I'll never die when I'm dead [Audio]

[corruptedsave]

Oh boy, get your leg busted up and get beaned by newspapers and then you miss all the cool stuff.

[Why yes, that is a kid talking about all the hullabaloo being interesting. Let us not dwell on the whole being hit with newspapers or busted legs, that's not important.]

Anyway! Considering how bad my luck has been lately, how're all of you losers?

Comments

voice;

[firefandance]

Shouldn't you get your leg sorted, unless you have already.

voice;

[corruptedsave]

It's fine, I dealt with it.

[This is, of course, a lie. Chara did a kind of slid shod splint which isn't any help at all.

But it's not like they're going to tell anyone that.]

voice;

[firefandance]

Are you sure?

[She wanted to doubly check before being okay with it.]

But so long as you're okay, I won't be too annoying about it.

voice;

[corruptedsave]

I am, I've had worse.

[Prying will only get Yukiko a lot of headaches, or worst considering it's Chara she's dealing with.]

Good, it's not like you're my parents or something.

voice;

[firefandance]

Even though, I cannot help but be concerned for children who come here like we do. That's all.

voice;

[corruptedsave]

[They make a rude sound now.]

Isn't that what the Children's home is for? So everyone can just forget about them.

voice;

[firefandance]

People don't really forget though. I mean people are talking to you, right?

voice;

[gamerrep]

Did you do something to annoy the newspaper boy?

[Because they said newspapers, not just the one, so she really has to wonder.]

Though it's also not polite to call people losers.

voice;

[corruptedsave]

Not that I'm aware of!

[The advice they gave instead of a tip was a good idea in their mind, so feck the paperboy being bothered by that.]

Well what else am I supposed to call a bunch of folks I don't know personally?

voice;

[gamerrep]

You would say so what are you lot doing or something... You don't put names to them until you know them more. I think anyway. That is what I would do.

voice;

[corruptedsave]

Yeah, that's what you would do. I'm not you.

Also calling folks losers will get people who want to be fighty to speak up. Then I can have some fun.

voice;

[gamerrep]

Insulting people shouldn't be fun at all.

voice;

[corruptedsave]

It's better than the alternatives, Miss.

[initia_nova]

You're hurt? Is your leg fixed or you need help getting to the hospital?

The newspaper boy is a public menace, that kid needs help.

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[corruptedsave]

I had a run in with a light pole, and it's fine. I took care of it.

[initia_nova]

Where you running when that happened? Because I've ran into poles before and the worse I got was a headache.

[corruptedsave]

Nah, I was hassling a robot who had climbed up on the pole and then it fell.

[initia_nova]

Ah, that makes slightly more sense.

Pity you had that bad luck. What robot was it?

[corruptedsave]

[Don't mind them snorting at the first comment.]

One that is afraid of dogs, which was hilarious.

[private]

[vicious_slice]

Hrn.

Those doctors took care of your leg, right?

[private]

[corruptedsave]

Oh hey, Dog fearing robot.

Get all those dents out?

[private]

[vicious_slice]

Metal Man.

And the only dents I left were in the ground.

[private]

[corruptedsave]

Oh, you're that guy who was secretive and such.

Uh huh, so you say.

[private]

[vicious_slice]

You didn't already figure that out? Hn.

Look, I had to take care of those myself. You think I'd lie about an inconvenience?

[private]

[corruptedsave]

I don't keep track of every idiot that uses text and is skittish about details.

[They sound just a wee bit annoyed.]

Yes, because everyone lies to make themselves look good.