I'll never die when I'm dead [Audio]

[corruptedsave]

Oh boy, get your leg busted up and get beaned by newspapers and then you miss all the cool stuff.

[Why yes, that is a kid talking about all the hullabaloo being interesting. Let us not dwell on the whole being hit with newspapers or busted legs, that's not important.]

Anyway! Considering how bad my luck has been lately, how're all of you losers?

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voice;

[firefandance]

Shouldn't you get your leg sorted, unless you have already.

voice;

[gamerrep]

Did you do something to annoy the newspaper boy?

[Because they said newspapers, not just the one, so she really has to wonder.]

Though it's also not polite to call people losers.

voice;

[corruptedsave]

It's fine, I dealt with it.

[This is, of course, a lie. Chara did a kind of slid shod splint which isn't any help at all.

But it's not like they're going to tell anyone that.]

voice;

[corruptedsave]

Not that I'm aware of!

[The advice they gave instead of a tip was a good idea in their mind, so feck the paperboy being bothered by that.]

Well what else am I supposed to call a bunch of folks I don't know personally?

[initia_nova]

You're hurt? Is your leg fixed or you need help getting to the hospital?

The newspaper boy is a public menace, that kid needs help.

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[corruptedsave]

I had a run in with a light pole, and it's fine. I took care of it.

[initia_nova]

Where you running when that happened? Because I've ran into poles before and the worse I got was a headache.

[corruptedsave]

Nah, I was hassling a robot who had climbed up on the pole and then it fell.

[initia_nova]

Ah, that makes slightly more sense.

Pity you had that bad luck. What robot was it?

[corruptedsave]

[Don't mind them snorting at the first comment.]

One that is afraid of dogs, which was hilarious.

[initia_nova]

[Enjoy yourself.]

Some robots display a human behavior. Maybe someone programmed it to be afraid of dogs too. Which is...concerning.

[corruptedsave]

Who knows, or cares? It was funny up until the pole fell over.

[initia_nova]

I had a broken leg before, it's really not fun. In my case, it wasn't a pole but part of Notre Dame what fell on me.

[corruptedsave]

Huh... Well good for you?

[Not impressed, if that was what Scott was going for.]

[initia_nova]

Good is not the word that comes to mind when I think of injuries.

[Not really, he was only trying to be empathetic.]

[corruptedsave]

[Empathy is wasted on Chara.]

Except you managed to only have a busted leg after having part of a big building fall on you.

[initia_nova]

[Noticed.]

No, that was only one of my injuries. I had a pierced lung, a broken arm, a busted leg, multiple lacerations and burn marks, a concussion and broken ribs.

There was...a fire that ended in an explosion. [That he caused, kinda sorta.]

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[corruptedsave]

[Long long silence...]

2/2

[corruptedsave]

[Then they just start to laugh.

And laugh.

And laugh.]

[initia_nova]

[This is Chara, at this point, Scott's not so surprised by their reaction. Nor is he specially offended, it takes a lot to bother him.]

Careful, it would be such a shame if you broke a rib too.

[corruptedsave]

Nah, I didn't even do that when I fell into a mountain.

[Hee hee hee.]

voice;

[firefandance]

Are you sure?

[She wanted to doubly check before being okay with it.]

But so long as you're okay, I won't be too annoying about it.

voice;

[gamerrep]

You would say so what are you lot doing or something... You don't put names to them until you know them more. I think anyway. That is what I would do.

voice;

[corruptedsave]

I am, I've had worse.

[Prying will only get Yukiko a lot of headaches, or worst considering it's Chara she's dealing with.]

Good, it's not like you're my parents or something.

voice;

[corruptedsave]

Yeah, that's what you would do. I'm not you.

Also calling folks losers will get people who want to be fighty to speak up. Then I can have some fun.