[video];

[morethanthis]

[Hello Genessia have one very pissed off and confused looking redhead]

Stark, is this your idea of a joke? If it is I could kill you with my hands tied behind my back and blindfolded. [She is telling the truth.... maybe, but there is no real heat behind her words.]

Where the hell am I?

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[Text]

[xlvii]

Have you seen the hologram yet?

[Video]

[youfool]

[He'll take an angry redhead aren't they all and raise you a stupidly chipper blonde.]

Aheheh, wouldn't happen to have a first name of "Tony", would he? An impressive martial feat nonetheless. To answer your question: Genessia! Welcome to it. I'm Ted. What's your name?

[spacepeterpan]

Ah, probably not a joke, if it is, I can't say I get it, it's a bit busy, don't you think? Never mind jokes, hello, I'm the Doctor, you're in Genessia, sort of a city in a bottle, except the bottle's a telepathic force field restraining psychic vampires, or at least that's a working theory, and you are...?

[alwaysimpaled]

If this is a joke, it's a very elaborate, expensive, and long-running one.

video;

[whiteas]

It's been three and a half years and I'm still waiting on the punchline.

video;

[moviemagic]

This would be the worlds longest joke if it was one.

[She paused for a moment.]

But sadly, probably not one.

[pianola]

Does this Stark change the nature of reality?

Video

[vulcanyounot]

[Spock usually isn’t one to answer people’s inquiries upon their arrival (was he the only one who actually watched the hologram andread the informational pamphlets that are there?), but he has to admit, he’s quite impressed if her words are true. That’s quite a skill.]

I assure you that your arrival here no more of a joke than any others who arrived prior to you. I have not yet heard of an individual named Stark, however people regularly arrive here so I cannot discount the possibility that he may come not long after you. ((unless they posted and I missed it in which case oh well spock missed that one too)) In regards to your query as to where you are, you are currently on a world called Genessia. If you have not yet watched the hologram of Miss Schnee I suggest starting there and following up with the Schnee Company for any mundane questions. I will also offer my assistance to you should you require it.

[Video]

[initia_nova]

[The woman looks familiar and so does the name she mentioned, which makes Scott immediately curious.]

I'm afraid all this is real and you are in Genessia. Did you see the hologram?

And...that Stark you are talking about, is his name Tony?

[video]

[mechanica]

[ For some reason or another the feed itself is black for a moment or two, but she'll definitely know the all too familiar voice that comes with it. ] Yep. You caught me. After everything we've been through I decided that the best way to get on your good side again was a gigantic cosmic prank. [ Tony pointed his device down to focus on his face. He's still in the pod he arrived in and doesn't look keen on moving. If he hadn't removed his helmet people might just assume he's dead in there. ] Hi, by the way. Good to know you're still feeling as murderous as ever.

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[morethanthis]

[It's weird. Natasha feels both relieved and incredibly pissed at seeing that face. Then again that's par for the course for Tony. ]

I woke up in strange place after a murder bot you created by the way, tried to kill all of us.

How am I supposed to feel?

[video]

[mechanica]

[ Yet another victim of the Stark charm, clearly. That's what he would have said, anyway, if not for the so glaring it was almost blinding fact that what she remembered and what he remembered were very different points on the timeline. He squinted, pausing before answering. ]

Uh. We won, right?

[ Could he stay disoriented a little longer? Remembering how things worked here was not a good time. At least, the place he assumed here was. He still hadn't moved but what other place welcomed you by giving you a comforting pod to wake up in inside a dank cave? ]