safe place (which I'm not providing neither) and you need backup, reply here and I'll give you my contact info.

villainous assholes need not respond.

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So how do you know who the villainous assholes are?
Like what if one responds

(Same question to dumbass who said heroes a few posts ago.)

Thank god life is black and white like that right lol

no, that's a good point

but if one guy says no heroes.

Guess so

Hey can I contract you to go get the no-heroes guy? I want a duel in the streets at high noon.

not my gig

I'll get people out of shit, but that's it

also I'm kinda over it. ~~pretty sure it's just a kid trolling me now anyway~~

guess you're all about the between-area on heroes and villains, huh

lame though

good thing I'm not paid to be entertaining

Hero copycat.

problem?

Problem? No. I'll crush you even if someone hires you to stop me.

oh. it's you.

whatever. nothing I haven't heard before.

You've heard this villainous threat before?

...

How about this one? When we meet, I'm going to crush you and then steal the money your employer paid you to stop me! Then I'll crush them, get paid even more, and conquer this city in no time!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[That's right. He typed out his evil laugh.]

... is this really happening

wait

this is just some kid, isn't it

some kid made the original post and is now trolling me for thinking they were serious

I can assure you, I'm an adult. And a genuine Super Villain.

you just said "super villain"

nobody over twelve says "super villain"

That's a lie. Heroes and villains use those words all the time.

What kind of hero are you?

yeah. on tv, wearing spandex.

clearly, I'm not one.

Heroes wear armor too, you now.

You're a sucky hero.

and then combine to form a giant robot, I've seen that one.

I'd be the first to agree.

Only loser heroes do that with giant robots.

Eh. This is less fun suddenly. What are you? An anti-hero? How cliche.

look kid, I'm not going to judge which shows you watch.

now I'm the cliche? you're a riot.

Hey! I'm very trope savvy! I make sure I don't fall into cliches! Ask Mack or Princess Mayapple! They'd tell you!

...If they were here. I'm a real villain! I robbed a bank!

oh my god.

look. you got me. I won't take any anon post here seriously ever again, promise.

I can prove it to you. Name a time and place. I'll crush you.

pass

Of course. Typical anti-hero.

Fine. I'll show you I am a real villain. One day. You'll see!

I already regret everything

Well in my line of work there will always be a creep or thirty. So I'll keep this in mind.

[More so when it's closer to her first film release.]

... you're some kind of celebrity, right?

Actress, I was one back home as well and the number of weird people that usually attach themselves to celebrities always made me wonder when it would happen to me. More so now I don't have my mother to make sure it doesn't happen.

Independence is both fun and really nerving.

well. like I said. don't really care why people are bothering you.

bookmark this thing or whatever, if someone gives you shit, leave a message here.

Will do. Though question if I do what would be the form of payment?

uh

look this is kinda a volunteer thing

I know, but I still feel like if I do even if volunteering to repay in some way, even if it's something minor.

... you can owe me coffee or something

I could totally do that. One thing I am good at, coffee places.

great. problem solved.

Well, no.

But I do need to find ways to raise my level. If you get hurt, will you let me know?

... yeah. if I need it.

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