[ He's a human working with aliens in a universe where the bad guys are human supremacists. He's not gonna go into shock over some side eye, though he will protest if he feels wrongly accused. ]

We've been advised to put them into a box or leave them in another room. I'd take you up on putting them on mute anyway, but we have to be contactable at all times for Guardian business.

You'd be surprised how inconvenient the timing of criminals is. [ Yes, he's still bitter about spending their last quality-time weekend on the TV World mess. ]